SANTO DIOS: Mel Gibson Is A Father Again
The pharmaceutical companies better start working overtime to stock up on painkillers and anti-depressants, because I have a feeling that Mel Gibson's new daughter is going to need most of their stock in a few years to deal with being...well...Mel Gibson's daughter.
Radar reports that Mel's girlfriend (and one of my gold digging heroes) Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to a daughter on Friday. Oksana claimed she wasn't due until December, so if the reports are true, baby came waaaaaaay early. Or maybe Oksana is doing that new kind of math (aka whoregebra).
A source added that Mel's new daughter is healthy and is already at home. Yeah, already at home and trying to make an escape rope out of her bed sheets and bibs.
Unfortunately, we don't know a name yet, but I'm guessing Mel went with Jackeline Daniels Sugartits Jesus Gibson. Jackeline Daniels is the second child for Oksana (she has a son with Timmy Dalton) and Mel's EIGHTH.
Eight is definitely enough for Mel. Seriously, I think a "Neuter Mel Gibson" measure will be on the ballot in California tomorrow. VOTE YES!
UPDATE: Mel's spokeswhore confirms that a new Gibson crawls amongst us. Mel and Oksana have named her Lucia. (People)
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this will make his what 12th or 13th kid? damn!
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I do have to say that she is gorgeous. Mel will fuck around on her by the end of the week~
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
jesus must see so proud at his catholic church
xoxox
The war isn't working.
She looks like that chick on the old 90210, the stalker one who was madly in love with Brandon.
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Octosana looks like a muppet. Mel is no prize either. Bet that kid is not going to be a beauty.
I swear Russıan women must pack plutonıum ın theır poon or somethıng.
I'm workıng wıth a Ukraınıan ho and suddenly she got her contract (s)extended for three more months.
And I say sextended cuz she ıs not that flexıble for nothıng!
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I hope sheila and roger get their passion on...the christ
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
does the outback get any uglier than him?
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Mazel Tov !
Submitted by Doctor Bombay on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:02am.
If Mel is such a devout Catholic, how does he justify having a child out of wedlock?
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He probably thinks it's only wrong when other people do it.
Does he even have any gold left to dig? I heard his ex-wife really took him to school with the divorce settlement. Too bad she didn't get it all. It could be considered hazard pay for having to live with that asshole for all those years.
Santa Lucia?
MK, you meant sluttinometry not whoregebra.
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Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Yes-I think Sugartitsjackdanielsgoldigger has a nice ring to it....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Only the stupıdest slut ın the world would shoot out Mel-spawn from her vag.
Is she that hard up for cash?
Thıs economy ıs brutal!
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Submitted by KT on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:14am.
oh and LOL at "Congrats on the arrival of your little bastard Mel."
i just laughed so hard i woke up my cat :X
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I laughed so hard at THAT I got the stink eye from mine!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
This one's for you Oksana: she works hard for the money:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TKQcWEXSKU&feature=related
I bet she plays that every night and cries.... boohoo.
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
WHOREGEBRA!!!!!!!
HAHAHHHBWAHAAHHHBWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!
M.K, you have no idea how much I needed that laugh today!
Thank you for being so damn funny. You really need to write a book or script or something...You are fabulous.
Ugh, what a washed up jerk.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:26pm.
F**k you Mel Gibson... you hypocrite and bigot.
I hope your daugther grows up and starts dating Chaz Bono.
LOL, RIGHT ON! AND HI!!
Submitted by zinnia on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:39pm.
LMAO!!!!!Poor thing (your uncle) ... But thats the way we women are, sticking together for sexy times!
Yeah, I mean my generation is somewhat liberal and educated, while our parents are still really traditional. Here, esp if your are a girl, you can be 21 and still have to sneak around with your BF. It's really sad. You would NEVER catch my mom giving me a break. Weirdly it's my Dad whose becoming more understanding with the whole relationship thing, over the years.
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Lots of over 50 moms have preemies. The baby jumped out to get away from the coke, botox and lipo action.
"Submitted by vidz on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:45am.
My cousin's mom is kinda of an olden day slutt, so she and her 3 daughters are always covering things up and making my uncle the fool. ITA: after the initial shock wore off, denial is the only thing keeping him going."
LMAO!!!!!Poor thing (your uncle) ... But thats the way we women are, sticking together for sexy times!
My BFF has a grown daughter who is totally sexing it up, and her father is Moroccan, and my friend covers her ass every time ! hehe
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
F**k you Mel Gibson... you hypocrite and bigot.
I hope your daugther grows up and starts dating Chaz Bono.
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You have to hand it to these russian ho's they really got the game mastered.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
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HA! Ahahhaaa what a moron hooking up with a russian whore...omg not even middle class men i Sweden try to pull such a stunt, nevermind the rich guys.
Well he got what is coming to him. She will not stop until she milked every penny from that old lameass. Good for her!
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
This broad must have some pretty good bedroom tricks because she seems kinda fug to me and I have to wonder what the attraction is. She does resemble Octomom minus the crazy.
fuck Mel Gibson. he's such a self-entitled, hateful son of a bitch.
Good to see the the hard-earned dollars of McChurch theater goers is going to a good cause. Congrats, Word's Number One Catholic ^_^
P.S.: Can't.WAIT for Passion of the Christ: He is Risen and IS TAKING NO PRISONERS!!! AAAHAHAHAHA!!! Jesus working a movie poster Rambo-style -- oy, Halloween weekend's still ringing in my temples ...
KidL: Yes s'pore has a pretty high literacy rate but there are always exceptions... on my mother's side. Anyway, this is an older generation, so it doesn't really count. My cousin's mom is kinda of an olden day slutt, so she and her 3 daughters are always covering things up and making my uncle the fool. ITA: after the initial shock wore off, denial is the only thing keeping him going.
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I can't wait until Mel seduces a nun. ESCANDALO!!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Mel will leave his "new little family" by the time that baby is four. He is going to find another YOUNGER women to have a baby with in no time. Enjoy it while you can Oskana.
Mel will leave his "new little family" by the time that baby is four. He is going to find another YOUNGER women to have a baby with in no time. Enjoy it while you can Oskana.
Mel will leave his "new little family" by the time that baby is four. He is going to find another YOUNGER women to have a baby with in no time. Enjoy it while you can Oskana.
Submitted by vidz on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:24am.
For real?! Singapore is a pretty highly-educated place. I cannot believe anyone would think a 4 month fetus could survive. I think the earliest cases on record are like 20 weeks. Me thinks this Daddy is in denial that his little girl was shagging before the wedding.
Great. Now they'll settle down and live happily ever after - for a couple of years.
How sweet! Is Crazy Mel going to tell his little girl that she is going to hell since he wasn't married to her mommy when she was born? I guess he'll slip this in right after he tells her a bedtime story about how the Jews are responsible for all the world's problems. . .
Well, thank Cheesus, cuz I was wondering about this.
(rolly eyes, golf clap, Sally Mack Slap*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Blech. I can't believe I ever had indecent thoughts about this sexist pig.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Funny vidz! The things we try to convince ourselves.....
Today's medical standards require a premature infant to stay in the hospital until they have normal breathing and a normal heart rate for a week.....
C'mon Mel, we all knew the reason your wife finally left your cheatin' pecker was because of the pregnancy.....
I personally know a woman cheated a man with whoregebra
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FUN STORY:
I come from a pretty conservative Indian family, by way of Singapore. So premarital sexing is a big NO-NO.One of my cousins got married and popped out a baby about 5 months after. She told everybody the baby was 4 mths old and my whole family was really worried and was praying for her baby. Seriously, I was a bio student and a 4mth fetus doesn't look like that. And the best part of it was that during her wedding, my eldest aunt joked that she looked especially glowy, so she could be preggers, and my cousin's mother and sisters created a huge uproar about that comment. The baby had to stay in the incubator for 3 mths, I believe it was 2 1/2 mths premature and till today suffers from several congenital problems. Her dummy of a father still believes his daughter birthed a 4 mth fetus and to top it all off the stupid bitch gave birth again a year later.
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whore math only uses commas in calculating results
What planet is she from?
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oh and LOL at "Congrats on the arrival of your little bastard Mel."
i just laughed so hard i woke up my cat :X
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