Monday, November 2nd 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Slutoween brought together CoCo (as CoCo goes to church) and RiRi (as a slutty Tony the Tiger) - Hollywood Tuna

Yeah, Brad Pitt as DJ Lance Rock might give you the tingles, but let's analyze that pink hanky hanging out if his pocket. Dildos or titty torture? - Popsugar

This will be the end of us: JUGGALO FURRIES - Videogum

Wild Things on the subway - Towleroad

Dora the Miserable Explorer (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

St. Angie owes her entire career to Veronica Sawyer - Just Jared

It probably makes Zac Efron a little sad that he no longer flip his hair as he glides through the airport - Lainey Gossip

If JLove had a monocle and a top hat, she'd be a perfect slutty Mr. Peanut - Egotastic!

Penny Cruz has breasts and here's 9 pictures proving that - Cityrag

Helena Christensen looks like Glamberace's rainbow hole just sneezed on her - Hollywood Rag

YES! Sienna Miller is free to prowl the street for promised peen again - Celebitchy

Mimi can't wink - SOW

Stepford Katie and Sookeh Iz Mine are doing a movie together - I'm Not Obsessed

A Whole New Whore - ICYDK

Heidi Klum is good at Halloween - Holy Moly!

Mo'Nique actually showed up to the Precious premiere - Socialite Life

Bai Ling probably didn't even know it was Halloween - Celebslam

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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 5:16pm.
Does Angelina have any female friends at all? I mean, ones she hasn't stuck her tongue in? I'm guessing she's the type of woman who only wants male companionship (unless she's fucking a chick).

I don't think she does. If the rumours she fucked her mother's bf at age 16 are true that's the last piece of the puzzle for 'all females are competetion for the men and I will win regardless of that ring on your finger' nicely in place. I love how the JJ nutters always say 'she does have female friends-Marianna Pearl' Yes you fools, she got a role out of her. She took not one, but two men from partners so I guessing she didn't respect them much either. How funny that so many of her fans are women when she would not piss on if they were on fire (unless Brad paid extra for golden showers) Also Brad looks a tool.

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I'd take both of those chicks on as my interns and majorly abuse them sexually in my office!

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Is it sad that I totally read "Sookeh Iz Mine" in Bill voice, complete with the jacked up way he says Sookie?

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CoCo looks the same as she alaways does. MEH!

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Does Angelina have any female friends at all? I mean, ones she hasn't stuck her tongue in? I'm guessing she's the type of woman who only wants male companionship (unless she's fucking a chick).

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Penny has lovely breasts, it's one of her best features. I worked with her years ago (before she hit Whorywood) and I must admit she is -or was, at least- a very kind and endearing person. By the way in Spainwe nickname her "Pene", which transates in plain english to peen...

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Kim lardassian should be prevented from dressing up as Jasmine from "Arabian Nights", from this point forward. She obviously is trying to co-opt the wholesome character, to make her image more family friendly. Instead, by dressing with her tits sticking out & puzzy barely covered, she's made Jasmine look like one of the "hookers from the point". I'm sure Disney was going for this look when they came up with the character... if they wanted people to think of her as an attention whore & black dudes pissing in Jasmine's face. What a slutty whore...

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I went to JJ and wrote how Angelina looks an old haggard turd and they censored the word turd! What a bunch of fucking losers.

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Zaraha's got sass. What a cutie.

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:30pm.

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Finally someone else who doesn't worship the ground she walks on. I never got all the fuss.

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Don't you just love it when CoCo wears a tiny mask to hide her identity! Haaaahaaaahaaaa no way her boobs, camel toe and ass could give her away.

Coco looks like Tamra from the Real housewives OC in this pic.

I'd like to read a diary of ri ri

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Rocket's picture

Why did Brad wear a costume and Angelina didn't.

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Christ! Did anyone read the comments by the Brangeloonies at JJ? Can't say anything in the slightest bit negative about St. Angie without them going apeshit. Doesn't shock me in the least she didn't thank Ryder. Never struck me as gracious or thankful that she has a career despite the fact she is not a good actress.

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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/winona-ryder.htm

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Wait... so she had sex with Keanu Reeves in 2008? And what happened between 2003 and 2007? That looks kind of blank.

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TheBreakdown, you weren't messin' around, holy hell....

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/winona-ryder.htm

Who knew she was with Joaquin Phoenix?

If KK put her arms down, I would expect that belly to be flopping all over the face. You can tell she tried the one position to make her look as thin as possible. The only taut part of her is that face that looks like it's been lifted almost as much as Joan Rivers.

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That's not Princess Jasmine, that's Princess Jizzmine!

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Kim K looks like a straight-up Hooker at the Point. I don't recall Princess Jasmine sporting that look.

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I can't wink either.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:28pm.

Soul Asylum. Didn't she date Daniel Day Lewis for a time, too?

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Tristram's picture

The idea of Sienna and Jude hooking up again reminds me of that expression in close-knit groups: You don't lose your partner, you just lose your place in line.

Without make-up, Penelope Cruz is butt fucking ugly.

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Brad Pitt actually looks good there. Being that I have to watch DJ Lance Rock a couple times a week, I appreciate his costume decision.

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:23pm.

I think I just collapsed Matt Damon and the singer of that runaway song into one... she dated him, too, right? What was that band!?

Oh, and Kim K's costume is a good Jasmine costume but why is she posing like I Dream of Jeanie? She should just have a "magic" carpet glued onto her back.

Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:20pm.

My 4-yr-old nice was a black cat. When she put on her leotard and ears, my sister and I screamed, "SEXAY!" Sigh. I hope we're not ruining that child.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:27pm.

What in the whore hell is Coco supposed to be?
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Submitted by chica robotica on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:27pm.

Soul Asylum. Didn't she date Daniel Day Lewis for a time, too?

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:00pm.
Coco Looks lıke thıs every day so what ıs the dıff?

Normally she wears the small weave fishnets. Large weave fishnets= Halloween hijinx.

hahaha. Dang, you're a true Cocologist.

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What in the whore hell is Coco supposed to be?

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Submitted by chica robotica on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:18pm.
I completely forgot Winona Ryder dated Matt Damon

She's dated just about every famous guy on the planet. At least in the U.S.

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Uggggg I fucking hate when slutty ass chicks abuse halloween for the sole purpose (like they really need an excuse) to dress up like day time street walkers.

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Coco has a cartoonish figure.

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oy, correction: sent that bitch man to COMMUNITY service/washing cars, whatever.

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eww do I spy hello kitty armpit pubes?

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I completely forgot Winona Ryder dated Matt Damon! Interesting, her quotes on Angelina, but only marginally interesting.

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That Wild Things post is too cute.

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I'm starting to think that Coco, despite her super sized plastic cum-receptacle trash appearance, she must have an alluring honesty about her...

Yes, yes I know... but I'm neither in the bad shit today, what I mean, is that she can't hide what she is and has probably seen EVERYTHING, thus, without fear of judgment, people DO feel comfortable around her persona.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:00pm.

Coco Looks lıke thıs every day so what ıs the dıff?

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Normally she wears the small weave fishnets. Large weave fishnets= Halloween hijinx.

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Christ, you could screen a movie on RiRi's five head.

louise_brooks's picture

Coco's boobs really look like an ass. Not really a good look for boobs.

Tristram's picture

Coco and Rihanna should wear grey-wool business suits and silk blouses for Halloween. No one would recognize them.