Even Worse Than The Real Thing
I didn't even have to blink twice before figuring out who Cojo dressed up as to Heidi Klum's Halloween party last night. When my dog ran out of the room screaming, I knew that only one beast could instill that kind of fear into small furry animals: KHLOE KARDASHIAN!!!!!!
Cojo makes a better Khloe Kardashian than Khloe Kardashian does. And he nailed that "hongray for woodland creatures" look in his eye. It's so real! You're expecting him to yank that veil off, howl at the moon and then gallop off into the darkness. Just like the real Khloe.
Although, my only criticism is that he could've used more arm and upper lip hair for authenticity. Other than that, Cojo triumphed as Khloe. You know Lamar Odom will be busting into face seizures all day from jacking off to these pictures like maniac. I wouldn't be surprised if he calls it off with Khloe and proposes to KhloJo instead.
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Great job, Cojo! I'm glad to see he is looking well and ready to party!
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Best. Costume. Ever.
That wig is pretty fabulous as well.
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"When my dog ran out of the room screaming"
Most of these pics look Photoshopped lately. I wonder if they arrive that way or if MK does them?
Or is it just that Photoshop absolutely must be used these days in every possible case?
Hmmmm....:)
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I don't get why these bottom feeders are promoted?
Submitted by viridian on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:30pm.
Again....don't get it. She' uneducated, unsophisticated, entitled....the list can go on and on, but she's NOT FAT, she just doesn't look like your little venus.
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You totally miss the point. She's a Kardashian. And SHE is insecure about her weight. So that's what we pick on. Cuz that's funnay;p
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Again....don't get it. She' uneducated, unsophisticated, entitled....the list can go on and on, but she's NOT FAT, she just doesn't look like your little venus. And I'm a thin girl, but can't stand people hatin' on a girl's physicality when it's not the issue. Sorry women sometimes look like women, and women shouldn't have to fit into some chicken hawk or pedo's ideal of sexy. Or a granny fetish, that's what those anorexic bodies start to look like over 25.
Submitted by starfishing on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by viridian on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:05pm.
I don't understand why people pick on Khloe for being a big girl?
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Unfortunatley, it isn't 1523....can't help ya there!
Oh, wow. I really thought he was that Mary Murphy chick until I read it was Cojo. He makes a better woman than a man.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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UGH.
I like how he's playing up the obnoxious ring flashing and gaping maw. How are those stepkids doing, cunt? ____________________________________________
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Submitted by viridian on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:05pm.
I don't understand why people pick on Khloe for being a big girl?
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Unfortunatley, it isn't 1523....can't help ya there!
Cojo almost pulled this off, he just needed to add more hair to his arms to be believable.
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I don't understand why people pick on Khloe for being a big girl? I mean, uneducated, untalented, fame whore, etc, SURE....there's so much to choose from, but I really don't think she actually looks that bad. Being tall is a a plus, not a minus and the fact that she isn't rail thin, nor obese is good too......her body is fine and she just has an average face. She's not an ugly girl.
What do people who think Khloe's a she beast, find attractive? Coat hangers? midgets? pre-ops? Anorexic gremlin creatures? Sad little boiled shrimp dishrag "models?" (because they are gay and so want women to look like little boys?) Seriously, if an average 20 something girl is so unattractive what Wizard of Oz character do you want to fuck? The lolli-pop kids? WTF? Creepy aging meemaw trannies like Cujo here? I don't get it?
BTW......nice plastic surgery bitch, you don't notice a thing...........
Umm.....Cojo's pretty hot! Wow!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
This is hilarious! He looks almost exactly like Khloe.
DAYUM!
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Must say the wig is much more flattering than his real hairdo.
Wow, he does look like Mary Murphy in that first pic. I caught the 4th thumbnail first and I seriously thought it was Fergie.
He could totally be Mary Murphy from SYTYCD too.
Shit, I thought this was a real women with some harry arms.
He looks really healthy! Yay!
And damn Cojo got some good teefs.
David Letterman: ITA with you. I'd never want my man to dress up like a woman. I think most of the time girlfriends makes their men do it, which is kind of mean.
OMG that's fucking hilarious s/he looks like the perfect DListed depiction of Khloe. Too funny.
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I thought it was really her at first glance...
Cojo looks like a refined woman of elegance compared to Khloe's sasquatchian ass, not to mention he has much less 5 o'clock shadow.
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AHAHAHAHAaaa
COjo really went there! This is so great it's awkward!
LOL! ahahahaa. I thought it WAS Khloe
Coma Caca!!
LOL MK! KloJo! Hilarious post.
This is the best I have seen Cojo look in years!
He's glowing.
Glad to see he is looking healthy.
And he is much better looking than the Lardassian broad.
Someone hold me. I thought that said Rojo at first, I was dumbstruck...
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With his cheek implants he looks more like Kim.
At first glance, I thought it was Chaz Bono in drag.
Who is sadder than the Khloe Kardassian Impersonator?
The Spencer Pratt Inpersonator?
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Cojo looks pretty damn good in drag. Genius costume. He also looks a lil like Katherine from desperate housewives. Went as Elphaba myself, though I would have loved to go as jessica rabbit, but I just don't have the guts. The chick who plays Kat in eastwick looked FANTASTIC in her version of it. Anywho, everyone is dying to know what Heidi wore.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 9:48am.
What has a fairy got to do with Halloween?
Try telling that to Alex Reid.
Cojo is better looking as a woman than a man.
Check those arms out!! Holy shit, I don`t even want to think what is going on hair-wise between her legs!
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
From other sites (Yeah, I am ghey like that) I have seen this morning (can't sleep in) Heidi looked like a raven or somethin. The other thing that was ghey, that Doug douche with Paris Super 8, was dressed again as a chick. WTF is happening to dudes? Do not let your women tell you what to wear on Halloween! It looks dumb and pussy whipped to dress like them!
So what did Heidi wear? I went as an undertaker myself. Top hat, frilled shirt, cravat and a skull in a (small portable) coffin. I love Halloween but don't get the fact that Americans do all sorts of fancy dress- in the UK it's all ghosts, vampires, devils etc. What has a fairy got to do with Halloween?
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I think the dream couple of the year would be Cojo and Chaz Bono.
It is a damned shame, but Kojo IS prettier than that she-beast Khloe.
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Khloe is looking better than she did on her wedding day. At least she shaved.
CoJo looks more feminine than Khloe! LOL
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