Nicole Kidman Is Kinky
Nicole Kidman is on the cover of Britain's GQ magazine looking like a lizard alien who has come to earth and is disguising itself as a German transsexual working as a low-budget dominatrix. Yes, I watched V last night.
In the interview with GQ, Nicky (who probably goes to bed in her oxygen chamber at 9pm each night) wants us to believe that she's done some kinky nasty dirty filthy fetish stuff in the bedroom. Although, to be fair to her, putting Scientology-approved cream on Tommy Girl's ass warts each night does counts as "kinky nasty dirty filthy fetish stuff." Shit, even being married to that crazy little Scientologist those few years counts too. There's nothing stranger than that.
Nicky told the magazine, "I've explored obsession. I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I've explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy."
When asked about her faux marriage to Tommy Girl, Nicky said that she will never go into detail about it and even burned some of her diaries after she married Keith Urban, "I want to honor that marriage for what it was, and there is nothing I would go into about that. I have never discussed the intricacies of it and I never will. If you know what is going on inside somebody’s head all the time, that’s not a good place. You can’t read somebody’s diary. You shouldn’t read it. I burnt most of my journals after I remarried… You’re only going to find out bad things."
Bitch stop! The truth is that you can't talk about it or Suri will fly through the window to cut your tongue out! And don't make it sound like you burned those diaries on your own. The ghost of L. Ron Hubbard (aka Tommy's real doll) was probably holding a zap gun (found in any 99 Cent Store) to your frozen forehead as you threw your diaries into a chiminea.
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Eww, she needs to work on her tuck game. I see cojones!
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I highly recommend reading the RumerMills article in response to this interview its hilarious!!!
http://www.rumermills.com/2009/11/04/nicole-kidman-fetish/
She looks totally uncomfortable and stiff. Tyra would look at this picture and go "WAHH-WAHH!"
I just never saw Nicole Kidman as the type to share details her sex life with the world,
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not sexy at all.
Everyone knows why she cannot talk about that faux marrıage.
It's part of her contract and what clınched her an Oscar.
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Her torso is oddly long
Eww.
Plus.. fuck. I missed V. I missed it the first time and now I'm missing it again. Damn.
Not so good a try, homegirl. You look as sad and cheap as a Reader's wife.
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That must be one hell of an NDA she signed!
she will never ever speak about that marriage. They gave her a lobotomy when she left Scientology.
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She makes me sad..... she is so far gone in every department.
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She's not relevant anymore. Go away. Dry up. Die.
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:59am.
BURN.
I don't think Nicole has a say with those older kids anymore...the way scientology works, they are probably forbidden to interact with her since she is not a part of the cult...remember that is one of the rules of scientology. there was this director who denounced that the other day in a letter that was published here. Oh and she looks like an anime character in this cover...is that even a photo? her features are all weird and out of place like they were drawn by a bad painter.
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Talk about the Photoshop awards-she looks like shes had a boob job in this photo!!
Shes explored all kinds of things has she?
How about exploring the fact that we dont give a shit and how about going back to making some movies that dont make us all cringe....
She was great in The Hours- after she had extracted herself from Tommy Girls clutches...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
"disguising itself as a German transsexual working as a low-budget dominatrix. Yes, I watched V last night."
hehe me too
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Glad to see her red hair is back. WTF was up with the white-blonde hair and really dark eyebrows for the longest time? That was, by far, her worst look. I don't believe a word she says.
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The reason she will never talk about her marriage to Tommy Girl is that she is contractually obligated not to do so.
Kind of sad she isn't even pretending to be part of the older kids' lives anymore. It's been widely rumored they "disconnected" from her because they are members of COS and she is not. I've often wondered if she ever will spill the beans when she is old and has nothing to lose or if she outlives Tommy?
Kinky? So is that her way of telling that she used a strap on and will smith mask with tommy in bed???? You know they had a dildo stash and anal beads in every color!
Also she looks like a chick who knows her way around strap on
from one gay husband to another
are we 100% sure shes not a lezzy on a side ???
I can see her being a fish lover....
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet
Sadness.
okay...i used to really like her, but...
her makeup looks like shit, her thighs look flabby, and she looks awkward.
The sloughed-off skin on that foot there is much sexier than this pic of Nicole.
Submitted by Supertramp on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 10:22am.
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But that wouldn't make her unique in Hollyweird now, would it?
She's such a wretched phony.
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I'm not surprised that Nicole will never talk about her marriage to Tom. I bet CO$ had her "confess" to all types of shit and they dangle it over her head if she even thinks about spilling the beans.
I like Nicole with her red hair. She looks nice.
Trust, the second the GMD and his cult are weakest or are dead, Kidman will expose all the torture mini-man and his ludicrous cultees are into.
I cannot wait - I wish she had the cojones to expose them NOW.
Her bisexuality and drug use are par for the course in the industry: it might even be a boon to her if she was to come out with all the dirt.
Oh ho ho ho, how I would have LOVED to get my paws on those journals. Damn her!!
Wow. Tom Cruise must have some good dirt on her and vice versa. I'm sure she's getting some serious money under the table to keep his secrets.
I kinda suspect Nicole Kidman is bisexual, probably had an abortion, did drugs, etc. and that is the big secret Tom Cruise is holding over her head.
isn't she tooooo old for this?
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:59am.
Still not playing by the rules...does this include marrying two stumpy dickheads who cheat, one with men, the other with skanky Australians? Does that mean having adopted children that you never see because now you have your "real kid"? Does that mean having a face full of injections and claiming to be a natural beauty aging gracefully?
Ha! Keith Urban cheats with men? There goes his country cred.
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This is HYSTERICAL!!! Granny Freeze into kink? Bwahahahahahah!! Kidman has got to be one of the most boring women EVER.
She just reeks vanilla.
She looks like a white version of Grace Jones.
You know it was Lenny K. that got her to let her freak flag fly. He could probably bring it out in anyone.
Still not playing by the rules...does this include marrying two stumpy dickheads who cheat, one with men, the other with skanky Australians? Does that mean having adopted children that you never see because now you have your "real kid"? Does that mean having a face full of injections and claiming to be a natural beauty aging gracefully?
"I've explored obsession. I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I've explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy."
WoW she is a regular Marco Polo!!
OMG the fucking boys club, so nice
it reminds me of how, after my Dad retired, he and his friends were jealous of my mom and all the wives having book clubs etc so they formed their own club. I nicknamed it the grumpy old men's club, LMAO!!!!
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Yeah exploring monogamy is what I am fuckin doin right now and it isn't by choice! That's how we losers in love like to refer to it "Exploring monogamy"
I am gonna call my parents and tell them that.
She looks like a wax statue of her wax statue. WTF? She used to be so gorgeous. Body looks fantastic, though.
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 8:52am.
Why is a celebrities sexual activities a part of each interview? I could give two fucks on whether she enjoys shitting on Keith Urban's face during sex.
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No shit! I'm tired of celebs telling us how *kinky, wild, reckless, carefree, or loving* their sex lives are...and the more they spill, the less interesting (and believable) it becomes (see Pinkett-Smith, Jada).
And there are so many things wrong with this cover, I'm not even going to start.
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sup Dave-o... I'm with ya on the nasty ass foot...
on topic - I just can't with you.
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How do you "explore" monogamy? She means she tried to be monogamous for awhile?
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If I have to look at that gross snaky looking fuckin foot anymore, I am gonna barf!
that's not her current face, that pic is from 10 years ago
What is even MORE disturbing, is that her fingertips come up to the same spot on both boots, so one of her arms is longer, too??
Of course there is nothing to discuss about her marriage with Tom. It was probably boring and Tom probably spent all of his time in his super secret Scientology room having a gay time with Revolta, while she slept around with her co-stars. Boring.
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P.S. Whose face is that??? Definitely not Nicole's...even with all the botox...
Don't these people have a mind of their own. How can they allow a religion to take control of them so much. Now keep cannot speak a word about it without punishment. I hope she is getting paid to keep quiet.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Woah, you're right KD, those boots are super uneven. Guess someone screwed up during photoshop/retouch time.