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Mira, if Jessica wants to see a show with a worse script, she should watch her "reality" show, Newlyweds.

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She should STFU because her entire existence is a badly written script that will end up being aired on MTV or the E! channel.

Jessucka's known for lashing out at others for her own (or in this case her family's) failures. She also seriously thinks she is better, and yes even smarter, than other people. Anyone that falls for Pap Joe's oooh she's so sweet propaganda is a moron.

Jessica calling any script bad is like crap telling shit it stinks. Why is she still getting any form of press? It's over, crawl back in the grave dead girl.

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If she had actually gotten them press/viewers, then they wouldn't have fired her ass...

And stop blaming rotten-ass writing for yours and your rotten-ass sister's rotten-ass acting.

Hilarious that she thinks Ass's acting is good. Because that shit actually made my shit laugh.
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Asslee in action, "singing" Lala at the Orange Bowl and getting booed. Priceless. Even Jess booed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amrbR68A260

or if you want to be kind to your ears, the short version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5YPiBx9MJs&NR=1

The nerve! She should be grateful they even considered her retarded sister for the job.

Bitter........much.

Um, the press she got MP was, "That show must be awful bc AS is in it." As much as I may watch something for someone who is in it, I don't watch for the same reason. So all press isn't good press.

Wait, what?!

Dumb whore.

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Jessica doesn't understand "professional".

oh Jessica. smh. silence is golden.

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He just left the longest message on my answering machine telling me how great he is and I keep getting calls from his effing campaign hq. thank God my caller id is amazing!

Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:00pm.

OT: Aghhh anyone else is annoyed with Bloomberg fiasco today ??
Seen numerous trucks pass by yelling to vote and playing stupid music
also my office been completely trashed with his flyers
didn't this retardo once claimed to be an Eco friendly and sht
yeah killing trees more then Yankees confetti for tmrws WS win parade

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:50pm.
Dear Jessica Simpson,

Your sister has no talent. The only reason she gets anybody any press at all is because she lip-synced and jigged off the SNL stage and her sister is dumber than Corky on crack and fucked all the guys from Dukes of Hazzard. The End.

Love,

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LMBO!! Stoney my dear, I would have to disagree with one point...Corky on crack still has at least 80 points higher on the IQ scale than Jessica! I'm willing to bet Corky can tell canned chicken and canned tuna apart lol

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Jessica Simpson is just mad because she is constantly having to fight off the fat and the ever-present rash on the inside of her thighs.

As far as her no-talent sister is concerned, I'll just say this; Didn't this idiot make fun of Heather Locklear because of her age? That's interesting considering that she and her effeminate emo husband were outspoken critics of Proposition 8. I guess she thinks it's okay to defend one group but at the same time discriminate against another. Hey, Melrose Place producers --- It's known as the Age Discrimation in Employment Act of 1967. It goes beyond just employment and also pertains to harrassment.

But really, let's face it. Asshole Simpson can't act, she really can't. She also can't sing. Well she can, as long as she has a playback machine or an auto-tuner.

I kinda link the less-pathetic, feisty version of Chestica

Dear Jessica Simpson,

Your sister has no talent. The only reason she gets anybody any press at all is because she lip-synced and jigged off the SNL stage and her sister is dumber than Corky on crack and fucked all the guys from Dukes of Hazzard. The End.

Love,

Stoney

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I hope screenwriters, directors, producers and others come to their senses soon. Remaking of classic 80's shows reeks of desperation.

FYI - JS considers a script bad if it has more than 3 multi-syllable words.

The producers of this crappy retread are delusional if they think anybody would be tuning in to see Asslee Simpson.

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BUY ME A BOAT YOU BIG TITTY BITCH!

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Submitted by Melina on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:55am.
Who gets fired for not been able to act nowadays?. I don't buy it.

Great point. Instead, you get fired--or not hired--for not selling product.

That's why books with pictures were invented...for fucktards like this.

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Um, I don't think that her sister being "amazing" has anything to do with it...

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When two women like Jessucka and Asslee Simpson are in the entertainment news, that's when you know that somewhere along the line the bar dropped DRASTICALLY.

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There should be a law against drunk blogging. I think MP stands for Melrose Place, but CW? She arrogantly assumes EVERYONE knows what's happened to her in the past & is waiting on nails for what she has to say. I have no idea what this retard is trying to say...

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OT: Aghhh anyone else is annoyed with Bloomberg fiasco today ??
Seen numerous trucks pass by yelling to vote and playing stupid music
also my office been completely trashed with his flyers
didn't this retardo once claimed to be an Eco friendly and sht
yeah killing trees more then Yankees confetti for tmrws WS win parade

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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet

Bitch must be on some HARDCORE shit to spew that much nonsense.

Whatever. Now show us your tits!!

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Ugh.. Allow me to yawn.

Asslee made the ultimate mistake by ruffling the Queen Bitch's feathers.. oh plus she couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag.

Jess, just STFU and keep looking for Daisy.

Submitted by the Blinding on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:48am.
at least she admits she's done shit movies. MP IS crap. they need to stop remaking everything. who green lights these failures?

fucking exactly.

Greenlighting shit movies is all the rage in hollyweird now

Who gets fired for not been able to act nowadays?. I don't buy it.

You know she ain't so horrid in MP but she does that overacting crap with every scene that it looks like some retarded day soap

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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet

at least she admits she's done shit movies. MP IS crap. they need to stop remaking everything. who green lights these failures?

Hey Jessica! Open your door, I hear barking"!!!

Thanks Jessica for your insight because we know you are a true thespian *eye roll*

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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!

With the history of talentless embarrassment that both her and her sister have, I'm amazed that they will even show their face in public. Both are too dumb to have any shame.

Really? I didn't think having Asslee Simpson as part of their cast was a "plus" at all for the re-worked Melrose Pace.

Asslee is neither cute nor talented.

They make pop-up scripts?
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