Open Post: Hosted By An Effigy Of Katie Price

It's the attack of the 27ft tranny! This is a giant effigy of Katie Price which will be torched in front of 10,000 people on Saturday. For the past ten years the Edenbridge Bonfire Society has chosen one famewhore to burn at their annual bonfire celebration in Kent. It's like Burning Man, but way sluttier. The free clinic will be standing by to treat anyone who suffers from whore inhalation.

Truthfully, this really doesn't look like Katie Price. I mean, one of her tittays is bigger than that entire thing. They don't do her massive chichis justice at all. This looks more like Alex Redi's tranny alter ego Roxanne. The Edenbridge Bonfire Society should make mini-versions of this which could be used to scare off just about anything.