Steve Martin And Alec Baldwin To Tag Team The Oscars
Unfortunately for our genitals, Hugh Jackman will not be thrusting his crotch and twirling his peen as host of the Oscars next year. Instead, the producers have hired Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin to serve as co-hosts for the zillion-hour long show. I can already see them dancing cheek-to-cheek during one of the hundred musical numbers.
The producers had this to say for themselves:
“We think the team of Steve and Alec are the perfect pair of hosts for the Oscars. Steve will bring the experience of having hosted the show in the past and Alec will be a completely fresh personality for this event.”
Steve Martin has tamed the hooker known as Oscar before. He hosted twice and even won an Emmy for it. This will be Alec's first time at the wheel.
When I first read that Hugh Jackmeoff wasn't going to come back as host, I was hoping that the producers would completely overhaul the entire show. Since we're in a recession, they should've promoted Phoebe Price from balcony seat filler to host. She could've handed the awards out in the parking lot of Chick-fil A. Now that sounds like a show.
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Courtney Love and Charlie Manson would make the best co hos.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Nice one. Apart from Crystal in the year of "Silence" Martin did the best show ever. As for Baldwin I can't say but I'd have preferred Tina Fey.
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Whenever I read this:
"Unfortunately for our genitals, Hugh Jackman will not be thrusting his crotch and twirling his peen as host of the Oscars next year."
It made me think of this:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtxjv_playing-piano-with-penis_fun
No *that's* something I'd like to see Hugh Jackman perform.
I love Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, and I watch the Oscars every year, so I'm all for it.
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For some reason I can't explain, I am an award show fanatic. The only big one I don't watch are the Tony's.
I'm showing my age here, but the best host of the Oscars was Johnny Carson. I can't stand Billy Crystal, but he always did a good job.
I love both Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, so I'm looking forward to them hosting.
DVR's are perfect for award shows. I fast forward over most of the crap. As long as you remember to have it record longer, since these award shows always run over by an hour or so.
The producers need to stop beıng stupıd and hıre Whoopı Goldberg back.
She ıs the only one recently that I could stomach for hours.
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@andraya-Julia Roberts was all over him that one year. She doesn't have the best rep either.
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Does anyone watch this horrid event?
Yeah, I never watch the Oscars anymore. i just read MK's live blog. He should host the Oscars next year.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Never watch the show, not going to get me to watch it now. Didn't Hugh Jackmeoff do a number with Beyonce last year? I love the man but no thanks.
Pretty curious to see how Ricky Gervais does at the Emmy's? the Globes? I don't watch that shit but I might just tune in for that (do they get that shit in Britian?). He'll probably tame it though.
Face it all those award shows suck, it's one big circle jerk and no talent in the world could make me stop from getting the nods. The last time I watched the Oscars Billy Crystal was the host. Nuff said. I'll leave it up to MK to give me the scoop.
If Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey did it IN CHARACTER as network tv twats worried that no-one is watching the show (ie their 30 Rock characters) then I might watch.
Alec has bloated Irish drinky face. (I know it well.)
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Boring X 2. Skipping the show for sure.
A darling drunk and a dirty old perv. I still looooove Alec. There is something so yummy about him. But Martin is gross. I read that nasty book he wrote "Shopgirl". Pure Filth. He is a pervy old man.
This is going to end badly. You just know that Alec is going to backhand Steve and call him a rude little pig while they're backstage.
Submitted by jim on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:57pm.
WHAT ABOUT LA PEQUENA HOSTING????
I totally agree...her films were Oscar worthy, in my opinion.
WOW the Geritol Oscars...que rico...mmm...no
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My prediction: There will be 423 "Odd Couple" jokes just in the first 6 hours. Then Alec Baldwin will call the Oscar girl a rude little pig and drunkenly fall off stage into the orchestra pit.
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someone who wins should get Alec Baldwin upset and ask the Academy why they had a "thoughtless little pig" co-host. I love Steve Martin. of course he's a big mo, he "dated" Anne Heche.
Yeah Stevie is gay, it's well known amongst those in the biz. So what? Well, it'd be cool if he would just come out, but maybe he likes a little poonie too. ?
The Oscars are definitely not a popularity contest! The chick who looks like Eric Stoltz won one and she sure as hell ain't popular in Hollyweird! Lotsa other unpopular peeps have won as well, like Denzel Warshington who is a real asshole in real life, nobody likes him. Except for whatever reason Julia Roberts was all over him that one year. She doesn't have the best rep either.
I'm very disappointed. :-(
Hugh Jackman was fantastic last year. I so much looked forward to Hugh coming back.
I understand that he couldn't do it this year, but don't they have anyone else??? I especially dislike that piece of lard Alec Baldwin, his face is so bloated that his eyes look like slits. Gross.
I for one will be watching this clusterfuck in the hopes that Baldwin will get shit-faced drunk and call everyone a "spoiled little pig."
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What about NEIL PATRICK HARRIS?!! I thought he was the obvious pick. This just proves that the Oscars are for the OLDS
Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are funny. They're also complete assholes in real life. Also the Oscars suck and they're just one big popularity contest in the high school that is known as Hollywood. I stopped watching htis bullshit years ago.
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I think Qween on the Scene should host...with Phoebe Price....Yep, then I'd actually get a tv and watch (shhhh...no, I wouldn't, but I can't admit that to MK)...
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First the Republican wins the governorship in Virginia. Then this Oscar fuckery is announced. It's official: the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
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They should get Anderson Cooper to anchor, so he can giggle about the losers.
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WHAT ABOUT LA PEQUENA HOSTING????
WHO WASTES THEIR FUCKING TIME WATCHING THESE IDIOT FUCKS PAT EACH OTHER ON THE BACK FOR ACTING? BEST FILM WILL GO TO SOME FOREIGN SHIT OR THE 2343425th RE-MAKE OF SOME SHAKESPEARE SHIT!
This was a long time ago. A L-O-N-G time ago. Steve Martin's shrink told just a couple of people his patient was gay and not a happy camper about it. Like the old shampoo commercial- was it Wella Balsam, I forgot-- they told two friends, and they told two friends, and so on and so on. (Not so professional.) Because Steve has been discreet, and was never a sexy leading man type, the issue has been well contained. Naturally, the big issue was his income. Things have loosened up since Steve's
big earning days, but Steve has not, and married again not long ago. If you think about it, two things point to his sexuality. Firstly, his brand of humor. Secondly, his big affair with
Bernadette Peters, who, like Liza Minnelli or Renee Zellweger, serves as a litmus test, if you get my meaning.
alec baldwin...ehhh thumbs down...steve martin--i was ruined on him forever when i had a college roomate who obsessively worshipped the "father of the bride" movies...like she literally wanted her life to turn out exactly like the script...
Weren't they at one time considering Justin Timberlake? Imagine reading "Justin Timberake to host Oscars". See, you DO care.
DAMN and BLAST!
*crumples up Spaghetti Cat to Host Oscar Petition and throws it in trash*
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I couldn't care less who hosts. It's all about MK and live blog!!!!!
um ok...
I'll watch only if MK live-blogs it. I don't enjoy either of these tools.
i was hoping for dane cook & wanda sykes
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet
Hasn't Steve Martin hosted this like a zillion times?
I want to want this but I just don't.
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While I like Steve Martin, there's no way I'll watch the self-congratulatory drivel that is OSCAR! (caps added dramatic irony).
guaranteed to suck