Tuesday, November 3rd 2009

Birthday Sluts

Anna Wintour (60)
Gemma Ward (22)
Elizabeth Smart (22)
Jasmine Trias (23)
Dwight Yorke (38)
Hal Hartley (50)
Dolph Lundgren (52)
Gary Ross (53)
Adam Ant (55)
Dennis Miller (56)
Kate Capshaw (56)
Roseanne (57)
Lulu (61)
Lois Smith (79)

Posted by: Michael K


If Anna Wintour has so much money why doesn't she fix her mustache and get a flattering hair cut and color?

EmmaG.Frost's picture

Love Nuclear Wintour.
Emma Grace Frost

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stake_spike's picture

Anna Wintour always looks so Planet of the Apes. No wonder she has the fringe.

SilentWitness's picture

Nice moustache.

Roxygirl87's picture

There is no way that vampire is 60. More like 160.

D.R.'s picture

Happy birthday to all the people. :) Extra hug to Lulu.

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easyaspie2's picture

Anna loks like Buck Owens in that photo. Happy BD to Kate Capshaw, everyones favorite gold digger and medicore actress. Cane form nowhere and got the plum part in Indiana Jones movie by screwing Speilberg and borke up his marriage. Converted to Judiasm to hold onto her paycheck. But she is using the hell out of those funds on Lipo and surgery.

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Submitted by Bo on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:39am.

I agree. Not cool.

Happy Birthday Elizabeth Smart, and I don't appreciate the snarky remarks about her. She was raped daily by a nutcase who broke into her home and kidnapped her. She was one of the lucky ones who was returned to her loving family.

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WindSwept's picture

Happy birthday ADAM!

Well at least we know Elizabeth Smart won't be hitting the local pubs tonite for her B'day.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Happy BD Dennis Miller and Lois Smith!

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Elizabeth Smart???
Really?

Oh and *stabbing pic of Anna*, just make it stop.

Sad list today.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Who is that ugly bitch?

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

And how could I forget to say Happy Birthday to Pittsburgh's own Dennis Miller?

Happy birthday Jasmine Trias, Dwight Yorke and Lulu.

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LOL, nurse at the Battle of Gettysburg. I love that line!

She looks like Fergie's grandmother.

Green Is Good's picture

Anna Wintour is claiming she's 60? Oh, bitch please. She was a nurse at the Battle of Gettysburg.

@Tookenstein, that song always makes me CRY!!!!

joanne's picture

HB Lulu

Toonkinstein's picture

Happy Birthday LULU.....

Those schoolgirl days, of telling tales and biting nails are gone,
But in my mind,
I know they will still live on and on,
But how do you thank someone, who has taken you from crayons to perfume?
It isn't easy, but I'll try,

If you wanted the sky I would write across the sky in letters,
That would soar a thousand feet high,
To Sir, with Love

The time has come,
For closing books and long last looks must end,
And as I leave,
I know that I am leaving my best friend,
A friend who taught me right from wrong,
And weak from strong,
That's a lot to learn,
What, what can I give you in return?

If you wanted the moon I would try to make a start,
But I, would rather you let me give my heart,
To Sir, with Love

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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09

Toonkinstein's picture

Anna WIntour is 60!??!?! Bitch PULLEEEEZZZZZZZEE!!!

she's in her 70's and I am being kind.... cos I am really thinkin' 80!

I know what she is doing in her snow palace, shaving off the numbers on her licence.

Happy Birhtday Slut!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09

Auntie Mame's picture

Anna Wintour still looks younger than Rachel Zoe.
Sad.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 8:35am.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:58am.

Ack! Nostril Alert! Nostril Alert!
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You mean you don't find this even remotely attractive? *scratches head*

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_6Q70l9NnuM4/R-cHHnv68uI/AAAAAAAAC3o/su0qFGRZdYw/DS...

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Adam Ant was dead sexy when I saw him in '82 at the Stanley. He was wearing a white t-shirt, which he tore off and flung into the crowd.

Disraeli_Ears's picture

Happy birthday to that crazy bitch, Roseanne...that woman used to be so funny!

Good morning, all you hot everyday sluts!

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loozer's picture

I always thought "Goody Two Shoes" was about me.

Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
?????????????????
There must be something inside

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Plecostomus's picture

I wonder if the real Anna Wintour died eons ago and David Spade's just been punking us, Tootsie-style all these years.

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tonta vodka van driver's picture

Facial Hair in orange overtones.....Nice

Morning!!!

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

mike's picture

Elizabeth Smart? Really, MK.

death2douches's picture

60?! In what universe is Anna Whoteur 60?

I always knew physics lied.

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Plecostomus's picture

HB, mathematician, hunk, and ex-Grace Jones boytoy Dolph Lundgren!

And Kate Capshaw, I hated your screechy ass in Indy Jones and the Temple of Doom.

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Supertramp's picture

I loved Adam Ant in college. Wonder whatever happened to him.

Anna Wintour really needs to leave Vogue. I stopped reading it when it became a glorifed rag for her to pay hommage to her snooty rich friends. I got sick of celebs on the covers also. It's no longer a fashion magazine.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 8:14am.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 8:00am.
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Morning Nitty! I have a thing against nostrils. EWWWWWW! But luckily I never saw hers because all I saw was MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!
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I have such a thing about nostrils I can't watch movies with peeps that do that (*side eye @Ryan Reynolds) or talk to people who're nose flarers! I start totally gakkin. *shudder*
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The talking flare is the worst! Why can't they control that? I used to work with one guy with GIANT wide nostrils. He had the oddest large face. Then they hired a guy with GIANT long nostrils. I didn't know where to look. Glad that's over!

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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 8:00am.
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Morning Nitty! I have a thing against nostrils. EWWWWWW! But luckily I never saw hers because all I saw was MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!
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I have such a thing about nostrils I can't watch movies with peeps that do that (*side eye @Ryan Reynolds) or talk to people who're nose flarers! I start totally gakkin. *shudder*

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DeeDee's picture

Imma guess Anna's nostrils have seen their fair share of the Colombian nose candy.

Mornin' MK ♥

loozer's picture

Happy Birthday to the Domestic Goddess and LULU!!!
"If you wanted the sky I would write across the sky in letters That would soar a thousand feet high 'To MK, With Love'..."

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

Get a new fucking hairdo, camel face.

oh how I loved Adam Ant HB you sessy bitch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcI-gUQNhOw

freebird's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:58am.

Ack! Nostril Alert! Nostril Alert!
Yesterday tangled toes, today gaping nostrils! Please don't tell me tomorrow is Heather Mills's Birthday, I know I can't handle a stump this early in the morning!
GM MK and Gang!
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Morning Nitty! I have a thing against nostrils. EWWWWWW! But luckily I never saw hers because all I saw was MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!

NitWitty's picture

Ack! Nostril Alert! Nostril Alert!
Yesterday tangled toes, today gaping nostrils! Please don't tell me tomorrow is Heather Mills's Birthday, I know I can't handle a stump this early in the morning!
GM MK and Gang!
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islandgirl's picture

Ooooh, I missed Adam Ant. He may be mental, but I LOVE him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D3Y75mb85A

Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

Ahahaha, she really does look like a camel! Best pic of her, ever.

Happy Birthday to Roseanne. She may be insane but I'll always have a soft spot for her.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:46am.

I still can't believe she has a daughter.
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Hekki, maybe that's her "O" face?

Hekki's picture

I still can't believe she has a daughter.

Chester's picture

I hate this vacuous bitch
so very true about the camel comment :P

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo hides.

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:35am.

nice mustache
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I was just about to say the same thing. I guess mustaches are in for Spring 2010?

She is a pretentious asshole, and maybe if she ate something on the regular she might not be so constipated.

Edit... pardon the pun.

HedyLamarr's picture

Just watched "The September Issue" last night; great lady, great movie! Happy Birthday, Anna!