Barton's Bar Brawl
The post below this is a happy bar story starring Kiefer Sutherland. And this post is a sad bar story starring Mischa Barton (remember her?). I mean, the amount of booze wasted will pull at your no-heart strings. So reach for the Kleenex.....
Radar reports that Mischa was partying on Halloween at NYC's The Park Bar when she sort of got involved in a bar fight. It all started when some dude walked by her and poured an entire drink all over her. If it was me, I would've licked up all that booze before it hit the floor. But Mischa had to have a conversation about it. A source said, "I was standing beside this guy at the bar when Barton went past us carrying two drinks. The next thing I knew he threw his drink over her back and she turned around and asked him: 'Did you just throw a drink over me?' The man responded that the drink was in retaliation for Barton stepping on his shoe."
Mischa responded by throwing her cocktail into the dude's face (TEARS! ILLEGAL! WRONG!) before stomping off to tell her friends about the whole thing. One of Mischa's friends whipped out his dick and decided to show the drink thrower who's the big butch bull in the room.
Mischa's friend asked the drink thrower to step outside. A fight went down and it ended with both dick bags getting thrown out of the joint. But a source said that Mischa's drink thrower definitely lost the fight, because he hopped away with a bloody head and a cut on his knee.
We as a people need to stop wasting the sweet nectar! This is not funny. The only time it's okay to throw booze is when you're pouring it over a nipple before licking it up! Booze is not a weapon! That's like beating someone with a newborn baby. Would you throw a baby across the room? No, most of you wouldn't. So don't abuse the booze like that. Shameful.
Good on her. I like a girl that can issue a beat down when need be.
Oh man!
What's the deal with all this booze getting thrown around!? Alcohol Abuse!
Al K Hall
Functional Alcoholic Spokesperson
(No, REALLY. Google "Slurperson" if you don't believe me.)
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she is gross, with her shaved, deformed, flat, wooden teeth.
BOOZE IS NOT A WEAPON!
I love you, MK.
"Would you throw a baby across the room? No, most of you wouldn't."
LOL.
thanks for the vote of confidence, MK!
summa y'all might SLAP a baby in a wal-mart, if ithe baby had it kummin', but i'm SHURE you draw the line at throwin' it across the whole room like that.....
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
I don't get the lack of courtesy and restraint.
If you step on someone, say "Excuse me" or I'm sorry": what is so difficult about that?
Dude thought she needed a bath; what was he supposed to do?
I LOL'ed at her friend getting his ass beat when calling the guy out to defend her "honor". xD
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Submitted by platypus on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 1:28pm.
She's another Heather Locklear.
He tossed a drink on a chick because she accidently stepped on his foot? Dude must be gay; that's a chick move. Instead he should have said something like "hey, ouch, that's my foot you just stepped on". If she acts like a hollywood "I'm too important for you" bitch, then you can tell her where to go. But throw a drink on her immediately? That's something ol' glittery gayboy Glamberace would do...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
She hangs out in the trashiest of places.
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LOL @ how she was dressed on the source link
Anywho, what the hell is it with this one and getting into things with douchebags? Brandon Davis, Cisco Alder, That Dude from the Kooks (read so many things about him messing around and saying he was only with her for publicity)... I forget who else she boned with. As much of a cunt she is, that sucks that men always treat her like dirt.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:48pm.
alot of crazies are on the late night shift.
TV,angel,2Cent,Socky to name a few.
So, I'm going to go the complete opposite direction on this one. (Hey, I'm playing hookie frm wrk & am in a rebellious mood today, wtf?!) I wouldn't be surprised if this pill-popping, entitled, stuck-up, attention-hungry, wino/"actress" was hoofing her way to the bar for drinks, sugar cubes & apples & was acting all bitchy when stepping on MK. (Don't deny it, baby, his reaction had ur name written all over it! lol) She probably added insult to injury by not apologizing for ruining the guy's pedi & probably told him off when he demanded one. And since this weak bitch looks like she can't even fight a cold, she got scared & ran to her looser buddy to handle the angry hairdresser for her.
Who's w me on this theory??????
I would have banged her,waited until she had the baby...and then throw it at her!
Would you throw a baby across the room?
Bawahaaaaa there goes my lunch all over my laptop!
is this part of her "feel sorry for mischa barton so I can get a job" campaign?
*roll eyes*
*YAWNS*
i could care less about your night crew and drinking habits but day after day I have to be subjected to it.
This chick needs to stay out of bars.
I could not care less about Mischa Barton. She is comely on a good day at best and insipid. However, the cretin who threw booze on her for her mistakenly stepping on his foot should have been thrown out of the establishment at the very least. I applaud the lad who challenged the cretin outside and beat him. The cretin should have been pummeled to within an inch of his life for such rude behavior. That's the only way to make a point in this case.
@EveryStrangersEyes, you on the Dlist night crew? Wish I could stay awake!
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:57am.
"let's step outside..." how original
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I prefer: Let's take it to the dirt, baby!
LMAO.
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I prefer: "We are going to the woodshed, and only ONE of us is coming out alive." (said with a Julia Sugarbaker accent)
Submitted by Vanitas on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:40pm.
People step on other people's shoes all the damn time at the bar. That is no excuse for throwing your drink on someone.
Exactly! Assuming the bar's crowded.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:41pm.
Everybody knows rehab is the BEST place to score if you're looking for it.
apart from jail... o.k.... now i'm really gone
*mixes drink*.. *waits for slumber*
see ya all in the night time!
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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:38pm.
I now want a drink.
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I'll drink to that! The sun's over the yardarm.
+Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:47am.
So does this mean she faıled rehab again?
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(Hi, Heaux!) Your're foolishly assuming she actually tried in the first place. Everybody knows rehab is the BEST place to score if you're looking for it.
People step on other people's shoes all the damn time at the bar. That is no excuse for throwing your drink on someone.
I'm team barton on this one. If someone threw a drink over me I'd have them beat up too.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
I now want a drink.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:33pm.
ESE - please do love, do my drinking for me. ;P
FUCK YEAH!
and the funnel comes into play!... i got this!
FUCK YEAH!!!
OT: no, seriously.. i don't care
have a good day, all!
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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:59am.
today is my One YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON DLISTED!
well it was yesterday but who's counting!
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Cuntgradulations...now go and clean that innocent booze off that floor like a good and faithful D-Listed Slut!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
ESE - please do love, do my drinking for me. ;P
FUCK YEAH!
..I am totally mortified by this....throwing a drink on Mischa!!! FOR REALS!!!! I weep for that cocktail!!! Shameful indeed!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:15pm.
*cries*
BOOOOOOOOOOZE!!! How I love and miss thee.
don't worry.. i'm drinkin' your share!
OT: i haven't and am not even bothering reading it... it's not that i'm insensitive.. it's just that i don't care
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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."
LOL Raul, NOTHING MORE TO SAY
MOVE ALONG PLEASE!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:59am.
conratchewmalations xerqui! I got mine coming up in a couple weeks. WHOOOP WHOOOP!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
ahs gonna get chu Plecos!
one year of snark and filth.YAY
thanks everyone.
*cries*
BOOOOOOOOOOZE!!! How I love and miss thee.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:08pm.
Let's take it to dirt, baby!! LOLOL!! and yea, she stepped on some guy's SHOE? She musta skuffed up his purdy pink pumps he just got on sale.... the BITCH!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:59am.
today is my One YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON DLISTED!
well it was yesterday but who's counting!
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YAY!*throws confetti*
*sweeps up confetti, cause I can't stand the mess*
OT: I liked her when she was hanging out with Saggy-nuts-Adler.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
*steps on xerquina's foot and accidentally spills perfectly good Merlot all over her back*
Oopsie! Well, congratulations anyway!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:59am.
ahaha she looks like a sloth!
today is my One YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON DLISTED!
well it was yesterday but who's counting!
Woohooo! Congrats you hot slut!************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson http://www.aquaescorts.com/
Would you throw a baby across the room? Yes, if booze was the reward.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:57am.
"let's step outside..." how original
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I prefer: Let's take it to the dirt, baby!
LMAO.
And what BS; ooooooh, she stepped on my foot.
What a pussy.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:49am.
http://thechive.com/2009/10/daily-afternoon-randomness-20-photos-22/funn... ************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson http://www.aquaescorts.com/
I think I may fall into the category of people who would throw a baby across a room. You did say MOST of us MK.
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"SALT THE SNAIL"
ahaha she looks like a sloth!
today is my One YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON DLISTED!
well it was yesterday but who's counting!
What a jagoff - how many times have you accidentally stepped on someones foot or bumped into someone at a bar.....then add a few drinks and how many times have you stepped on someone or bumped into someone at a bar??? I would have kicked him in his peen NEVER waste your drink.
"let's step outside..." how original.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
She totally looks like a bar wench in that photo.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:50am.
IRRELEVENT! Hate this talentless slag!
So irrelevent she can't even play the " Do you know who I am ? " card anymore!************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson http://www.aquaescorts.com/
i'm most surprised that she had a friend who cared enough to stand up for her ass. but then some guys will use any excuse to get caveman all over someone else's nuts.