Monday, November 2nd 2009

Birthday Sluts

K.D. Lang (48)
Randy Harrison (32)
Nelly (35)
Marisol Nichols (36)
Gervase Peterson (40)
Ultra Naté (41)
David Schwimmer (43)
Sean Kanan (43)
Shahrukh Khan (44)
Lauren Velez (45)
Peter Mullan (50)
Maxine Nightingale (57)
Stefanie Powers (67)
Queen Sofía of Spain (71)

Posted by: Michael K


Nice voice shame about the feet. KD looks like Jakey G's ugly butch sister here.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KD!

♥ Threadkilla!
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z-listed's picture

All of the nasty comments about her feet mean nothing. Scroll down so you can't see them and put "Pullin' Back the Reins" or any song you want, on your RealPlayer. You will soon be lost in the best voice around and forget about the feet!

Happy Birthday katharine dawn, I love you!!!

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happy bday shah rukh!

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I remember when K.D was slim and sexy and now, oh man she's so chubby and homely ha ha ha it suites her! happy birthday all you scorpio sluts!

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Hmmmm.... feet. That's the first thing I wonder about whenever I meet someone.

I don't care if she carries a carpenter tool belt... that is hot.

TTFN

BabyJane's picture

Ghost of my mommy <-- "Get your feet off the table, where were you bought up, in a barn!"

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

shandi's picture

Ewww. I don't like feet. Can we block those out of the picture. Ick. Nast.

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_fail_'s picture

KD has one of the purest voices known to mankind. I love her talent, all the way from the Reclines to now...

Supertramp's picture

I love the song Constant Craving by K.D. Lang

vidz's picture

snowpiece, bollywood is mindless fun. i don't watch it much, but I have fun whenever I do.
And can I just say, EUGH! about the Ex. Glad you got an upgrade!

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snowpiece's picture

vidz he's from Pakistan.
some of those actors are hot, tho
I remember when my ex husband couldn't sleep i find him in the living room watching porn. Ugh
with this one it's Bollywood, I don't mind it as much ahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

easyaspie2's picture

I hate Kevin K.D. Lang. He always sings off key and irritates the fuck out of my ears. Learn to sing cowpoke!

vidz's picture

YEAH SNOWPIECE: bollywood is FILLED with big-nosed hunks. Saif Ali Khan, Ajay Devgan. The noses grow on you. Is your BF indian?

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TheJackson4's picture

Huh. k.d. Lang is a chick?

IWannaBeMonicaBellucci's picture

Happy b-day to Lauren Velez, Ultra Nate, David Schwimmer and Marie Antoinette!

It's my b-day, too, sluts! I'm the big 3-0. Oh lord, please tell me it's not all downhill from here.... lol

snowpiece's picture

vidz oh shit, I had to look him up when you said that, now I know he's the one I call The Big Nose Guy, my BF loves him!

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

parissucksliterally's picture

eeeuuuuww feet.

HB to Schwimmer. I love that guy, though most people think he's a gross dork.

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

I'm with you on that CeeCee. Feet gross me out too. KD has those icky man hands going on too.

Chaz Bono needn't look further. From either foot, take toe #2 and use that for a weiner.

CeeCee's picture

What is it with lesbians and bare feet?! I don't want to see that! It's morning. Same thing as those damn brides that get married in bare feet or fucking singers (Joss Stone, I'm talking to you) that think it's cute to stand on stage barefoot. Ugh, I hate feet.

vidz's picture

Happy birfday KING KHAN! You've been rocking my (bollywood cinematic) world since my horny hormones kicked in, you sexy thang!

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DR.FUNK's picture

HB ULTRA NATE':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE9HvuE4yh8

Love her voice.The fact that American dance floors & bar scenes have been dominated by bubble gum pop & hip-hop for the last 13 FUCKING YEARS means you have to hunt for dj's who know the real deal.

urmomma's picture

Happy Birthday, k.d.! and the rest of the sluts!

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

kred's picture

EWWW! KD has hammer toes..BLECH

jazzfish_77's picture

The fucking SPAM on this site is becoming outrageous. Detect and delete!

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:36am.

Knowing you you are somewhere in Asia ;) i haven't been in OP either...too much fighting and work has been crazy.

well i'm off to work. have a good night. ;)

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:34am.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:32am.

;) well we've missed ya.

where are you on business? I guess somewhere you are NOT drunk at 8:44am...although I am not judging if you are
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Ha ha, MJT, it is quarter to 10pm now, so have fun with a map! I've missed you although it is fun to have a break. Popped in a few days ago on OP but another fight so quickly left.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:32am.

;) well we've missed ya.

where are you on business? I guess somewhere you are NOT drunk at 8:44am...although I am not judging if you are

Jack - I'm gonna stab you for getting that song in my head!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:29am.

Happy Birthday KD!

JAZZY! Where have you been?!?
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I thought about you naked and I had to be locked away for some weeks!!

Actually, still on a business trip and drunk now too!!

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Happy Birthday KD!

JAZZY! Where have you been?!?

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Those are some nasty ass feet. HB to Nelly!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:24am.

jazzy! whoot whoot!
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Just went to the MLB site to re-watch that. Brilliant!

Tristram's picture

i guess you must say "happy birthday" to kd lang.

Disraeli_Ears's picture

Those are some ugly feet, kd...but you have a nice voice. HB.

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snowpiece's picture

jazzy! whoot whoot!

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:08am.

NELLY! HAPPY BIRFDAY TO MAH BOO!xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
welcome back jazzy! ♥ OP won't be for hours tho!

====Fucking hell! I will be passed out before then.

Well then, Snowy can you join me in chanting "Damon!, Damon!, Damon!"...?

snowpiece's picture

NELLY! HAPPY BIRFDAY TO MAH BOO!xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
welcome back jazzy! ♥ OP won't be for hours tho!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

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literarylioness's picture

Maxine Nightinggale! I loved "Lead Me On." It was written by Ray Parker, Jr. Too cool.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:03am.

Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 7:54am.
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Found this little gem. I think it will be my new theme song. :=)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01KrL1ilnB4
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LMAOOOOO....She might want to change that to Big Toed Girl.
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angel_i's picture

KD - pay no mind. Your feet are perfect.

Happy Birthday, ho!

♥ Threadkilla!
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jazzfish_77's picture

Where the hell is Open Post?? I need to spew.

Jenna K's picture

I gagged on my breakfast. Her feet are DISGUSTING. Blech. No one wants to see that!

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HB, Randy Harrison! Forever Justin! xxxxx

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loozer's picture

Sunshine is 32? Happy B-Day to KD & Maxine!!
(humming... gonna get right back to where we started from....)

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