Maybe Gretchen Can Give Him A Loan?
While Slade Smiley Slimey is out whoring himself on the fameho stroll with his fake girlfriend, Gretchen of The Real Housewives of Orange County, his 9-year-old son is battling a brain tumor. And Slade could give a shit. At least that's what the boy's mother is claiming.
TMZ reports that the mother of Slade owes around $78,000 in late child support payments. Slade has already filed a request for his child support payments to be lowered because he says he's Pamela Anderson broke and currently doesn't have a job. Slade's spokeswhore, who must work for dingles and handjobs since Slade has no money, said that his client has "jumped through burning hoops to take care of his child's well-being and health."
BURNING HOOPS?! Gretchen's vagina doesn't count, Slade, but nice try.
The mother of Slade's son added that not only has he not sent a check in a while, but he also rarely visits his sickly son. Slade has only stopped by to say "hello" twice in the past year.
Slade is the worst of the worst. His monthly chest waxing and ass bleaching bill is probably more than $78,000, so he needs to stop with that "I'm broke" bullshit.
I'm surprised Gretchen hasn't dropped everything (which is nothing) to play nurse to Slade's son. I mean, we all know she's the second coming of Florence Fucking Nightingale.
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so 56 goes into 31 like 78,000.00 times??oh, wait I'm sorry.. thats -78,000.00
My favorite part about the Real Housewives is that they stroll around thinking someone like me would think their sh*t don't stink and I am secretly dying to be just like them. They all suffer from Powertripitis (inflammation of the ego).
Slab,Salad, Slade, whatever your name is. Quit bitching, some of us lost our real life jobs this year and live on close to nothing while struggling to find something decent to make ends meet. I may be poor, but I would NEVER EVER ditch my family in anyway.
And yes, this makes me better AND richer than you will EVER be!
I hope you get spray tan particles in your eye!
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Can we just STOP with the "Real Fucktards of Trashville" already? PLEASE? It's NO LONGER entertaining to watch these criminally selfish, stupid, and unattractive people act like morons for a scripted reality show. Especially when it comes out every season, "This whore is cheating on her dying husband", "This whore, this whore, and this whore are going into bankruptcy", "This whore doesn't give a shit about his sick kid". Every season we find out trashier and more disgusting things about these irrelevant assholes. Who wants to watch a show about unemployed trash masquerading as rich people? Especially when it's KNOWN how disgusting they all truly are.
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I'm surprised Gretchen hasn't dropped everything (which is nothing) to play nurse to Slade's son. I mean, we all know she's the second coming of Florence Fucking Nightingale.
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I hate Slade but I seem to remember his son hanging out with him a lot on RH (maybe for the cameras?). And this motherfucker is broke as a joke, they foreclosed on his house (ahaha). Anyway I guess Gretchen's picking up the bill now. This is either really sad (why would you let that douche mooch off of you?) or karma (if she wasn't genuine about her ex).
If Slimey is really broke what is he doing with a spokesperson? He has no business employing anyone! He should also be at McDonald's flipping burgers or sweeping the parking lot in order to send something to his son.
asshole!
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if this is indeed true (which i think is) there is a special place in hell for this motherfucker.
What's worse than a woman trying to act younger than she is, is a man who is trying to be youinger. Slade is an oldie and trying to maintain the bod of a 25 year old. It ain't working. He's disgusting inside and out.
Why am I always attracted to douchey guys?! I don't want to be!
Well well, Michael Lohan and Joe Jackson finally have some real competition for that sperm donor of the decade award.
I just got a stomach ache. Sick shit passes as television entertainment this day. Go NJ/VA!
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:14am.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:08am.
Mornin'! Or shortened to "Slade is a deadbeat scumbag."
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Good afternoon, if you check back. LOL. I'm so glad I haven't been sucked into watching any of those "Housewives" shows...I assume all are populated by idiots like this.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
I don't know who this fat old man is but if he can afford a spokeswhore, he can afford to pay child support.
Using the term 'man' with this guy is incorrect.
'Men' stop what they are doing and focus on their kids when they are seriously ill. Period.
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jeezus fucking christ, every time I see these two I feel like I need a nuclear scrub down a la "Silkwood". she's just about the biggest, most blatant 'hobag outside of the tranny girls that used to stroll Lexington Ave./20's in the 80's. he's hot in a pompous asshole sorta way, but I wouldn't wanna fuck him 'cos you just know he thinks he's porn god material, yet probably recoils at the thought of eating a pussy that's not as bald as the inside of his head.
Ironically and unfortunately, vermon like them (both him AND HER) NEVER get sick, so they never really feel any empathy for their 'loved' ones that do :(
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Hes creepy and she looks like a gerbil with a blond wig...
Yeah-wtf is right-I thought that you had your license taken away and went to jail for not paying kiddie support??
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
...and 10 minutes after this story broke Slimey was on the phone to Bravo pitching as reality show about him jumping through burning photo-ops to care for his sick son. A decent looking dad with a hot faux-girlfriend, a couple of angry ex-chicks and a cute kid with a brain tumor that they have to all "learn to get along for" in contrived "Hallmark Moments" is ratings gold.
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Okay Slade we get it, you're broke 'cause you were never rich to begin with, just like all the other Real Housewives hos. But what's the excuse for not visiting your ill son? Your kid is battling for his life due to a fucking brain tumor! I've worked in pediatric oncology and stories like this just break my heart. Dealing with one's own early mortality and having asshole parents are not something that a child should experience.
Poor Gretchen, forever trying to bag herself a rich man. The first one dies on her and now this one has lost his fortune and is a deadbeat. Now she's back to square one and has to find herself a new golden goose before she gets too old to land one. Better hurry girl, time's running out!
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Since his first appearance on Housewifes the only word I could find to describe him was slime.... he is such an arrogant, pompous ass. He treats women like possesions. He is slime - look it up in the dick-tionary, his picture is there.
Love her bathing suit.........
I thought there was supposed to be a Deadbeat Dad law that could put a parent in jail for not paying child support? This guy is obviously not hiding - not hard to find. So how is he getting away with it?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:31am.
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Don't these people go to jail for not paying??WTF
slade and gretchen seem perfect for each other...he is the (well one of) the definition of douche...what was his "job" prior to all of this ????
That paddle looks like the "Board of Education" my grade school used to discipline kids with.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:28am.
Nice Sears catalogue pose.
Hahahaha. Dammit IG...you always make me laugh!!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:02am.
Slade? Were his parents big fans of the Flintstones?
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Why not ask his brother, Gazoo, or his friend, Joe Rockhead, or even his mom, Anne-Margrock.
Nice Sears catalogue pose.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2556908507_3382fb1cb7.jpg
Jacko, I'm a little bit in love with Gretchen
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Slade is one of those guys who looks really good if you just sort of glance at him. If I spend more than two seconds looking at him I start to realize that he looks like one of the lizard people from V (the awesome original, of course!).
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:51am.
My dick used to twitch for Slade but TWITCH NO MORE MY FRIEND because he is too slimey to have fuck times with....in my mind.....
Oh and by the by, people that owe money for their CHILDREN should be forced to pay or work till their obligations are met: why do you have children if you're not going to take care of them???? It's maddening and tells ALOT about a person.
Yikes, two visits in a year? That is so sad.
How sad for the 'lil boy.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Three sides to a story: his side, her side and the truth.
The Housewives ALL make me sick - and I haven't even watched a single epi of ANY!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:09am.
I think "sladed" is a ESCALANDO term in Urban Dictionary. Either way, he isn't getting the chicks with his big brain.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sladed
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:08am.
Mornin'! Or shortened to "Slade is a deadbeat scumbag."
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Uggg what a shitbag!
@Tristram , I guess MK was writing too fast!
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:03am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:02am.
Hahahaha! Maybe he adopted his porno name?
Or a term to describe post sloppy fuck ? " Man.. I got slade last night, she was a real pig!" ************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson http://www.aquaescorts.com/
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:06am.
That should be either "Slade owes around $78,000 in late child support payments" or "the mother says that Slade owes around $78,000 in late child support payments," no?
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
That should be either "Slade owes around $78,000 in late child support payments" or "the mother says that Slade owes around $78,000 in late child support payments," no?
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Indochine, "Juste Toi et Moi"
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:02am.
Hahahaha! Maybe he adopted his porno name?
Slade? Were his parents big fans of the Flintstones?************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson http://www.aquaescorts.com/
He's 'scaped most of the hair off his body, but not the scruffy beard.
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LMAO at burning hoops!! I can't comment on this since I have never seen this show nor any other "Real Housewives..." shit show. I can say, however, blondie's got a rockin bod.
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