Wednesday, November 4th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: 50 Cent's Cologne Ad
There's are so many things wrong with the picture above. First of all, 50 Cent is not right naming his cologne "Power" since Gay Al Reynolds has an ass spray coming out in a few weeks called "Power Bottom." Second of all, why does Half-A-Dollar even have a fragrance in the first place? Third of all, is that even Two Quarters in this ad? Without his tats or teefs, he looks more like a character you'd run into at a down low gay club on Grand Theft Auto.
And you know that Eddie Murphy is at Kinko's right now trying to get this ad printed on a pair of white cotton panties (ala Pattinson panties).
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this picture makes me uncomfortable
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Wow, they even photoshopped out the bullet holes!
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it looks like he has steel plate moobs...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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let me take a wild guess as to what 50's cologne will smell like:
a 40once of OE
Bud
cheap cigars
OTZ or Bonton ghetto chips.
and tropical fantasy fruit punch
that said, NASTY!
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Iffy Scents from Nifty Cents.
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Bottom-feeder.
Merge Tyson Beckford's face wıth 50 Cent...
Remove the dents, scars and bullet holes vıa ILM and voıla...
your photo you have here!
50 aın't neva looked that fuckın nıfty!
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Mmmm. This subliminal advertising really works! I totally want Hershey's chocolate bar now...
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Please.... No more cologne or perfume. On the subway I regularly become sickened and enraged by the panoply of scents everyone bathes in nowadays. And non of them smell good, no matter how expensive. No one wants to smell you!!!! Go AWAY!!!!!!
GTA reference FTW.
Also... plehh. 53110U7!!
hes gross
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i don't care what u bitches say..fiddy is sexy, bullet holes and all...
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He is hot...
photoshop or not.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Aren't there supposed to be one, two, three, ummm ALOT of bullet holes? They did some (ALOT of) work on his jaw. That mandible belongs with GAY-FISH's chipmunk jaw..
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This is really strange. 50 cent is actually really cut in real life and yet they photoshopped him so that his abs are less defined? Weird.
photoshopped is not your friend 50
He looks more like Tyler Perry in that photo.
But will it make a woman love you like a fat kid love cake??
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Hrmm its is airbrushed to hell but I think 50 is a goodlooking man!! =]]
hmmm I thought he had tattoos on his chest
and stuff. weird.
Coma Caca!!
cprincess , nothing strange about it, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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i know Im gonna hear it for saying this but theres something strangely attractive about 50cent..
He used to be a really good guest when he was on Howard Stern-didnt take himself seriously and had a good sense of humour!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
He almost looks straight.
Almost.
Looks like a much younger Mike Tyson.
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Wtf is up with the dirty sanchez mustache he's rockin'?
snowy, i just got an email from her about ten minutes ago (she's in school) and all it said is "FML". hahahahahaha
On topic: I don't know much about fiddy 'sept he is a p.i.m.p.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
i see they airbrushed the bullet hole scars off his chest.
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jack's daughter always has impeccable taste!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Macy's - LMAO!
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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:48am.
Power by 50 Cent’s scent is described as strong, masculine and powerful, which evokes both the grittiness of 50 Cent’s origins and the heady rush that accompanied his rise to power.
Power by 50 Cent will be available exclusively at Macy’s stores
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LMFAO...yes, Macy's is sooooo hardcore and gritty.
"Exclusively at Macy's"...hahahahahahahahaaaa. Uh, yeah, that is worth gold in street cred.
hahahahahahahaha
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
snowy, that is my daughters most favoritest song evah! the unedited version, of course. I just got through listening the the BOOM BOOM POW remix he did with the black eyed peas... meh, ok. YOU SOLD 200ONLATE!!!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
LOL I emaailed it to a friend and she was talking about it for 5 minutes before she realized it was 50
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 11:02am.
it's "sip Bacardi" raul, LOLOL
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ummmm he usually looks WAY more "special"...i would NOT have recognized him if you had just randomly showed me this picture...i guess that's a good thing??
it's "sip Bacardi" raul, LOLOL
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I just got an email from peta "Brody Jenner and Perez Hilton want you to help save seals"
I SAY FUCK THE SEALS if those two are their spokes"men"!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Face looks ok...its the upper body that looks akward
srsly his chesties looks like Coco's ass pancakes before she met Ice T
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
They definitely did something to his face in that ad. He is not that good looking. Lmao at "he looks more like a character you'd run into at a down low gay club on Grand Theft Auto." haha! so true!
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Is that Curtis? Where are his bullet wounds?
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his head looks photoshopped on to that body
Power by 50 Cent’s scent is described as strong, masculine and powerful, which evokes both the grittiness of 50 Cent’s origins and the heady rush that accompanied his rise to power.
Power by 50 Cent will be available exclusively at Macy’s stores nationwide, beginning on November 5th. In honor of the launch, 50 Cent will be making appearances at five select Macy’s, starting in New York City’s Macy’s Herald Square. (allthatsfab.com)
I'll wait to smell it until it's at TJ Maxx in the clearance bin.
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LMAO!
*scoops up snowy*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
That doesn't even LOOK like Fiddy.
Curtis looks like they put him in life jacket and locked him up in mystic tan booth for couple of days
he's a gorgeous guy but this looks ...ehhh
also outta all rappers ...fiddy gets more respect and he's very smart
opose to diddy who threw his 40th bday bash last night at kiss&fly
heard he was very desparate for promoters to promote his party
what an asshole he is
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet