A-Roidy Really Loves Himself
If the first thing you saw in the morning were two paintings of A-Roidy as a Centaur, you'd probably crawl back under your sheets and pray that the end is swift and painless. When A-Roidy wakes up and sees himself as a Centaur, he creams his sheets (smells like pimple jizz, Jeter saliva and protein dust). That's what one of his exes claims anyway. She told UsWeekly that A-Roidy has two special works of FART of himself hanging over his bed in his boudoir.
She said, "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure? It was ridiculous."
This is ridiculous and hilarious at the same time. Dude is like a skeezy pimp character that Krissy Snow dated on Three's Company.
A-Roidy probably didn't stop with the paintings either. I'm sure he has satin bed sheets of him as an angel carrying a baby A-rod. And a fur throw made from his pubic hairs. You also know he has those touch lamps from the 80s that feature his face in stained glass. And don't get me started on his bathroom. Doesn't an A-Roidy toilet seem so fitting?
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I hope this is true. I love the Yanks, but I hate pay-rod.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:54pm.
Uhhhhhh, six. But I never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:50pm.
ubmitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:46pm.
Nuh huh. Just too many gin and tonics.
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Sunday should be interesting!
Hope Sabathia gets a pillow and a Teddy Bear...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
ubmitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:46pm.
Nuh huh. Just too many gin and tonics.
somebody had too many liquer filled chocolates
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:39pm.
It'll be the Cubs next year. Just watch! *delusional*
YANKEES WIN!!!!! THUUUUUUH YANKEES WIN!!!!
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I got a double hello!!! (pfffft to everybody else!)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:11pm.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:11pm.
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Hello Clarisse( Hanibal Lecter voice)
Triscuit Triscuit Triscuit!!
How are you peanut!?!!?!?
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Bottom 8th, Mariano pitching, 8-4...... we got the Yanks just where we want em.....
fucking Phillies.Booooo.
Big cocks with cool hats saluting.YAY
(I am in rare form tonight folks!)
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:57pm.
There is an erect penis in my face...does that count as a salute?
'scuse me... i didn't put a hat on it!... *stands at attention*
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Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:57pm.
There is an erect penis in my face...does that count as a salute?
hahaha. Yes, not very patriotic, but I guess it does. Now 8-4 top 8th inning. It's just not my night.
There is an erect penis in my face...does that count as a salute?
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:40pm.
Cool!! OK, it's the 7th inning stretch and you're not singing or saluting.
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:37pm.
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Damn.
I'm doing well,yourself?
keep me posted on the game,please?
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:34pm.
Anyone know the score on the Phillies game?
6-4 NY top 7th. How are you, T??
Anyone know the score on the Phillies game?
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:57pm.
All I know is that roided-up asshole is now beating the Phillies...... He's still stuck with Kate Hudson. *cackling*
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by KobeLover on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:22pm.
Happy Halloween, DListers!
Can someone explain to me what's so attractive about this guy in the first place? I just don't get it.
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Submitted by KobeLover on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:22pm.
Happy Halloween, DListers!
Can someone explain to me what's so attractive about this guy in the first place? I just don't get it.
Happy Halloween.
His salary.
@manimal5:No kids ringing your door?
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It's really weird...I live in a huge apt. complex, there are so many brats darting around that I sometimes have a hard time driving my car out the gate!
I just don't get it. I love Halloween, so this is a big letdown.
I'd ask where you live, but that's probably classified.
I live in Austin, which is so laid-back and pretty safe, so it's a mystery to me...
Btw, I'm green with envy at your evening!
Go A-Rod! Mr. NOT October!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:16pm.
No kids ringing your door? I had many at the house today...between 50-60 at least. They only stopped at about 8 PM.
I usually have candy left over the lil bastids got it all this time!!
Happy Halloween, DListers!
Can someone explain to me what's so attractive about this guy in the first place? I just don't get it.
@tristram:ONT: It's Centaurious! Always ONT here
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Ha! Ain't that the truth! :)
Shit, I am not kidding. I got a ton of candy, carved a jack-o-lantern with candle, I am dressed as a witch, AND NOT ONE TRICK-OR-TREATER!!!
Do kids not do this anymore.
I am so disappointed...I'm being totally serious.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 5:36pm.
I think it would be fun to get high as a kite and listen to this Neanderthal's explanation of what inspired such a self portrait...Sure, pretty much all brain function would be a casualty of such an escapade but fun and brain cells have always been at odds with one another....
WHAT A MAJOR DOUCHE TOOL!
Tiger did you see in the pic...on the left side...FUNNEL CAKE!!!
Shoves one down throat and eats like a manimal!
I wouldn't care if A-rod has pics of himself with a dildo up his ass as long as gets hits in the World Series Game.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 6:45pm.
It's twooo. How's the trick or treating? I haven't had one little br--adorable neighborhood kid yet. And baseball and USC football are on now, so they better behave.
ONT: It's Centaurious! Always ONT here.
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It was a sad truth about the world that only a sense of mutual vulnerability promised any shelter at all. (M. Crummey)
This cannot possibly be true.
A-Rod's the biggest tool with the littlest tool to ever walk the earth, but this is just too much...
I call bullshit!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I think it would be fun to get high as a kite and listen to this Neanderthal's explanation of what inspired such a self portrait...Sure, pretty much all brain function would be a casualty of such an escapade but fun and brain cells have always been at odds with one another....
WHAT A MAJOR DOUCHE TOOL!
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Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 1:14pm.
That explains why he keeps swatting flies in the Series. Go Phils!
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Ha! Exactly. :)
@tristram:
Oh Philadelphia freedom shine on me, I love you
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind
Shine a light shine a light
Shine a light won't you shine a light
Philadelphia freedom I love you, yes I do
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 4:29pm.
Sounds funny, but No, never saw it. (I've rarely seen anything on TV or film.)
I hope this isn't too bold, but how is your butt today? :)
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It was a sad truth about the world that only a sense of mutual vulnerability promised any shelter at all. (M. Crummey)
@tristram:If you go into a guy's bedroom, see images of the guy (in any form) over the bed, then have sex with him anyway, you can't complain about his ego after he dumps you.
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Did you ever see White Chicks, that black guy's picture over the fireplace mantle was hilarious!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
That wasn't a centaur; it was a portrait of A-Rod and Madonna hugging.
If you go into a guy's bedroom, see images of the guy (in any form) over the bed, then have sex with him anyway, you can't complain about his ego after he dumps you.
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It was a sad truth about the world that only a sense of mutual vulnerability promised any shelter at all. (M. Crummey)
Aroid looks like RuPaul's fat, unpopular sister.
Not a surprise, I dated this guy who also had a huge ego and was an athlete. He did not have mystical paintings above his bed, butthis is for the ladies -- if you stop by his office and or his house and all the pictures you see are of him or him playing his sport (except for one of his mother) run and never ever ever look back. EVER!
With that said, Aroid is a cheating asshole, who makes too much money for what he does (well all professional athletes do but his amount is unconcionable(sp?), he is also not that bright. I do not get the facination.
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And a fur throw made from his pubic hairs.
jesus! LOLOL
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Hey, Texas Ren Fest! That centaur guy is there every year.
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:50am.
I've had my fun, but I'm not going to waste my time anymore with all these empty-shelled celebrities. I feel dumbed down enough already. Ciao.
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