Monday, November 2nd 2009

Open Post: Hosted By James Gandolfini

And here's my favorite celebrity Halloween costume of the year. It's James Gandolfini trying desperately to give a fuck while out trick or treating with his son in NYC. James obviously tried hard since I'm sure it wasn't easy pulling that beat down Homer Simpson mask out from under a Hoarders' "safe pile." Although, James could have left the mask at home since he already has organic grouchface.

P.S. - I think the dog in the first thumbnail below agrees with me. Doggy is obviously screaming over joy at James' costume. Or maybe doggy is just overwhelmed by James' epic "gut over bagina."

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:16pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:14pm

i think it's Aunt Jemima... i swear, that woman is stalking me!
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Ok - so it's gonna take a LOTTA pancakes. Like, a hundred at least:)

PS. Furthermore - once you do get a life, it's really hard to make it go away and leave you alone:(

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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:17pm.
PHILLIES...... back to NY.

does this mean i'm fucked outta "Family Guy" and "The Simpsons" again next week?

gone folks... i'll check back for an answer

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Tristram's picture

PHILLIES...... back to NY.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:14pm

i think it's Aunt Jemima... i swear, that woman is stalking me!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:10pm.

sssoooo.... i was flying through the desert... and a wheel fell off my boat....

how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?
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Depends. Who made them?

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

sssoooo.... i was flying through the desert... and a wheel fell off my boat....

how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

angel_i's picture

Getting a life is so fucking overrated. You miss everything that happens on the net when you do that! HARUMPH!

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING SPAM ON THIS SITE NOW...grrrr, feeling grumpy because i am officially on the wagon...

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:32pm.
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Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:33pm.
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Yes there does seem to be some meat flaps...not the worst though.
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eww that thing going on with shauna sand's chyna clit is disturbing..and sex with food just doesnt appeal to me at all..makes me want to vomit just looking at that nasty melted ice cream on her rock hard bowling ball tits...someone put this girl out of her misery and tell her to take her lucite hooker heels with...

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

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Wow...those Shauna Sand clips are just awful...she is disgusting. And those tits look ridiculous.

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Chirio's picture

that was some lame ass boring porno I've ever seen. Ima go bleach my eyes now.

Coma Caca!!

paris herpes's picture

He looks gross. What a mouth breather!

"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK

Tristram's picture

Labia already is plural--you need two of them.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 6:52pm.
only 208 posts today? everyone feeling the post-halloween blues?
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Prolly. I slept all day yesterday, myself.

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Bottom-feeder.

DiamondDawg's picture

only 208 posts today? everyone feeling the post-halloween blues?

leaky labias???....oh that visual is too much...

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 6:47pm.

I've seen far worse, but still...

She seems like a pretty boring fuck.
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I am not an expert at straight porn but it seems like the prettier the chick, the less real effort she puts into shit when in front of the camera. Is that all it takes for them? They're either really lazy or way dramatic.

suckandfuck's picture

Hey ya know, I am not into this shit with food and fuck parts. Like that warm ice cream on her, that shit is gross to me...guh leaky ice cream, leaky labias.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

yeah, i've got no use for any of the posts today. i'm just gonna hangout in here and watch

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 6:08pm.

I've seen far worse, but still...

She seems like a pretty boring fuck.

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david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

I'm a dude who loves porn, but I am hating myself for clicking on to that shit!

Where did she pick up that dude? In the back of some cheap Pizza parlour?

"Crowtchless panteez"

Thanks for nothin Suckandfuck!

it's fucking 80 degrees here in SF AND SUNNY...AND warmer than it's been most of the summer...i hate it !!!!!!!!!!!!! moving can't come soon enough....

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Not in the mood for flappy labium.
Or whatever the plural of labia is.
I wish I had someone to rub my neck.
:(

@suckandfuck

i hate myself for clicking on that...she is the definition of beef curtains...

suckandfuck's picture

All right well, get ready to burn your retinas maybe. Shauna Sand sex tape clips. NSFW obviously

http://shar.es/aAneu

I think the dick is ok but its not king. She's got some flappy labias.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 5:42pm.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 5:20pm.
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my cat licks the hell out of the dusty ass window blinds...i don't get it but he seems happy...

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HAHAHAHAH! He does a good job of scaring the SHIT out of me without even damn trying! xD

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I just finished a big window painting job today and I have a huge hangover. I am such an idiot.
I was hoping for an open post before I left at lunch time because I wanted to tell you guys that my pug was licking the window in my den this morning! She was just sitting in the sun, licking the window.

Better Off Dead's picture

this picture is fucking terrifying

snowpiece's picture

thanks for the almond info lil rasc!

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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

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little_rascal's picture

Raul, thanks.
I can always count on you to know anything porn related!!!
I actually thought Titney was a nickname for Britney.

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Provolone:

If they apprecıated more people that were not German, let alone Jewısh people, they'd have better everythıng.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 4:20pm.
Who is Titney?

Titney Spheres is a classically trained adult film star.************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson http://www.aquaescorts.com/

little_rascal's picture

Who is Titney?

sopranos fame don't = happiness it's plain to see...
maybe a gastric bypass would

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Raul Duke's picture

**Submitted by GODNEY on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 4:05pm.
At lest I have mastered the King's English unlike you ya hillbilly unclefucka! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeE-jdmiIA
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 3:57pm.
Try goıng to a dentıst ın Germany.

If they appreciated jewish people more, Germany would have better dentists.

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@ Snowpiece
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Snowy, I just saw on Piven post that you had questions about almond milk.
The almond milk that I use (and M.E. and KD also use the same kind) is Blue Diamond Almond Breeze almond milk. It comes in sweetened and unsweetened. I use only unsweetened. Sold in every supermarket in health food isle.
It has very little fat, and whatever little fat it has, it's from almonds, the healthiest good-for-you fat. And for your comparison, 1 cup of SKIM milk has 80-90 calories, 1 cup of UNSWEETENED soy milk has 80 calories, and 1 cup of almond milk has 40 calories. :-)
It's made out of almonds soaked overnight and pureed with distilled water, nothing else.
It's my staple.