Who Is October's Hot Slut Of The Month?
Please take a quick second from sneaking vodka and computer clean shots underneath your desk (in celebration of the theme of the day) to vote for October's Hot Slut of the Month. Make sure to take a few extra shots before voting, because you're going to need a clear head.
And it's voting day for some of us, so your finger should already be used to it. Your choices this month are:
Tenobaila: The premiere ass shaker of YouTube and your mom's greatest hero
Frankie Lons: Former (?) crackhead jailbird turned reality show superstar
Derek J: Swish samurai and expert high-heel strutter
Abuelita Hot Chocolate: Don't even ask or you'll get slapped in your teefs
Deidra Daley Everett: BBW internet supermodel
Voting is in the sidebar to the right as usual. The winning slut will be revealed in a lavish ceremony (not really) on Thursday. Happy Votin' & Boozin' Day!
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Tenobaila looks like that chick on "Absolutely Fabulous".
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ABUELITA!!!!!!!!!!
I predict Stains will be hot slut of the year
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 5:54pm.
I'd vote for you, fattie, but I'm boycotting this year. Spaghetti Cat knows why. Ask that bitch.
Yeah...ask that bitch...oh wait we can't 'cause it's a fake cat!
CO SINGING NITWITTY : )
hell yes i voted for abuelita dang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lissun hur...
Contestant numero uno: Dances like a granny who's had one too many laxatives.
Contestant numero dos: Her Granny flipped over in the grave when she started taking tricks in the fourth grade.
Contestant numero tres: Grandma disowned him the first time he was arrested for crack.
Contestant numero quatro: Is a Granny who soothes your broken heart and lets you know that life is sweet even when you had to suck ass all day long. Clearly a Hot Slut.
Contestant numero cinco: Has obviously ran to Grammy Nestle whenever life's given her too many lemons. So she really should give her vote for her Abuelita!!!
I rest my case.
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Abuelita is the only HS that isn't making me gag.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Yeah, as soon as I saw the line up, I knew who would win.
And then I voted for Abuelita.
ABUELITA PARA PERRA CALIENTE DEL 2009!!!
All I sayin' is my teefs are safe. Go Abuelita!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
oh such stiff competition here...ashy thighs and high heels usually signify "winner" for me...i'm gonna go with derek j...
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DEREK J FOR THE VOTE!!!!!!!!
ABUELITA ALL THE WAY.
=WAR ABUELITA!=
vote for Derek J people are you out of your mind?!?!!..just visit his myspace: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&fri...
he's a national treasure,a real jem....
Hmm there is some pretty tough competition goin on up in here. But my vote goes to the Swish Samurai ftw!
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I'd vote for you, fattie, but I'm boycotting this year. Spaghetti Cat knows why. Ask that bitch.
♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Now come on, the fat witch is a hot slut! I voted for her!
I have no idea what the fuck that cocoa is all about!
There is no contest here: Cocoa-drinking granny is the sluttiest slut ever!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
I've been reading this site for too long. I knew exactly how the votes would go on this months slut. Now if there'd been a cat in the running - THEN we'd have some competition.
ps still pissed that Allyson White didn't even win the weekly!
pps searching on hot slut of the day and australia turns up far more results than you'd credit!
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*double checks for razor in hair*
*throws down the gauntlet*
Granny better win, bitches!
TENGOBAILA FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!
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Have you try chocolate abuelita Ice-cream? Is delicious, when I was younger I used to eat the chocolate abuelita instead of drinking it.
Abuelita gets my vote because she is the only surviving kid of 11 and she outlived her only daughter. Go Abuelita, you live forever!!!
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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.
Abuelita or Tenobaila? I can't decide. Chocolatey goodness that will kick my ass, or crazy dancing memaw?
I think it may come down to wardrobe.
El Chocolate Abuelita de Nestlé for the WIN!
Go, Mi Abuelita! Go!!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Can i use a write in ballot for Chicken Cutlets?
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TENOBAILA ALL THE WAY
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 4:29pm.
zomay is that new avie for S&F's benefit?
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NO HAIR
NO DICE
I don't know who to vote for. Abuelita doesn't do it for me. Frankie slapped that dog pretty good, and the older bitch is pretty magical. Yeah I guess I'll go with her.
Chocolate Abuelita for the Win!!!
Hell no Snowpiece! It's for me. I need something to get through this day.
Okay suck and F sort of pushed me to change.
Vote Derek!
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What about Allyson White of Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia? She needs the money and truly is a plain-speaking slut.
Not really feeling any of these...
Eh voted for the Hot Chocolate. Mostly because they give free samples (which I'm waiting on).
How can barely beagle say the HS of M are getting lame. Granted there is no abandon couch, but in all honesty were the nominations ever anything but lame? With that said Frankie Lons FTW.
zomay is that new avie for S&F's benefit?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Granny coco is hot. But come on people we need to stand behind a live human! No more objects!
Vote Derek!
heeeheeeheee.
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provy: I don't want any of them
BLOOMBERG FOR GOVERNOR OF NJ
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 4:23pm
he looks like the sopranos, embrace him! its a perfect fit. kick out the goldman sachs guy!
*rabble rabble rabble* lower taxes *rabble rabble rabble*
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OMG PROVYAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
he better not win !!!!!!!
I don't want no fatass governor!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I voted for Derek J.... Only because I never get to see the videos so I don't know who the other hors are.
Guess I should have gone with Abuelita's Hot Chocolate.
CAN I HAVE A RE-DO??????
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
I voted for the Abuelita. Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the HS choices are getting lamer every month. I really hope we end up with a decent HSOTY this year... I haven't heard a fucking peep out of that stupid Spaghetti Cat all damn year!!!
I like the dance in your living room lady. That's my dream job.
in honor of chris christie im gonna go with fat deidra
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Derek J got my vote. Real hot slut right there.
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