Tuesday, November 3rd 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

RiRi's going to be pissed when she sees Chris Brown wearing one of her old outfits on his album cover - Just Jared

The Photoshop Shop Awards: Marisa Miller salutes the troops - Egotastic!

Kellan Lutz even takes his top off for dog magazines - Popsugar

Pitt & Pattz in Tokyo (That should be someone's band name) - Lainey Gossip

Tom Arnold how you've never EVER wanted to see him (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Teen Witch's sister in Nylon Magazine - Hollywood Tuna

Levi Johnston in a Bert & Ernie sandwich - Towleroad

Kate Gosselin is still going - Celebitchy

Daddy Spears seeeeeees you - Hollywood Rag

Mimi's dogs have a dogtourage - I'm Not Obsessed

A judge ruled that Kate Winslet is not the "most irritating actress in the world." That title is already occupied by Katherine Hagel - ICYDK

Nick Zano's ab muscles will probably do a better acting job on Melrose Place than Ashlee Simpson - Socialite Life

PeePeepatra - Holy Moly!

The Weezer Snuggie for the ironic hipster in all of us - SOW

Pussy Swiffer - Cityrag

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TheBreakdown's picture

Those boots don't have nearly enough heel but ıt looks lıke Chrıs Brown has been fıshıng through my closet for hıs album cover!

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Manimal5's picture

The Marisa Miller pics...photoshopped or not are awesome.

Manimal5's picture

LOL at Pee-o-patra!

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Submitted by Squash Posh on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:48pm.

I have a question: Everyone hates Fishy Paltrow for being pretenious, etc...but what about Kate Winslet?
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Exactly. Paltrow is on this site for everything she does, though, so she gets more exposure.

gucci's picture

Sorry chris but this outfit doesn't look right on thugs.

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Janet Planet's picture

that is one pretentious album cover

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:46pm.

Submitted by over here on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:42pm.

What's wrong with young girls in this day and age to think someone trying to kill you is normal?

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That is the lack of guidance these lil girls are getting this days.

I hate that everytime Rhianna says something to media or puts out a single, Chris Brown had piggyback himself on it. I guess with his pencil jeans, he tryin to be "edgy" like Rhianna. While I dont know if RiRI can be considered edgy (she's no Prince or Grace Jones), I know Chris Brown is the run of the mill R&B singer.

As for Kate Winslet, me lady doth protesth too much. It shouldn't have bothered her so much if it wasnt true. I used to love her but she is way too full of herself ala Gwenyth.

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the Blinding's picture

I would like the cover better if he were wearing Lilo's "blow job" leggings with the knee pads.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Tom Arnolds hair is Mullet-rific!

mharker's picture

She's beautiful and a good actress, but...Kate Winslet is becoming a bit irritating. If it's not about her being Photoshopped, it's about her body image and how bad it was as a kid and Hollywood loves the skinny, etc. And now this. Is it really worth suing over being calling irritating? It's not that she isn't right about skinny women in Hollywood, it's just that I'm tired of her being so protective of her own image. It used to come across as confident, now it just looks like she never got over her childhood insecurities.

original putas's picture

I love Chris Brown. He might be a woman beater, but he sure makes some fun music.

Pet Llama Jimothy's picture

Whatever happened to album cover ART?
Not this photoshoot done in the basement ish?

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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 4:43pm.
If I held a thread of that Weezer Snuggie and walked away...

lol

if you want to destroy my snuggie Woah-ah-woah-ah-woah

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vivienne's picture

Have there ever been any gay rumors about CB? I am getting a little suspicious.

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freebird's picture

If I held a thread of that Weezer Snuggie and walked away...

theboy's picture

On the other hand: is he just BEING VIOLENT to those creatures right there???
someone call 911.

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theboy's picture

I know y'all still hate Chris Brown, but I find him like a hot gay in this cover (hot gay being a compliment, not a rant)

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 4:11pm.
CantStandBitches mine are actually loose at the bottom and flares but the top is just the same
HOW GHEY! LOL

LMAO mine are kinda baggy but they fit right :)

I dont like tight ass clothing esp on boys eww eww

freebird's picture

What do you do when Billy Bob cheats on you? Fug up Brad Pitt to look like him. Thanks for that.

freebird's picture

The fug crew should be thanking their lucky stars they got this Twilight gig. Many of them would have no career otherwise.

freebird's picture

Chris Brown looks like he has birthing hips in those pants. Not a good look for a dude. Looks like he grew a pear.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 4:01pm.
I don't understand Snuggies. Just put your robe on backwards. It's the same thing.

LOL Hello! My sister told my cousin the exact same thing and got the nasty stank eye for her troubles. So selfish, she was just trying to save her $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:54pm.

How clever of them to get me to buy a CD i dont want just so i can hope they do send me a snuggie and so i can get all amped that i can be self righteous and be like LOOK AT THIS SHIT! SELL OUT FUCKERRRRSS!!!!

vivienne's picture

I don't know what the hell this douche was thinking squeezing into those tight ass pants. But, I am sure his album will do fine. I am in the generation that values mediocre music and 'talent' over morals. I can't remember where I read this article but the lady was commenting on how she went to one of his concerts in virgina and girls behind her were screaming, 'He can beat my ass anytime.' Fucking idiots. How are children being raised these days?
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over here's picture

Stanky - becuase its sexy right? OMG he's beating my ass, sooo hot. Uhg.

BTW your uh..whats it called.. byline? or whathaveyou, cracks me the fuck up everytime.

snowpiece's picture

Vanitas me too at first glance I thought it was KANYE

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Vanitas's picture

I thought that was Kanye West. And wtf - is he wearing leggings???

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snowpiece's picture

CantStandBitches mine are actually loose at the bottom and flares but the top is just the same
HOW GHEY! LOL

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Tyroan's picture

When Weezer played on Letterman last week they wore those Snuggies... as did Paul and the whole Late Night band.

Looked like a bunch of Muppets:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlvLGc6kaUY

louise_brooks's picture

I don't understand Snuggies. Just put your robe on backwards. It's the same thing.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:41pm.
ha ha CSB I was about to say I have the same pants, LOL

LOL me too

*runs and hides*

get serious's picture

Why is this douchebag carrying a guitar? He's not a guitarist, doesn't play the guitar, isn't a rocker. He's a girlfriend beating posing loser. If he tried posing like this when my rocker friends were around, he'd get a severe beatdown for attempting to co-opt something we hold dear and of which he knows nothing about.

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Submitted by over here on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:46pm.
The Weezer snuggie this is a joke right? Dont have sound right now so cant tell if there's sarcasim in that video. For the love of god thats got to be a joke.

At the end they say you get a weezer snuggie when you order their new CD. Its a joke, but im not sure if they actually DO send you a snuggie when you order their CD
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Submitted by Squash Posh on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:48pm.

I used to love Kate Winslet but now she's gone all Hollywood. I no longer admire her, she needs to get that Oscar out of her ass.

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Squash Posh's picture

yay! someone feels my pain!

parissucksliterally's picture

I can't stand Kate Winslet anymore, since I read an interview in INStyle, where she says, "Look at those pictures! I'd even think I'd had a nose job!"....

YOU DID KATE. It is SO FUCKING OBVIOUS. LIARMOUTH.

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Squash Posh's picture

lets not talk about chris...

I have a question: Everyone hates Fishy Paltrow for being pretenious, etc...but what about Kate Winslet? I can't believe she sued that mag for saying shes annoying, etc. She is annoying...and takes herself WAY too seriously. When she almost had a brain hemmorage after winning the GG I wanted to smack the shit out of her. She's all 'the courage it took to play this role.' Fuck -you're an actress..you pretend to be something brave you dipshit. Okay, I'll stop...after the Golden Globes I've loathed her...

Plecostomus's picture

Chris Brown as Gay Blade, puttin' an end to those vampire cartoons.

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snowpiece's picture

WAKA xoxoxoxox
thanks!

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Submitted by over here on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:42pm.

What's wrong with young girls in this day and age to think someone trying to kill you is normal?

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over here's picture

The Weezer snuggie this is a joke right? Dont have sound right now so cant tell if there's sarcasim in that video. For the love of god thats got to be a joke.

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Snowpiece.... I'm back. Hope all is well... and congrats on the runner up on caption this.

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putsomestankonit's picture

I hate that motherfucker Chris Brown. I hope his latest CD tanks.

Rivers what in the fuck happened to you? Your latest CDs have sucked, go back to being crazy and sad, you music was so great then. And Snuggies are so lame they're not even hip.

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snowpiece's picture

Maddy always knew Jon was a POS!

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over here's picture

Oh my fuck! Anyone read the comments on the Chris Brown post? Fuck Rihanna, she dezerved it, stop hating!! These people should be tracked down and have their heads held under water till their fucking eyeballs pop out. I HATE PEOPLE!

snowpiece's picture

ha ha CSB I was about to say I have the same pants, LOL

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yeahok's picture

give it up asshole, your career is over.

Trini's picture

LOL that album cover is horrendous! Hahah he sucks....but I have a sneaking suspicion that his album will sell...seriously not as much people as you would think actually HATES Chris Brown

parissucksliterally's picture

Fuck Chris Brown...I hope his new CD bombs.

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