Ryan Seacrest Has A Stalker
A man named Chidi Uzomah was arrested at the E! building in Los Angeles this morning after he showed up asking for Ryan Seacrest. Security recognized Chidi as a known Seacrest-stalker and immediately called the police. It was game over for Chidi after that.
Last month, Chidi was sentenced to three months probation and was ordered to stay away from Gaycrest after he pleaded guilty to attacking one of Ryan's bodyguards outside of a charity event in Orange County, CA. When Chidi was searched today, the cops found a knife on him and a personal check from Joel McHale. I made up that last up.
Maybe Chidi thinks Ryan will lead him to a big pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Somebody should tell Chidi he has the wrong bitch. And Chidi's family was unavailable for comment because they were too busy bawling on the floor out of embarrassment.
Source: E! Online
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Híjole! I didn't think Ryan was popular enough to warrant a stalker this scary looking.
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Seacrap? This dude could have picked someone better to stalk.
We all need to be supportıng Chıdı wıth hıs shank aspıratıons.
And he's mad cuz Seacrest ass-clınched too hard and detached hıs penıs.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:10pm.
You know, yeah, that guy looks like someone who would make Satan cry for a hug from Jesus, but I bet he'd ream that GayCrest ass like nothin' he'd ever had before...Look at him..
I don't want to look at him, he looks like he just escaped prison and Seacrest was the first pussy he saw.
It figures...Gaycrests stalker is a guy and not some psycho girl that just wants to tie him up and make him beg for forgiveness. Note to self: Stop watching the Lifetime channel.
does he just want to SING???
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Chidi Uzomah for Hot Slut of the Week. KEEEL my LANDLAWD!
... And now I'm off to bed with the lights on.
Stalker? Seacrest? Knife? Does he accept online credit card?
Hahahaha! That stalker reminds me of "C-I-L-L kill ma landlord..."
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 3:29pm.
This dude has got to be unhinged. Stalking Gaycrest is like stalking Speidi or one of the Gosselins. Completely uncalled for.
Egggzactly what I was thinking!
Who would want to stalk Gaycrest? Megan Fox YES!!
Seacrest NO!!
I can't even figure out how this guy even HEARD of Gaycrest. It seems so unlikely.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the SAME TEAM!?
You know, yeah, that guy looks like someone who would make Satan cry for a hug from Jesus, but I bet he'd ream that GayCrest ass like nothin' he'd ever had before...Look at him...That's a dude who won't stop his sessay no matter how much you beg for mercy...Ryan needs a piece o' dat....You know he does...
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Funky looking d00d
wonder what his malfunction is...
Anyone else get the dealer trying to collect a debt vibe off this?
This is one stalker they need to put back on the streets and let nature run its course. Fuck protecting this closeted, wonky faced freak as if he was a national treasure or something.
He has a stalker? I didn't even know the little midget had fans!
Wait, THAT dude is a stalker? But he looks so well adjusted.
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Well, I think he's only doing what we all dream of doing to some star or another. Scaring them shitless and, maybe, hurting them too:)
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Wow. Are you guys all on the SAME TEAM!?
Why?
I recently heard from a very reliable source that per E!, Joel must soft-pedal the Seacrest-is-gay humor.
I'm voting for this bro' for President.
Oh, Paula, Paula, Paula! Has it come to this? Next you'll be sending Khloe Kardashian aka Sasquatch after Simon.
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I bet Joe McHale put his stalker up to it!
lol
that chidi dude looks scary...but stalking seacreast? for real?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 3:12pm.
ok wow. this is all kinds of fucked up. Is he pissed at him for something or does he just wanna cuddle.
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jeeeeeeeeeesus that's one creepy ass looking guy. I'm talking about gaycrest.
it's okay, he just bites on his shirt a little when he gets nervous....
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Man that guy is fugly! Poor Ryan. Couldn't at least a good looking hunk stalk him?
This dude has got to be unhinged. Stalking Gaycrest is like stalking Speidi or one of the Gosselins. Completely uncalled for. That or dude wants to kill him for all the horrible POS shows he's been producing, like Wonky's or the Kardassians.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 3:23pm.
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It's a drool stain. *grosses self out*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 3:12pm.
ok wow. this is all kinds of fucked up. Is he pissed at him for something or does he just wanna cuddle.
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Dude, you made me chuckle out loud! This guy is one creepy looking stalker.
"Chidi's family was unavailable for comment because they were too busy bawling on the floor out of embarrassment" <---HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 3:19pm.
I had Chidi Uzomah once, when I was in college. It burns like hell when you pee.
hahaha. You had it or him?
Oh I don't remember the details; I was young and drunk. (it was six months ago) Anyone else notice the stain on the neck of Crazyeyes McHandsome's sweatshirt? Mmmmm... *swoons*
I don't blame gaycrest for reacting is such a way. I'm sure he's not used to having a fan so he just doesn't know what to do with him.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 3:19pm.
I had Chidi Uzomah once, when I was in college. It burns like hell when you pee.
hahaha. You had it or him?
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Oh for godsakes who the hell would stalk Gaycrest??!!! Kathy Griffin's gonna have a field day with this shit, I can't wait!!
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Fucker almost made me fall off my chair!
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I had Chidi Uzomah once, when I was in college. It burns like hell when you pee. I went to the infirmary, got a shot, it cleared right up.
So that's what Chappelle has been up to
ok wow. this is all kinds of fucked up. Is he pissed at him for something or does he just wanna cuddle.
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Submitted by CAINandABEL on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 2:58pm.
just the fact that he's stalking Gaycrest (of all people) shows how perturbed this dude must be...that scary face doesn't help either. He has dead eyes like Tommy Girl.
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and the next you know he is going to come after one of the dlisted bitches
aww how cute, Gaycrest has a fan.
as my BF would say: that's a WHOLE LOTTA LIPZ!
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 3:02pm.
Im thinking Seacrest bought a knock-off purse from him for 5$
Which, to Chidi, makes it a relationship.
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 2:59pm.
Wild guess: LAX shuttle driver?
Im thinking Seacrest bought a knock-off purse from him for 5$
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i can't even read the rest of this...those eye's hd me at, "hello"!
Ryan Seacrest? But. Why????
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Wild guess: LAX shuttle driver?
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just the fact that he's stalking Gaycrest (of all people) shows how perturbed this dude must be...that scary face doesn't help either. He has dead eyes like Tommy Girl.
I'm sure Gaycrest has the $$$ but there are a ton more celebrities that I would stalk before I stalked this dude!
Adrien Brody, where you at? I'm comin' for you.