Why Isn't Jakey Half-Nekkid In Most Of This?
It seems that during most of the filming of Prince of Persia, Jakey G had his nipples out. So why is the trailer for this shit lacking nakedness from Jakey?! The trailer should've just been 5-minutes of Jakey with his pecs out, shaking his weave (and ass) like the creditors are knocking on his door and he needs a coin in a bad way.
You know what isn't lacking from this trailer: BAD BRITISH ACCENTS. Okay, Jakey's accent isn't that bad. I wouldn't lend him any Grey Poupon, but at least he doesn't completely savagely murder the British accent like Keanu Reeves in Dracula. Jakey does watch (and re-enact scenes from) My Fair Lady at least once a week, so his British accent should be spot on.
And just so you know, every one in the olden times spoke with British accents. That's today's history lesson from the historians of Hollywood.
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Jake's accent sounds like James Callis's. Not bad - not even close to Keanu-in-Dracula bad (although Wynona Ryder's accent was even worse in that movie, I think - I don't know how Gary Oldman kept a straight face, unless he was shtupping her at the time, and not even then).
Actually, this movie looks sort of cool. And it's a tentpole (Memorial Day) so it might actually be worth seeing.
Submitted by Youri on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:58am.
I can't see it in the cinema because I'm afraid I will dry hump the screen
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I can't see it in the cinema because I'm afraid I will dry hump the screen.
Jakey let his guard down and "talked ghey" at 1:48. The lesbian romance in this movie also looks like shit. And why does the whole movie look like it was filmed inside a Ferrer Rocher chocolate wrapper?
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I love how Hollywood perceives British accents to be 'neutral'. Its my accent so it seems neutral to me, but even this accent in the film is only relevant for some of South England. So bloody weird.
I think Leo takes the biscuit for terrible accents. Gangs of New York anyone?! Oh and Cameron Diaz too.
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The reason for the lack of nakedness, Miss MK, is that Miss Jake - though gorgeous -more than likely suffers from tinymeat and has thus refused to show us her 'stuff'!
Since this whole flick is based on a computer game, I suppose they can always say it's some sort of alternate reality where Persians speak with a British accent and Jake Gyllenhaal is a swashbuckling musclebound hero.
The last item alone should scream fantasy!!! That, or a high fever.
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Jakey looks as Persian as my Persian cat. But why let history get in the way of a crap fest movie? "
Sounds like Tom Cruise in the last Samurai all over again!!!
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Over-blown. And that's just Jake's holiday weekend.
Needs more car chases.
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When did Persians start speaking English with British accents? They speak Farsi. It is now present day Iran. Jakey looks as Persian as my Persian cat. The Persian Empire was a big chunk of the Middle East and they are some dark people. But why let history get in the way of a crap fest movie? Don't tell me! There is a Persian magic carpet in the movie too!
Bram Stroker's Dracula had two good actors in it, Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins. Unfortunately, Keanu and Wanna Ride Her were not edited out of the final film.
This looks like crap! I'm a bit curious to see it though since there's an actor in it from my shithole of a country...
Is the country Iran? Did they actually employ a Persian actor?
The accent is acceptable; the hair, NOT so much.
I know that Jerry Bruckheimer never tries to be authentic but, I wonder if he ever looked in a history book to see the statues and reliefs of actual ancient Persians? King Darius has his mug plastered all over Iran/Iraq and all the way to the Steppes. I mean, Persians have big noses, high foreheads and dark skin. Where is any of this on Jakey? I mean, I don't expect much, but at least a semblance of an actual Persian . . . maybe a fake nose or something!!
Anyway, I have other plans for next May so I'll have to pass on this epic motion picture. I think a lot of other people will do the same.
the first game was hot.
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I wonder if Jake will look awake in this one. His eyes are always halfmast like he is stoned.
Yay, Jake!!! Those muscles are bulging! :-)
"And just so you know, every one in the olden times spoke with British accents. That's today's history lesson from the historians of Hollywood."
MK, I just love you. I do. I can't help it.
OH!!! That made me moist.
Yes, I'd like two tickets to Jake's gun show. Thanks.
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Lol, yeah in ancient times everybody spoke with British accents cause that sounds way more historical then grunting in Persian. Hollyweird is all anachronistic and shit, but what do you expect?!
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Wasn't this movie shot like two or three years ago now? Must be a real stinker.
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OMG, I can't fucking wait to see this!
ETA: You're right, MK, about the nakedness. Jakey needs to be nekkid in all his movies!
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This actually looks amazing. Really amazing.
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Its jerry bruckheimer, therefore its going to be overblown shit. Normally he waits for one film before going for the real shit fest CGI mess, but it looks like hes skipped right to pirates of the Caribbean 3 on this one!
Why must Hollywood ruin everything? Now all I am gonna think of is Brokeback Mtn everytime I play PP.
Wonder if Jerry Bruckhiney ?sp :D made the accent decision.
I always wondered that MK. Thanks for the history lesson.
"And just so you know, every one in the olden times spoke with British accents. That's today's history lesson from the historians of Hollywood"
Oh MK you never fail to bring the lolz.
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Why do Persians have British accent? This looks like a steaming pile of dog shit.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 6:02pm.
LOOKS LIKE POOP!!!
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constipated poop, taking forever to plop in the china bowl ... gonna hurl now
Yeah I feel like he has been making this mess for about five years now. Shit, this means we're in for another six months of cute 'Jake and Reese went to a farm' talk. Even longer if this blows up (in a good way) at the box office.
... wow, all it's missing is Angie Jo's Countchokulese for some of that there ginoowine furriner touch.
i'm getting a wannabe indiana jones and the temple of doom vibe here...been there, done that...
Thought this mess came out eons ago.
He had a British accent in the first game as well, not the first game first game, but the first one in the more recent trilogy of PoP games starting with Sands of Time. I forget about the others, I was only thinking of Sands of Time. I think he became magically American in Warrior Within and also darker and gorier for that edgy Mature rating. Though it looks like they're sort of tapping Two Thrones based on the arm thing.
It's my favorite game franchise, I just find the gameplay really fun. The running along walls and figuring out how to get from place to place, fun stuff. I'm really sad that not only are they ruining it with a Disney movie, but using Jake Gyllenhaal to drive that mofo into the ground.
LOOKS LIKE POOP!!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 5:58pm.
I saw Bram Stokes Dracula with Keanu over the weekend on cable. We made a beer game out of it when he spoke. Shittiest accent ever, next to Winona "Five Fingers Discount" Ryder.
True--he sux, too. The list is probably endless.
I made it :14 in. Might appeal to faux-history buffs (i.e., History Channel viewers).
hmm shouldn't the old-times talk redneck?..it's not like they had Cambridge back then.
Tristam ~ I saw Bram Stokes Dracula with Keanu over the weekend on cable. We made a beer game out of it when he spoke. Shittiest accent ever, next to Winona "Five Fingers Discount" Ryder.
What a crapfest.
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the fuck?!? BRITISH?!?
What's up with the Queens English? Persians speak Farsi. Prof once again that Ho-wood is full of morons.
You could devote an entire website to bad movie accents. The gold standard is Dick Van Dyke. The current title (male) goes to Ben Affleck in "Shakespeare in Love"; (female) goes to Angie Pas Jolie in, well, everything she's done that requires an accent.
Yea, everyone back then spoke with a british accent and Persians had lily white skin with perfect teeth.
This is going to sux harder than Blohan on Gerard's dick.
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This looks like crap! I'm a bit curious to see it though since there's an actor in it from my shithole of a country...
If the actual film is as boring as the trailer, this will bomb faster and harder than Alexander. And the British accents are stupid...in any case they should be speaking Persian with subtitles if they want to be historically accurate or have no accents at all...just plain neutral English.
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