Tuesday, November 3rd 2009

RiRi Woke Up As Brit Brit

Alien Princess RiRi is publicly speaking out for the first time about "the incident." Hey, an album ain't gonna sell itself!

RiRi told Glamour Magazine that the night after Chris Brown Ike Turnered her, she woke up as Our Lady of Cheetos. No, RiRi did not wake up yacking up Easy Mac bits and craving Frapp cake for breakfast. RiRi meant that the media had their cameras up her nostrils and reporters crawled up toilets to get to her. She said, "It has taught me so much. I felt like I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day. It was like, What, there are helicopters circling my house? There are 100 people in my cul-de-sac? What do you mean, I can’t go back home?"

In the rest of the interview with Glamour, RiRi doesn't really go into the details or throw any blame on Chris. Instead, she focuses on how she dealt with suddenly becoming one of the faces of domestic violence. Here's bits and pieces from the interview. Visit Glamour to read the whole thing.

Glamour: "You’re talking about the photo [reportedly of Rihanna’s injured face taken by police after Brown assaulted her] that was allegedly leaked by cops. You handled that so well; you kept silent in the press."

RiRi: "It was humiliating; that is not a photo you would show to anybody. I felt completely taken advantage of. I felt like people were making it into a fun topic on the Internet, and it’s my life. I was disappointed, especially when I found out the photo was [supposedly leaked by] two women."

Glamour: "If you could offer a message to the millions of young women who look up to you, what would you tell someone who found herself in a similar situation?"

RiRi: "Domestic violence is a big secret. No kid goes around and lets people know their parents fight. Teenage girls can’t tell their parents that their boyfriend beat them up. You don’t dare let your neighbor know that you fight. It’s one of the things we [women] will hide, because it’s embarrassing. My story was broadcast all over the world for people to see, and they have followed every step of my recovery. The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn’t heard. Now I can help speak for those women."

Glamour: "I think that’s a great message. What about your new album? What’s it like?"

NOW THAT is a segue (or a SEGWAY, depending on who you talk to). RiRi is also speaking to Diane Sawyer on 20/20 this Friday, so hopefully there's awkward segues like this one. I'm counting on Diane to take us from domestic abuse to talk about umbrellas in ten seconds flat.

Here's some pictures of RiRi sashaying around NYC last night. This reminds me, V premieres tonight, right?

Posted by: Michael K


misfitwendy's picture

yes she looks like something from outerspace and her music sucks donkey dicks but if what she has to say helps some other young girl get out of a bad sit then more power to her!

Muffy_Simba's picture

I use to like her, and her silly ass music, but I no longer like her. The bitch is super evil! I bet she is now BFFs with Robin Givens!

the Blinding's picture

Rihanna used to be gorgeous but now she tries too hard (like everyone else) to be avant-garde.

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Omg the comments are gold.

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vega's picture

Can she chop that f'ing mop hair of hers off already. Somebody get a pair of scissors on this stat...

All rather noble sounding Rihanna....

Now,perhaps you can stop dressing like a whore
or a weirdo or an idiot or an umbrella,ella,ella
e,e,e...your biggest 'hit' was it not?...

Just go awa,that's right,go away & dont
come back!

Tevness (off the pipe)

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:12pm.
Rihanna: Well its a lot about taking risks for men who put you in violent situations and it has a strong bondage S&M and clinical depression theme. So, you know, I really think it will help those young girls out there figure out what role they ought to play in their relationships.

Ha!!

MizRo's picture

An album to sell: isn't that the truth!

Pffft.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 1:03pm.
Pleccy I was showing it to my BF last night (SS's not mine) and he was all "does she have balls?" LOL
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Nahhh, but that poor sod banging her certainly had big brass ones. To make up for all his missing marbles, I presume.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 1:04pm.

Ohhhhh... I looked it up.

Makes me glad that I'm not a guy.

snowpiece's picture

ribbontie: I always say that, it's referring to David Carradine's death, ewwwwwwww

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Pleccy I was showing it to my BF last night (SS's not mine) and he was all "does she have balls?" LOL

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:54pm.
ahhh ribbontie is the voice of reason
*hangs self by genitals*

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:54pm.
ahhh ribbontie is the voice of reason
*hangs self by genitals*
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Now, snowy, everyone knows only Shauna Sand has enough stuff for that.

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ahhh ribbontie is the voice of reason
*hangs self by genitals*

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I still stand firmly on TEAM NO ONE with this sitch.

Both have profited and benefited from the exposure.

CB's fans root and applaud him, bowtie manufacturers love him, RiRi's fans still bleed from their ears and morphed her into the martyr Saint of abused women, please, sanctimonious hollow fuckshit, all of it.

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ribbontie's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:47am.

Submitted by applejones on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:36am.
I don't hate RiRi, I just don't understand why people love her so much. Her voice is so flat!
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Agree. I think her voice is terrible. Worse than Britney terrible. And I don't think she's all that good-looking either.

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Really? I think she's pretty, but I wish she wouldn't chop off her hair...makes her look kind of a lesbo...no?

I LOVED her look in SOS and Unfaithful etc..

ribbontie's picture

Anyone liking her new album?

Honestly, I only like the song she has with Jay Z or whatever..but it's no "Good Girl Gone Bad"

It sucks that all of sudden she wants to talk about since her CD is about to debut...but I suppose that is to be expected.

Also it's funny to me that she's SO angry at the two women, but says nothing bad at about Chris Brown? I hope she will eventually...

I do love what she said about the importance about speaking up about domestic abuse even if you are humiliated and embarrassed. I think she was being really honest.

Also what if she was *actually* talking about the naked photos that were leaked, but the interviewer took it the wrong way?

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@the breakdown:so what i'm hearing you say is jay z is banging riri too? that explains everything...
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Glamour: "I think that’s a great message. What about your new album? What’s it like?"

Rihanna: Well its a lot about taking risks for men who put you in violent situations and it has a strong bondage S&M and clinical depression theme. So, you know, I really think it will help those young girls out there figure out what role they ought to play in their relationshiops.

TheBreakdown's picture

If you had Jay-Z backıng you up, no matter how margınally talented you were, you' blow up too.

And ıt does not hurt that she ıs basıcally Beyonce's glorıfıed stunt double!

Any other questıons?

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letinstar's picture

explain to me how riri so famous? i don't get it..
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You know....she has a whinney ass voice.

shandi's picture

So is she saying, between the lines, that this had been going on for a while? If so, then the only reason she broke it off with him is because someone saw it happen this time. Dumb. So she was just putting up with his shit? Dumb.

And of course the photo will get leaked all over and talked about. She's a celebrity. She's paid mega bucks to be in the public eye and to be scrutinized. If she doesn't like it, she can quit and go to work at Burger King.

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char's picture

Cry me a river...stupid whore.

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TheBreakdown's picture

I also wanted to lıke Rı-ho-ho even though her voıce ıs tıny AND tınny, but she gets no credıt from me sınce she only now decıdes to speak ın conjunctıon wıth the release of an album.

That ıs trıte.

If she wanted to be a role model she should have stepped up her game weeks afterwards not nearly a year later.

Who cares ıf she ıs pretty?

FAIL.

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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:47am.

Submitted by applejones on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:36am.
I don't hate RiRi, I just don't understand why people love her so much. Her voice is so flat!
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Agree. I think her voice is terrible. Worse than Britney terrible. And I don't think she's all that good-looking either.

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ETA: and perhaps the most ridiculous footwear.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:04am.

GO, PHILLIES! Heh heh.

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Submitted by applejones on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:36am.
I don't hate RiRi, I just don't understand why people love her so much. Her voice is so flat!
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Agree. I think her voice is terrible. Worse than Britney terrible. And I don't think she's all that good-looking either.

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oh PLEASE.

a "fun topic"? she had people rooting for her left and right, because they were PISSED OFF.

shut up Rhianna- go whine somewhere I don't have to hear you.

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I don't hate RiRi, I just don't understand why people love her so much. Her voice is so flat!
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LOL to the poster who noted the contradiction of congratulating her silence and then calling her the voice...

angel_i's picture

Holy DUH, RiRi!

You got mad cuz they leaked the photo but then you admit that domestic violence is a big secret. GUESS WHAT, HUNNY! They were doing you a big favour. Sure, it's embarrassing but as soon as it's not a secret we can do something about it. And we did. DUH!

And if you ACTUALLY read what everyone was writing on the internet, it was in support of YOU. We were making fun of the asshole that beat you. Now we make fun of you too cuz you dress funny. Totally different issue.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 9:54am.

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You can't consider yourself a "voice" for anything unless you actually say something. The interview starts off by congratulating her for keeping quiet and then ends off with her saying she's a "voice" for all the people who experience DV because they usually keep silent. SHE kept silent. Ugh, the contradiction.

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@ Tristram : Brenda Dickson, fat from prison.

OnT: "I felt like people were making it into a fun topic on the Internet."

Uhm, what? Now you wanna be startin' sumpin'?

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:16am.

What the hell is she holding in the last thumbnail pic? It looks like a gigantic dirty Q-tip.
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OMG DEEEE ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:14am.

Nah, MK did one better and compared her to Alien.

Ahh, thanks. Who is your avie today?

DeeDee's picture

What the hell is she holding in the last thumbnail pic? It looks like a gigantic dirty Q-tip.

Chirio's picture

today I am feeling angry. for that I am saying "piece of shit", "what the fuck is that", "arrrrgh"
and that is what I feel about this post too. RIRI ((rolls eyes))

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:09am.
I liked the gossip site that did a side-by-side comparison of her 'do and Woody Woodpecker's. (That wasn't DL, was it?)
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Nah, MK did one better and compared her to Alien.

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it's times like this I wish I know how to make a HUGE sticking out tongue face icon!
:P

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Angeluz_4ever's picture

I think she doesn't tell bad things about Chris Brown no because she wants to be politically correct I'm pretty sure that if she had the chance she will be with him. She is the main part of the problem, she doesn't allow Chris Brown to take part of the responsability, the fans are bad, the media is worst but oh Ï don't talk about the one who beat me up", "I plead no to the court about a restriction orde"r

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 9:51am.

LOL!! You better start brushing up on your language:

WHITES! UPPER CHATS! HEEL CLAPS AND WEAVE TAX!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:04am.
.....my team lost late last night and I'm BEAT!

I thought about you last night, snowy, while my boy from AR fast-balled yo ass!!! WHOOOP WHOOOP!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:04am.
...and please be nice to me today
I got runner up in the CC and my team lost late last night and I'm BEAT!
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I liked the gossip site that did a side-by-side comparison of her 'do and Woody Woodpecker's. (That wasn't DL, was it?)