Posh Got A New Mop

First of all, can you believe Posh is even staring at a caramel apple? I would think that Posh would never glance at such deliciousness out of fear that doing so will make her eyeballs fat. Or something. Hmm. Maybe she's not looking at the apple at all. Maybe she's jealous of how skinny that wooden stick is. Yeah, that's probably it.

Anyway, Posh debuted a new haircut at the Lakers game last night. The game was put on hold and everyone in the place spent a few hours analyzing every strand.

Even though Posh's new haircut is slightly less constipated than the last one, she still looks like she wouldn't even crack a smile if a flock of flying kittens flew by. That's the bitch I know. You can take a dozen laxatives to her hair to loosen it up, but Posh's asshole will stay clenched until the end of time.

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Submitted by SilentWitness on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 2:14pm.

I actually like her hair but detest her.

Submitted by Miramami on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 2:12pm.

Mira, I'm still waiting for them to be famous in America.

Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:23pm.

Forget the hair, those shoes. Just what every woman wears to a sporting event, 8" heels.

Submitted by shandi on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:56am.

This hairstyle softens her face a bit. She looks much better with it. I hope she keeps it this way. Now she just needs to eat something.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:10am.

She looks sort of human in those pictures. Sort of nice and soft. Huge improvement.

Submitted by joan cusack on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 9:30am.

Jealous of the stick...HAHA
Can't believe I'm saying this, she looks good here

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 5:22am.

People always try to hate on The Posh but the fact of the matter ıs she ıs damn lıkable.

Plus, she upped her man's game because he was not nearly as hot and known untıl he latched on to her.

And she ıs stıll more popular ın Amerıca than he ıs.

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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 4:40am.

I like it.

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Submitted by _meh_ on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:18pm.
aand I can't believe Posh Spice is the one that married well, so above her league! Somehow she got herself an insanely rich, famous AND hot husband. He seems to adore her too.
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He is on record having cheated on her several times. So I could do without that kind of adoring myself personally.....

She looks better but it's Posh... It will all be fake. Besides, having seen her up close: she has terrible skin.

She is not that hateful though and her kids are cute.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 2:07am.

Posing is like breathing to this woman. She is always camera aware. It's a pitty, because I saw her in her own show once, and she is actually very funny and quick-witted.

Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 1:36am.

looks like she got her fake boobs removed or deflated. Much better look in the breast department. Her hair is cool too. She still has a mannequin--like quality to her though, wooden.

Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:05am.

I like the hair, boy, did it grow quickly!

And the 4 inch spiked heels, just what every woman wears to a basketball game.

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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:04am.

"son, what is that?"

"they call it food, mama."

"it looks scary!"
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Submitted by Mawy on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:28pm.

That new hair cut is so much more flattering!
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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:05pm.

She does look a lot better. Not as sharp and severe as usual. She could gain a stone, but that's beside the point...

In spite of how weird and overdone she looks most of the time, I can't help but find her kind of cute. (I think it's because of her interview on Ali G years ago).

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Submitted by KT on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:38pm.

she actually looks prettier in the face.. not sure why but i think she does. and her youngest son cruz is so adorable!

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Submitted by nono on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:27pm.

I think she looks cute in the first thumbnail, now if she would just gain like 10 pounds she would look great and not have those alien moments.

Submitted by Mittmah on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:01pm.

Hair looks WAY better.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:10pm.

LOLOL!! Tiger, you fucking funny hor, that post had me cracking up like Lyndsay Lohan's forhead!

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Submitted by cMal on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:54pm.

She looks human again! Very nice!

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Submitted by lelu on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:52pm.

That hair looks nice on her. Doesn't make her look as thin.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:52pm.

I like Posh's new do, it's softer and prettier than the sharp angular one she usually sports.

Srsly, you could cut yourself on some of dem bones. Bitch don't need more sharp angles.

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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:52pm.

Vic is in a certain way kind of smart. She saw the fucking potential in her husband. He wasn't as hot or rich as he is now when she first met him. In fact, I think she was more rich and famous than he was when they first met.

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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:43pm.

I like this hairdo better but they look miserable. Her feet are frightening. Those shoes must be torture.

LOL @ Maybe she's not looking at the apple at all. Maybe she's jealous of how skinny that wooden stick is. Yeah, that's probably it.

Submitted by _meh_ on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:18pm.

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Submitted by _meh_ on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:14pm.

the hair looks good. her husband is fucking hot when he's not speaking.

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Submitted by KidL on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:06pm.

She's still fugly. . .

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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:24pm.

Yep...the boobage isn't all pushed up like two torpedo heads sticking out.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:21pm.
I really like the new Posh hair...all messy like she just got out of bed after getting busy with her husband.

LOL. She looks better. Her boobage is less stiffly jutting, too.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:21pm.

I really like the new Posh hair...all messy like she just got out of bed after getting busy with her husband. Much sexier look.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:21pm.

In the main pic, I get a "so, sweetie, tell mommy...what does food actually taste like?" vibe from Posh...

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Submitted by kevinvt83 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:16pm.

Haha hilarious how she was like "Do not let that filthy ball touch my shiny shoes!"

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:14pm.

I can't be the only one who finds Becks way, way, way overrated in the looks department. And that whiney fucking voice.

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Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 7:50pm.

I'm sorry but this is the best Posh has ever looked. The soft new haircut is pretty and she seems less greasy. Those shoes, btw, are to die for...as is Becks. drool.

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Submitted by Ninne on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 7:46pm.

I have to admit I like the hair even though I can't stand the bitch.
Overall they look like a nice/normal family in those pictures. I can't believe I said that.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 7:12pm.

While I am not a huge fan of the facial hair he is rocking...he is so delicious. I think he will always have a place in my top 5. I think she looks gorgeous here. I love the color and cut of her hair...

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