Thursday, November 5th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 4th!
What happens after the Iceman Cometh. - Plecostomus
Runners-up:
IgLOO. - El Bastardo
Hell's bathroom, shortly after Michael Lohan announced that he would no longer comment on his daughter's life. - OurMissC
Nicole Kidman's ultrasound reveals nothing out of the ordinary. - Stoney
Aw man! Who fucked KFed in the bathroom!? - angel_i
VIA Break
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Congrats Pleco.!!
Funny shit this time Horz!!! Good job.
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"Take that with a silo of sarcasm" MK 10/21/09
Congratulations Plecostomus!! You're on a roll!!
Congrats also to OurMissC, Stoney, angel_i and especially ElBoyfriend. Good stuff sluts!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO
Haha don't worry, I learned my lesson on the bragging. Way to go, you dumb sluts! And thanks KD for emailing me the name of that mole stuff. *muah*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Way to go winners! Wheeeeeee! Good stuff!
Pleco! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...i spit out coffee..hilarious.
congrats to all the runners up also!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
*whistles* look at the lineup we have in hare today!! Good job y'alls! Stoney is going to be bragging about this forevah!
Good job, folks! I knew at least one Nicole Kidman caption had to place...lol.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
PLEEEEEECOOOO! YAY ELB, STONEY, OURMISSC & ANGEL!!!! ALL STARS & FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! PLECO♥♥♥
Pleccy! Angel! Stoney! ElB! Miss C!
all mah whores won and they were all so fucking funneh! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
It's a Dlisted Hall Of Fame up in har! Congratulations everyone!
These are all awesome!
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
VERY NICE horz. *************************************************************************************The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
AIEEEeeeeeAaarrgHhhh!!!
El B totally called this one! Holy smokes, what great company to be in today!!! Thanks, you guys, and congrats to the always-funny El Bastardo, OurMissC, Stoney, and a special yaaaaaaayyy to angel_i!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
If Pleco had not win this one, I was going to have to rough MK up a little. Hilarious!!
Congrats to an All-Star Dlisted line-up!!
Pleco, El B, OurMissC, Stoney and angel_i??? Why by jove, I am over the moon!!!
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Life isn't easy from the singular side
Down in the hole some emotions are hard to hide
Holy cow! Can't believe I'm up there with the likes of Pleco, El B, Stoney, and Angel I! Thanks MK and congrats to all.
*sigh* Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
MICHAEL K. DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CANADIANS!
At least I'm now part of an all-star lineup!
Congrats, funny hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
LOL @ all captions......Pleco, you're a genius!!!! x
Congrats funny whores!! Good stuff.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Congrats, Plec♥!!! WTG, ElB, OurMissC, St♥ney! And thank goodness ((Angel)) finally won..Now she can finally wear that hideous lime green bridesmaid dress!
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Elton John's bathroom in the morning.
oh okay. now we know how nicole kidman's bathroom looks like. an exact replica of her face.
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When Iceman finally got to nail Rogue.
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Too weird to live; too rare to die.
Though her food and beverage preferences were relatively normal for an A-lister, a few of the other requests on Nicole Kidman's appearance rider were a *tad* unusual...
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Too weird to live; too rare to die.
The Ice Man Cometh, ALOT.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
If this is what Gwenyth Paltrow's gina does to a bathroom, can't say that I blame Chris Martin's wondering eye....
♪ LQQKS like Britney is up to her old tricks again!!
♪ Jesus Christ Arnie ``````` How many fucking times have I told you to "quit' trying to brew your own beer in the bath tub!!!!!
Since when did Nicole Kidman become an interior decorator?
MTV CRIBS: Willie Aames
David Duchovny needs to find a more subtle way to let us know he has not recovered.
Sorry kids, Santa's workshop is taking a break from capitalism.
I know I shouldn't have used Abuelita's Vagisil for douching.
Didn't the original picture in the Inquirer have Whitney's bottles and pipes scattered about?
Melted Michael Jackson!
Kirstie Alley busted through the wall leaving that huge hole after the massive sugar rush the fatty suffered after she licked a pound of royal icing (which she covers her whole house with)while taking a crap.
sarah palin did it this time; taking off her prop eye glasses and opening up a book- sure enough hell froze over.
The inside of Kristen Stewart's soul
Posh's shit is ice, too! More so than her dirty looks.
lohan's bathroom after payday (yes, that's blow).
This is what happens when Martha Stewart queefs!
This is what happens when Martha Stewart queefs!
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Oops, Fishsticks queefed again.
Kate's cold heart has gone too far. She gave the rabbid possum stare and John's bathroom went POOF