Wednesday, November 4th 2009
Posh Is A Mommy To Two Teacup Pigs
Since celebwhores are jizzing over the newest craze micro pigs, it's no surprise that Posh & Becks have jumped into the trough and bought their own adorable oink-ers. The Daily Mail says that Posh dropped £1400 on two tiny teacup pigs for her family. The pigs are currently living in luxury at BeckingHAM Palace in England.
Some source claims that Posh wants to name them Elton & David after her friends Elton John and David Furnish. But Becks thinks they should give them the names Pinky & Perky, which are two words that can be used to perfectly describe his voice.
It's a good thing Posh got her schnoz snipped not too long ago. Because if she didn't, she wouldn't be happy waking up to two tiny pigs suckling on her nipples for leche.
Posh is fugly, what does Becks see in her...
I want those tiny piglets, so cute.
I WANT PIGS! Fucking CUTE!
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check out bitch's teefers? no wonder she keeps her mouth closed all the time. that jacked up grill.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 8:04pm.
I'd also dance to that.
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I'd get one. Piggies are adorable.
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I WANNA TEA CUP PIGGY!!! I WANNA TEA CUP PIGGY NOW! (hey you put a funky beat behind that and you got a dance tune)...
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This is dorky trivia, but "Pinky" & "Perky" were the names of Tom and Barbara Good's pigs on the AWESOME 70's BBC show The Good Life (Good Neighbors in the States).
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That's Posh pre-anorexia and facelift...really...she looks way pointier than that. I shit you not. What cute piglets!!!!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
she needs to lose 30 lbs and go under the knife.
The jokes DO write themselves.... now it's the 3 little pigs....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Dem piggies are cute!!! Posh, not so much.
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*gasp* I've always wanted them! I will definitely get a pair in the near future! Congrats to Posh!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
MK, she'd be so annoyed you used a pic from when she was "fat"
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well willya look at those noses!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 3:28pm.
For beıng a Brıt, Posh has good teeth.
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She and Becks both had their teeth capped. Those are not her natural teeth.
For beıng a Brıt, Posh has good teeth.
Thse teacups pıggıes are gonna take one look at her snout and squeal 'Mama'!
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Man, the resemblence the pigs have to their new mommy is incredible.
Victoria Beckham is so damn fulgy.
What's wrong with just adopting a dog or cat?
I would name them Kirstie Alley and Kevin Federline.
he always chooses the best pics :)
Do you guys think that Posh did her nose? I doubt it tho. I think it became slightly slimmer when she got skinnier.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
But Becks thinks they should give them the names Pinky & Perky,
I thought those were the names of Poshs bolt on tits.
the jokes really do write themselves here . the daily mail says that Rupert Grint ( ron weasley) has a pig too .. well he had swine flu didnt he ?
great pic of posh! the resemblance is incredible...
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:18pm.
Oh, well, where do we vegan? I, for one, enjoy fine swine when I'm not in the mood for something fowl. And since I have no sacred cows, I fear no bovine retribution.
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LOL.
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@carefreea wow ... my arteries just clogged up reading that. ::salivates:: ; )
Asshole, once they grow to their normal size which is bigger than a teacup she wont want them anymore. Fucking bitch.
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that pic of posh...hahahaha!!
When I lived in SoCal, my next door neighbors had one of those stupid pigs. It used to bang on my front door every morning. I think he was finally roasted on their spit.
Diamondawg
pig poop is just like dog n smells like it
they always goes on the same spot
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Ps I want to own pigs and feed them only chestnuts so I can make Jamon Serrano :p
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
DiamondDawg on
info on pigs nothing about the smell or size of poop my sister has one give me 5 minutes I will get ur poop answers
http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/potbelliedpigs/a/pbpexpect.htm
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
cute piggies but i really hope this tart is a better owner than PENIS HILTON
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
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They are. Rashers of smoked back bacon on a roll with just butter, no sauce, with maybe a few fried button mushrooms. Yummy, I'm actually drooling now *slaps self*
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On topic, Piggies piggies.
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COCHINO!
where is open post!? I need someone to talk me out of committing homicide.
on topic: zzzzz who cares.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:12pm.
cnn says that fucktard judge who refused to marry the interracial couple in LA has resigned.
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Was Anderson Cooper giggling about it?
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He's so precious, isn't he? I'm starting to get annoyed with his Vanderbilt money ass. I read all about his family history, but he's *still* a trust fund baby. Yeah, I'm a trust fund baby hater cuz I'm JELLUS!
Oh, well, where do we vegan? I, for one, enjoy fine swine when I'm not in the mood for something fowl. And since I have no sacred cows, I fear no bovine retribution.
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Bottom-feeder.
ha ha stoney said bigots
people who don't like swine should be called pigots
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OINK!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:13pm.
LOL, it didn't talk about the consistency of their excrement. Sorry!
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:13pm.
offtopic: who is that hot piece in your avatar?!
ontopic: those pigs are cute. too bad pigs are MEAN.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Cute.
And I heart bacon. Maple smoked, especially.
Posh has piggy teefs too, they point back INTO her mouth.
Weird.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 2:11pm.
FUCK I WANT A BLT!
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