Saturday, October 31st 2009

Christina Ricci Is Playing With Someone Her Own Size

Just a few months ago, Christina Ricci was engaged to a dude whose nipple was bigger than her. That relationship ended, because Christina was sick of climbing ladders to ride his peen and getting poked in the spine by his dick during sexy times wasn't comfortable.

So Christina is now bouncing around with a new piece who goes by the name of Curtis Buchanan. Curtis looks like he doesn't crush her finger bones into dust when holding her hand, so Christina no longer has crazy emergency room bills. IN THIS ECONOMY, some hos really can't afford to fuck with Jolly Green Giant dick. The recession is evil in all ways.

Posted by: Michael K


misfitwendy's picture

i just really like her she as always been one of my favs i hope this works out for her and she finds some happiness

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Her torso is longer than her legs. Ugh.

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WTF is the deal with the lame-o tats that dude has on his ankles? God. Leave the twee little ankle tattoos to the girls, man.

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I think her body is adorable, her face, however has never impressed me. She is odd looking, but not in a great way.

I read where Christina Ricci was a cheap ass bitch who stiffed a valet guy after being a major jag off to him. Now I think she is a bitch slut, like Paris Hilton and Naomi Campbell. Bitch.

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Their first time making love:

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CR: Oh, yeah, it is.

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Her giant pumpkin head is crazee and that forehead is like a texas landing strip

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I've always thought she was so pretty. Really unusual features.

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Highly Critical's picture

She has no tone to her body. His nipples are lopsided.

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putsomestankonit's picture

Did she use to date Moby? I always found he to be disgusting for some reason.

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cuntygolightly's picture

she looks like a fetus that chose a horrendous hair dye

Pearl_Necklace's picture

She would've made a MUCH better wife-bot for TommyGirl, size-wise. Too bad for him she's not Katie-level desperate -- yet.

A Dodo is Forever's picture

Check your facts, sweetie! I've been a solid 716 for weeks now. I WISH I could gain 6 pounds in a few hours!! They just don't send enough government cheese over.

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Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 1:45pm.

All the posts today have been total "Who Cares?" news. Too bad I'm a 716lb. trailer mom
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Aerialgreen's picture

...and somehow I'm turned on by the small fella here...

Hey! that's it! tonight I'll treat myself with a Frodo dressed trick! *runs for sexy supplies*

A Dodo is Forever's picture

All the posts today have been total "Who Cares?" news. Too bad I'm a 716lb. trailer mom with nothing better to do than sit here refreshing the screen, hoping something fucking interesting will pop up. SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME CORN POPS! MY SUGAR IS GETTING LOW!

angel_i's picture

This is kinda who cares news but I really do wonder if it was the height thing in the end.

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Centaurious's picture

His trunks are like, from homo prison.

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snowball's picture

Well now, he's a wee one, isn't he? What's she, 5'1"-ish. He must be a towering 5'5".

"Why do people assume that the size of a man accounts to the size of his anatomy?"

Because unless we're talking about that well-known giant peen Gary Coleman swings around, the generalization is true? In general.

Daniel Craig is only about 5'9" and he's certainly wielding a nub.

A Dodo is Forever's picture

I hope she's having fun banging her new stumpy rectangle.

kokoskitten's picture

ehhh new dude seems bangable to me...

GODNEY's picture

too pretty to go les

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GODNEY's picture

he's pretty fug.

the big guy could split me like a pea though

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shut the smurf up's picture

This new dude is the size of the old one's dick....

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Why do people assume that the size of a man accounts to the size of his anatomy?

suckandfuck's picture

I don't give a fuck what anyone says. I would've climbed that other motherfucker no problem.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 12:39pm.

Maybe she's bi.

madam s.'s picture

Really cute couple.

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"IN THIS ECONOMY, some hos really can't afford to fuck with Jolly Green Giant dick. The recession is evil in all ways."

Someone give MK a Pulitzer, a Newberry award, and a lifetime supply of Mother's Animal Cookies stat.
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TheBreakdown's picture

I used to love Chrıstına Rıccı.

What happened to her career?

Oh waıt....

Cursed
Black Snake Moan
Speed Racer

Never mınd.

Nıce to see her fuckın' fellow Smurfs agaın tho.

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mike's picture

I used to always hear Christina was a lesbian. Obviously not.

freebird's picture

Thank god. I was worried about her vadge with that giant.