And No One Got Headbutted
Johnnie Walker's favorite homeboy Kiefer Sutherland skipped on into a bar called The Spot in San Pedro, CA the other day to celebrate BOOOZE with crew members from 24. One of the bar's employees spilled the sauce to TMZ and said that Kiefer & Co. started the alcohol orgy at 7 in the morning. They kept lapping up bowls of the sweet nectar until 1 in the afternoon. Kiefer was definitely in a good mood since he picked up the tab for the entire bar before leaving (with a designated driver).
Apparently, the final tab for 30 people was only $500 and Kiefer dropped a $200 tip on top of that. Okay, if we ever have a Dlisted convention, it will be held at The Spot in San Pedro. I mean, 6 hours of boozing for 30 hos and the bill only came to $500. That's around $17 a person (my math cell works fast when it comes to booze)!!! And The Spot will probably let all of us party with our pants down (just like Kiefer).
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I live in San Pedro!!! And as a lifelong resident, I can confirm that no bar on the planet is classier than The Spot. Just ask my grandpa. And dad. I will gladly go down and reserve the bar for the DLised Convention!
(But really - it's not a two horse town! It's really nice & pretty... if you just stay out of the ghetto where bars like The Spot are and the section 8 housing...)
This makes me want to puke just thinking about it. Alcohol gives my stomach the sads.
A Dlisted convention sounds FAB! San Pedro must be some two-horse town, I cannot believe that the tab came to only $500 for all those people. At $17 per person, that's how much I spend on two drinks sometimes. SF is nearly as expensive as NYC for drinks, no shit!
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I'm in! We should have a convention on each coast: San Fran and NYC!
Man, i gotta get me invited to a Keiffer party...
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Ok, I LOVED this story not only because my future husband [[as MK would say, let me dream!]] is featured in it but also he's in San Pedro, which is filled with a shitload of Croatians....as a 1st generation Croatian, I spent many of my childhood days in San Pedro amongst my dad and his friends with their booze and cigarettes....methinks Keifer has a little Croatian in him!
As for this convention, I will provide the vodka!
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Dlisted Convention????!!!! Let a ho know when MK. I'll bring some xanax to make the hangover less painful.
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I am from SAN PEDRO and I would be HONORED to have the Dlisted Convention in my hometown. The Spot is one of the most elegant bars in town...
Dlisted convention? I AM THERE!
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team dlisted convention!
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
The Dlisted convention must happen.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
No Christmas trees were hurt this time around!
Good Keifer.
Fuck the booze bill, I wanna know what the total drug bill was for this gig.
We like to refer to these get togethers as Brewfast!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:46pm.
Open Post must come soon, and we can flesh out this historic event. Maybe we can have the convention cross-country, drinking all the way from the East Coast to the West, and finishing up down South somewhere betting on a dog race in Tijuana.
Sounds like the Republican Tea Baggers convention..I'm so in!
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$17 a person, what is that like $2-$3 bucks a beer, $4-$6 for a shot/mixed? I bet not a lot of people were drinking at 7am...just staying for the entertainment and fun, 'cept for the crew maybe. I'm overthinking this, sorry.
Submitted by PickledPigsFeet on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 1:13pm.
Yes, but my vote would be to invite that trollop Lady Gaga so we could all give her the beat down of her LIFE!
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Why does this have me in paroxysms of Anderson Cooper-ish giggles?
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Submitted by Roxygirl87 on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:46pm.
I would love a Dlisted convention. We would all get so wasted. And we should totally invite Kiefer, he is like the best drunk.
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Yes, but my vote would be to invite that trollop Lady Gaga so we could all give her the beat down of her LIFE!
"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?"
dlisted convention ?? i'm in ..we should have flatbed pickup truck covered in glitter unicorns and rainbows and show up for NYC's pride march.
we could have a paper mache cheeto!!!
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must have been dollar drink night or something. sounds like my kind of joint/dive. :)
fucking cheap.
and the hangover is FREE!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:48pm.
ha ha IDK if it's safe to stay with koko, she be burning down the house and shit, LOLOLOLOLLO ♥♥♥
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you do have a valid point there !!!!
ha ha IDK if it's safe to stay with koko, she be burning down the house and shit, LOLOLOLOLLO ♥♥♥
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I would love a Dlisted convention. We would all get so wasted. And we should totally invite Kiefer, he is like the best drunk.
Open Post must come soon, and we can flesh out this historic event. Maybe we can have the convention cross-country, drinking all the way from the East Coast to the West, and finishing up down South somewhere betting on a dog race in Tijuana.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:41pm.
I would love a DListed convention. I've never been to jail in New York City.
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HahaHaaaaaHaaaaa!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
have the dlisted convention in san francisco !!!! it's gayer than MK out here...shit i have some spare bedrooms...i'd let half of you stay here at my house...
I would love a DListed convention. I've never been to jail in New York City.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:05pm.
I serıously thınk we should hvae a conventıon becuase some of you sluts I wanna fuck&slap&shoot the shıt wıth ın person!
East coast fırst!
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I serıously thınk we should hvae a conventıon becuase some of you sluts I wanna fuck&slap&shoot the shıt wıth ın person!
East coast fırst!
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Dlisted covention for 2010!!
Did we decide a place/time/date for the convention yet?
Our kind of Party....but $500 is chump change....we know how to pack it in.....Love, The Hudson Sisters........
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Gawd, I'm shameless, I would totally hit that....over and over again.
I love me some Keifer!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:43am.
Then we can continue the party while we're getting our mug shots done.
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That's the spirit!:P
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
TEAM KIEFER!
Bull whip, ball gag, boots, zip ties and bear mace. Check, check, check and check
Time to TEAR UP at the D Listed convention.
Bitches I'm ready for some debauchery!
~but if you love something, you must set it free.....and then watch it from the bushes while crying in an empty cake box~ MK's brilliance....
Yes, but would they let us have fights out in the parking lot?
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A Dlisted convention? I'm there.
What the FUCK were they drınkıng for a tab that small?
Tea and Strawberry Hıll?
Fuckın' amateurs!!
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I've been spying on you tricks for quite some time now and I can honestly say that a Dlisted Convention would get fantastically ugly. Can you imagine all these unstable folks in one room? I'm so in.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?"
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:41am.
Could you imagine a Dlisted Convention?!!
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I'm looking forward to the part where the cops bust the party up and carry us away in the Black Maria. Then we can continue the party while we're getting our mug shots done.
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Bottom-feeder.
Count me in - party with your pants down.
Could you imagine a Dlisted Convention?!!
Oh.My.
People would be gettin' laid (Raul and suckandfuck)
People would be shankin' and gettin' shanked...
Others would be baked, drunk, pukin' and dancin'! We could have a side-eye competition *squeals with delight*!!!!!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Well, if Kiefer had a designated driver, that's one less boozer on the tab. If there was 1 designated driver for every 4 drinkers, then the group probably consisted of only 24 drinkers, and the bar probably didn't charge for non-alcoholic beverages for the designated drivers. My booze math makes that $20.83 per drinker. Still damn reasonable for a bar. But back in the day when I'd drink at 7 a.m., 4 beers would get me shitfaced on an empty stomach.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:21am.
A hot slut like you? SURE!
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FUKKKKENNN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'm gonna fuck a Christmas tree.
I think everything went well because there weren't any Christmas decorations set up yet...
my math cell works fast when it comes to booze)!!!
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ahaha! booze math! now thats skill~
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:04am.
Yeah I saw! Should I go? Will I get my butt rammed?
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