Did Chris Martin Cheat On Fishy With Kate Bosworth?
In this week's GOOP, Fishsticks Paltrow will teach us how to make an organic stew using clumps of Kate Bosworth's hair, Chris Martin's tongue and a dash of her own tears of anger (aka essence of cunty). Fishy will serve up this delicious entree in honor of Star Magazine's claims that Chris Martin is stepping out on her with Kate Bosworth. ESCANDALO! And Fishy knows exactly what that word means since she's like full Spanish.
Lainey Gossip got a hold of Star's new issue (out tomorrow), which tells the sordid tale of Chris' very public make-out session with Kate Bosworth. According to some witnesses, Chris and Kate flicked tongues at the U2 concert in Las Vegas a couple of weeks ago. They did it without a care in the world.
Spokeswhore for Fishy, Kate and Chris deny this shit.
If this is true, then I'm sure Fishy is so mad she could rub her titties in a bowl of preservatives. She wouldn't be mad that Chris is fucking around, but she would be angry that he got caught! Fishy probably doesn't care if Chris is doing ass sex down in the basement with a lima bean as long as her world continues to look perfect to the outside. Well, she would care if the lima bean wasn't 100% organic. But that's it.
And how can Kate Bosworth go from Alexander Skarsgard to Chris Martin?! Homegirl needs to work on her vagina's palette.
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Why the fuck does Fishsticks look like Gumby now?
Three hideous faces.
The funny thing is, this is a rumour that has been going around for a while. There was talk last year about Kate Bosworth and Chris Martin meeting up on the down-low and bumping uglies.
@Tristram
I wish I had made it up. As it stands, it's all true. LOL. Especially about the rapey kisses;)
Jill
And how can Kate Bosworth go from Alexander Skarsgard to Chris Martin?!
Exactly. Going from Orlando Bloom to Skarsgard I can understand (girl definitely traded up), but Skarsgard to that whining spindly bastard Martin? No - just, NO. If this is true, then she must have been wearing beer goggles when she snogged Martin. UGH. And he's Fishsticks' used goods! Double UGH. Bosworth must be an indiscriminate idiot (like this is news).
Gwyneth's madder than fish GOOP!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Well...it was Vegas.
Submitted by Supertramp on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 5:36pm.
Its about time Chris Martin came to his senses. Not that he's any prize, but being married to Gwenyth is punishment.
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My sentiments exactly. Just looking at Paltrow's face every morning, not to mention dealing with her "holier than thou" haughty demeanor, would suffice to drive any man to find the easiest chick in town - just to spite the shrew.
Are you reading this Princess?
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He looks like a weasel with yellow teefs...at least suck face with someone sexxayy.
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Weeell, this is what happens to a lot of women that get pregnant and think that will make it all good!
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I thought he had a long term relationship with some chick with the band.
Its about time Chris Martin came to his senses. Not that he's any prize, but being married to Gwenyth is punishment.
The question isn't "did he". The question is, "why didn't he if he didn't"? Look at the stuck up, too good for the human race, entitled, arrogant mess that is gwenyth paltrow, then look at Kate Bosworth.
I rest my case.
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This is some good escalando!
Submitted by Naked Chick on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:50pm.
Okay, it's WAY past time to clear this shit up.
You made that all up, right?
I agree easyaspie. PLEASE let it be true. Gwenny is so up her own ass it would be so funny.
Chris certainly likes them bland.
Pleeze let this be true! I hate Fishy so much. No talent, no brains, snobby but most of all because she does the worlds' shittiest british accent.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 3:35pm.
I take vicious pleasure in the fact that Martin is depositing his tartar sauce in receptacles other than Fishy's dried up clam shack.
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This made me laugh so hard I peed a little.
Okay, it's WAY past time to clear this shit up. Chris Martin WAS at the U2 show in Las Vegas, he was actually in the crowd in front of the stage with Justin Long. If he made out with Kate Bosworth, it was after the show, because she was at the soundboard in the back WITH HER BOYFRIEND. Now, I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm just saying I don't believe it happened. BTW, while we are on Kate Bosworth, she and Alexander Skarsgard weren't doing the nasty in real life, but they had to shoot some intense scenes for the remake of Straw Dogs. Let me put it this way: THERE WAS A LOT OF RAPEY KISSING GOING ON. And her boyfriend, James, was on set the whole time. Plus, Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachael Wood ARE still an item. As, for Bono being a whore, I can confirm that, LOL. IT's BONO. I love him to pieces, but he LOVES women. ALL WOMEN. A LOT. If you really want to hear some good gossip, Ewan McGregor was at the Pasadena U2 show and was with not one , but TWO girls. One was a pretty petite little blonde and the other looked like Linda Cardellini at the end of Legally Blonde, you know, with the permed brown hair, LOL. He was running back and forth talking to Pierce Brosnan and Keely Shaye Smith (who isn't that fat in real life. Go figure.). Now, I heard stories back in the day of Ewan going into the Star Wars production offices with two chicks on either side of him and acting like a twat, so I was totally not surprised, LOL. I just caught the live show, I guess.
On the other hand, the U2 concert was amazing. Anyway, wanted to share what I know. Keep on whoring, tweeps! I seriously love you guys and this website!
Jill
I take vicious pleasure in the fact that Martin is depositing his tartar sauce in receptacles other than Fishy's dried up clam shack.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:46pm.
whatever. it was a concert, it was dark, how would you know the difference between Kate and Fishy?
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Maybe he thought he was with Fishy and was wondering why she got so much dumber all of a sudden.
I guess Kate can forget about her signature air and Dexatrim casserole ever making it into GOOP.
I remember when KateBo was pretty and healthy looking. Now she looks like a stick with wig on it.
And I agree with MK, Fishy probably could give two shits if Chris cheats on her bony ass, just as long as he doesn't get caught and humiliates her.
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i wouldn't be surprised, fishy (or pescada) is probably the lamest thing in bed...
who is kate bosworth? i don't even want to know
i liked kate bosworth so much more back when she ate regularly.
Savor this.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 2:25pm.
Aren't celebrities supposed to be glamorous, desirable and unattainable?
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I think that all changed after Technicolor.
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Bottom-feeder.
Aren't celebrities supposed to be glamorous, desirable and unattainable?
I'm pretty much certain that I could do better than all three of them in a crack-house.
Of course, I say that as somebody who is unbelievably fug.
What say you now, Gwennie?
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I figger all rock stars and all NBA stars cheat on the road.
Kate Bosworth needs to let her vagina air out, EW.
Plecostomus- You forgot Necrophiliacs
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
all three look like they have stinky breath and greasy hair
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Kate is like:
am I a part of the cure
or part of the disease
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Submitted by Paige123 on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 1:58pm.
Plus who wants to sleeps w/ a bag of bones.
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1. J.Lo
2. David Beckham
3. Brad Pitt
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:42pm.
chris has a "type"...boring limp noodles
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Boring and limp describes Chris Martin to a T. He's probably so vain that this is the closest he can get to fucking himself.
3 heads of wilted broccoli does not an interesting story make.
LOLOLOL!! LOVE it!!
I only wish Paltrow humiliation and embarrassment.
Chris Martin is one foul looking guy though.
Whats wrong with Paltrows teeth!
Bosworth has been making the Hollywood rounds for 3 yrs. It was only a matter of time until she started on the music world. Keep the faith Kate ya still got the athletes til you hit rock bottom.
Does this guy have a type or what? Sour, skinny, bitchy, yucky dish rag blondes!!!
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Them three bitches all look alike. Can you hear the banjos?
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Hotmess 119: i COMPLETELY agree w u! if this crap is true, HIS dick's taste buds r the ones that actually need to be recalled.Actually, that move is overdue - they shouldve been recalled when he married Palos de Pescado.
That is one ugly trio!!!
I am not surprised, he is no doubt sick of that dribble and fake accent that comes out of gyneth's mouth. I am surprised they are still together. Plus who wants to sleeps w/ a bag of bones.
The girls look EXACTLY the same
Chris Martin is hot.
That is all.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I thought Kate was too busy making the two-backed beast with Alexander Skarsgard to swap spit with Mr. Fishsticks?
Anything is possible in this world. They both probably 'cheat' from time to time.
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Christmas is right around the corner.
EWWWW! Kate Bosworth kissed something that has touched Gwynnie P's twat.
I agree, we need a real scandal instead of this PR-fueled bullshit.
BTW, if it IS true though, Kate Bosworth is a HOR. I don't give a fuck about Chris Martin, but last week she was with my tenderoni Alex Skarsgard.
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So he traded a boring, flatchested non-eater (please, Gwyneth, we know you don't eat) for another boring, flatchested non-eater? If so, he is a total moron.
Submitted by MtlMama on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 1:19pm.
There is a whole lotta fuckin' beige going on there
Amen to that...
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