Sunday, November 1st 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Roxanne aka Alex Reid's alter ego - Okay, the time has really come to give Roxanne a few dick claps for effort, because I've seen more of his satin-wrapped peen than I have of Lady CaCa's. Of course, you knew Roxanne was going to do it big on Whoreoween and the bitch did. Roxanne gave his taint the night off and decided to let the dick hang out. TUCK GAME FAIL, but the kinky ho wasn't even trying. Roxanne wanted his wang to come out and play along with his pimply freshly whipped nalgas. And I'm sure they were whipped by Katie Price's tail. We know who wears the butt dick in the relationship.

Here's Roxanne looking succulently sessy last night. I bet if you put lipstick on a boiled nutsack, it wouldn't look as nearly as hot as Roxanne's face. Do it, girl!

I also threw in some pictures of Katie wearing an outfit she usually wears when she picks up Harvey from school. It's her "Mother of the Hour" ensemble.

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Ok I will admit it--I am a freak and I am hugely turned on by Roxanne. I would hit that hot azz north, south, east and west!

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Submitted by rook on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 5:21pm.

umm where is the other end of jordan's tail?
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Good question. Hopefully it's not a rental costume. I pity the fool who rents it next.

Kandykane's picture

Katie Price looks like she smells and her 'guy' has a giant pimple on his ass. Such a class(less) pair.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Oh goodness! I love & appreciate a good looking tranny just like the next, but this is beyond fugly! I mean, Wesley Snipes looked better and that's saying a whole helluva lot!

stake_spike's picture

In what warped world do these two really think showing off her man in corsets and fishnets would make people envious and jealous of her? She's lost the fucking plot. I don't even think Trannys are rallying around this shit. I for one love a good tranny but this shit makes me uncomfortable (not to mention the gagging). Way to push the movement backwards instead of fowards Jordan!

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Submitted by starfishing on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 10:40am.

Why can he not put the lipstick on correctly?? It's like he did out of anger and shit..

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Submitted by agirl on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 5:16pm.
Halloween or not, can you imagine how humiliating it would be to be one of Katie's kids?

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In this case, it is almost a blessing that poor Harvey is mostly blind! The kid doesn't have to witness this fuckery!

Pete must be laughing his ass off at how manly he now seems to the rest of the world!

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umm where is the other end of jordan's tail?

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Submitted by agirl on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 5:16pm.
Halloween or not, can you imagine how humiliating it would be to be one of Katie's kids?
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Maybe her kids can get together with the Gosselin brood and Shauna Sand's daughters and form a support group - or a hit squad.

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Seriously, I don't want to see any more pics of Roxanne.

Halloween or not, can you imagine how humiliating it would be to be one of Katie's kids? Look at that last pic of her, and imagine if that was YOUR MOM. Now imagine being in the 6th grade, and going to school on Monday morning after all your friends have seen that pic of YOUR MOM all over the interwebs (((shudder)))

*Finally*--a tranny Eddie Murphy wouldn't touch.

I'm convinced that the only ring he's comfortable in is a brown one surrounded by hair. Peter Andre is Genghis Khan compared to this guy.

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He's starting to remind me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. "It puts lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"

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I love the ass zits Roxanne... And I thought a cage fighter wouldn't smoke?

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Vermithrax's picture

Horrendous. I knew Halloween wasn't going to be easy this year.

These two are disgusting. The he/she obviously has "issues" and Katie does too. Maybe they deserve each other.

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Ugh, from the smeary lipstick(on BOTH) to the ass zits...I think I need a shower ================================================
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 11:13am.
@ David Letterman
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You are cracking me up, it's not a bloody bag of dildos! It looks like an amputated hand.

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Hahahahaha! I totally thought it was a bag of bloody dildos. Obviously I didn't look close enough.

Carbunkle! I haven't heard that word since my Nana used it years ago! Funny shit!

putas's picture

I never liked him until THIS came out. The more I see the more I like he seems like a total character. I love it.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

I think I'd be concerned if my man was so eager to run around in an outfit like that. Even on Halloween.

Yaya Whitehouse's picture

Wow, these photos were taken in September right?? But really is this guy an upgrade from Peter Andre, I dont think so. This guy has a serial killer vibe, he is truly frightening. Katie Price is her usual drunk self in these pics, BTW. Yuck and EWWWWW! This guy could never win Rupaul's drag race.

Where in the hell did Ms. Price get that costume? I want it!

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He got a teenie peenie.

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Dgrin's picture

nothing screams 'spouse abuse' more than the evidence marks on one's ass and the 'crime weapon' still on the significant other's hands.

Dgrin's picture

is she suppose to be a slutty Catra from she-ra?

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I love crossdressers! I get off on guys wearing skirts & heels trying to be all naughty and sexy. I got as far as getting a couple of guys in skirts and one in heels. LOL!

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If my ass hid zits on it like that dude, I sure wouldn't advertise it! Blurgh.

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@ David Letterman
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You are cracking me up, it's not a bloody bag of dildos! It looks like an amputated hand.

And did you see those raised welts and a carbuncle on Roxanne's butt? Gross!

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Whoever does the lipstick for these hos needs glasses.

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Damn, Chyna's clit is bigger than that thing.

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@ Plecostomus
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Do you mean The Testicle Terrorist of Langley has a few nutsacks available?
Pleco, can you get me in touch with her?

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Submitted by starfishing on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 10:40am.
Why can he not put the lipstick on correctly?? It's like he did out of anger and shit..

Oh, he did. Those lips been busy.

yucko's picture

His red lipstick is a mess.

And I'm thinking it's possible he couldn't tuck his peen because it was too small to tape back? Looks teensy.

Also, this guy is no looker, even as a dude. So I'm wondering if maybe dressing tranny is a way to get attention for his looks that he failed to ever receive as a guy? He's not even trying that hard, anyway.

Meth-freeq's picture

He looks like the future pamela anderson

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

starfishing's picture

Why can he not put the lipstick on correctly?? It's like he did out of anger and shit..

Plecostomus's picture

Maybe Jordan is the Berenstein Ball Kicker of Langley, CA, and this tool's just one of her many victims.

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original putas's picture

Clearly he hooked up with her because she's who he aspires to be. LITERALLY!
He couldn't have tucked, could he? Because if he did his nuts and all that would be squishing out the back and I don't see anything back there. Poor guy. That is one seriously small wang. No wonder he would rather be a Woman.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 10:32am.
"...if you put lipstick on a boiled nutsack..."

I'm totally gonna try it! First need to find a nutsack, then boil it.
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I think there are several spare ones in Canada.

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little_rascal's picture

"...if you put lipstick on a boiled nutsack..."

I'm totally gonna try it! First need to find a nutsack, then boil it.

Chirio's picture

was this at a charity event?
If so..very very basura like.

Coma Caca!!

rovex's picture

His eye make-up is identical to Jordans, she must have done it for him.

freebird's picture

With that tiny bulge and Katie's probable giant chasm, it must truly be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.