Afternoon Crumbs
The most disturbing thing about these pictures is seeing Twit & Twat with babies in their hands....even fake ones - Just Jared
Just like Heidi Klum, I like to only wear a pair of suspenders when I'm out catching flies with my mouth - Egotastic!
Now is Chicken Cutlets chance to go from lead seat filler to HOST! It's the next natural step. - Lainey Gossip
The most prolific literary talent in history has another book out - Hollywood Tuna
David Banda is trying to show up Maddox - Popsugar
Geri Haliwell is not about to let the paps get a shot of her ginger spice (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry's four globes - Popoholic
Robbie Williams pulls out - Holy Moly!
Nicole Kidman is afraid to sing, because she knows if she opens her mouth too wide she may get a half-wrinkle - I'm Not Obsessed
Brandon Beemer is raising awareness...and other things - Towleroad
I guess I won't be sleeping tonight - Cityrag
Oksana Grigorieva is just a rude gold digging bitch. Definitely, my kind. - Celebitchy
Macy Gray is drunk on crazy - ICYDK
Why? - Hollywood Rag
Sandra Bullock finally admits that she's a zit on everyone's nipple - Socialite Life
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PSB you are mistaken. Janine abused Jesse. They did a documentary together where she admitted to hitting him with I believe a frying pan. They were having marital problems before she got pregnant and before Sandra came along. You could see it in his face, that he was heartbroken over the way things were going. I don't remember Jesse ever saying he hit her. Maybe in self defense. But she isn't innocent at all. She was a real bitch to him and I think she got pregnant on purpose either to ensure she would always have money or to try to save their marriage.
As far as Sandra saying his kids are her family what would you rather her say? That she hates his kids and they are demon spawn? What is wrong with her welcoming his children with open arms? Isn't that better for the kids to have a Step-mom who loves and accepts them? Sounds to me that Janine is a woman scored and is trying to make Jesse out to be an uncaring asshole. That way in the eyes of the court she looks like the fit parent.
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You mean some obscure woman a third of Mel's age was only using him for fame and money and not TruLuv??!?! Holy shit!
I love me some Jesse James, but you can tell he's a control freak from Monster Garage. If it was okay to fuck and knock up a porn star before now, he shouldn't be bitching about his baby momma because his aging Hollywood wife is involved.
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Irritating dumbfucks being imitated by dumber fucks who are even more irritating. Sad upon sad.
Janine Lindemulder’s biggest mistake, ex-husband Jesse James, was in court asking a judge to rule if Janine is fit to share custody of their 5-year-old daughter. He wanted Janine to prove that she could provide a safe environment for her daughter. He also asked that she not allow pornographers, drug addicts, guns and firearms, felons, and other unsafe environments be around her daughter.
It was fine when Jesse married a porn star and got a porn star pregnant. But now suddenly after his new wife Sandra Bullock can’t have her own children, Janine is no longer fit to raise her own child and should be separated from her daughter and her daughter be separated from her older brother.
Considering the jobs and lifestyles Jesse and Sandra Bullock have, who are they to ask any judge to not allow children near pornographers, drug addicts, guns, felons, and an unsafe environment? Jesse’s world is all about everything he is hinting to a judge that Janine’s world is like. And Sandra’s world is Hollywood where there are no rules and far worse than anything Janine has ever encountered in her own life.
When someone also beats his wife throughout their marriage, tells her to abort the child he now suddenly wants custody of, and beats his wife while she is pregnant with that child, that person no longer has a voice in the raising of that child and is merely just the sperm donor.
After Jesse left a pregnant Janine for Sandra, he suddenly denied the child was his. After DNA tests proved he is the sperm donor, he and his new wife wanted nothing to do with Janine’s daughter and were completely out of the picture for the first three years of Sunny’s life. But after Jesse cut off his balls and handed them to Sandra, he came back into Sunny’s life and now wants to separate her from her mother and brother.
The judge in this case has said a review will be conducted after Janine is finally released from custody.
In a court income declaration, Janine listed Earl Miller Photography as her current employer and stated that she makes $12 an hour as a set designer there. While Jesse described himself as an “extraordinarily high earner” on his income statement but did not provide details. The details might read as “I married a wealthy Hollywood actress who can’t have her own children”.
Going to prison for not paying your taxes doesn’t make someone a bad parent. But everything he has put Janine and her daughter through for all these years does make Jesse a bad parent. Nothing has ever been said either against Janine as a parent when it comes to her 18-year-old son. Custody is only an issue now because Sandra Bullock can’t have children and needs a new toy to parade in front of the paparazzi.
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Janine Lindemulder called into the Howard Stern Show before starting her prison sentence for tax evasion. She says one of her exes turned her in but she wouldn’t say who. She says her ex-husband Jesse James and his new wife, actress Sandra Bullock, wanted nothing to do with her five-year-old daughter for the first three years of her life. Then one day they wanted contact with her daughter and Janine was happy and started making baby books for Jesse. But one day he just snapped and tried to get full custody of her daughter. They settled on joint custody.
The long standing rumor is that both Jesse and Sandra turned in Janine to the IRS. Though Jesse is no stranger to not paying people with his lawyers and former business partners all suing him for conning them and not paying his bills. I had always heard Jesse was violent towards Janine throughout their marriage and while Janine was pregnant with their daughter. He left Janine for Sandra while she was eight months pregnant though Janine says she doesn’t blame Sandra for the breakup. After Jesse left Janine for Sandra, he was claiming their daughter wasn’t his all of a sudden. DNA tests proved differently. Jesse then went on with his new life in Hollywood and wasn’t in contact with Janine or their daughter for the next three years.
My theory is that Sandra, who isn’t getting any younger by Hollywood standards, wanted Jesse to gain full custody of Janine’s daughter. This served two purposes: 1), Publicity for Sandra because she can get the publicity she wants by parading Janine’s daughter on public outings in front of the obvious paparazzi ahead. I’ve seen pictures of where Sandra is looking directly at the cameras and smiling while Janine’s daughter is in full view of them. Did Janine authorize these publicity stunts? And 2), Sandra can’t have children and trying to gain custody of a young child is her way of finally becoming a mother.
Sandra has many times stated in interviews that her husband’s children with his ex-wives and ex-girlfriends are also her children and a part of her family. I’m a part of a stepfamily but my stepfather had custody of me and raised me along with my mother. Sandra has nothing to do with Janine’s daughter except when Jesse has his visitation. Unless you are raising the children and their mothers are not in their lives for whatever reason, then you are not their mother and merely a babysitter. If Sandra had children. I highly doubt she would appreciate her husband’s exes saying her children are also their children now.
If Sandra can’t have children, she can open her home to foster children when there are so many children that need homes. She certainly has the money to do this and can take care of so many needy children. She obviously doesn’t want a happy stable family environment for Janine’s daughter because Janine said in her interview that Jesse and Sandra will not talk to her and she and Sandra have never really sat down to discuss her daughter staying with her while she’s in prison. How was this all arranged and handled? Through lawyers?
Jesse was using Janine’s porn history against her when he was first trying to get custody. But he didn’t have any problems marrying a porn star and getting a porn star pregnant. But when he met a woman more famous and more wealthy than Janine, Jesse and Sandra came to the conclusion that a porn star for a mother was suddenly a problem. Sandra thinks she’s a better mother figure for Janine’s daughter. But Janine has a 17-year-old son and there has never been any issues against Janine as a mother. Unlike Jesse who beat Janine while pregnant, later claimed their daughter wasn’t his, and then later having nothing to do with the child for the first three years of her life. While Sandra was having an affair with a married man who had a pregnant wife at home and has been trying to take a little girl away from her mother and older brother. Despite all of Janine’s flaws, I rather see her raising children than Jesse and Sandra.
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Trying to set aside Mel's politics, but not his religion--I kinda like his odd, mystical Catholicism--his wife is a putz if she takes him back. And he's lame if he asks to come back. He must be allowed and encouraged to see his kids, but he shouldn't come crawling back to his wife. He made his choice and now he has to live with the consequences. If he finally realizes what everyone else already knew about his new baby momma, then take care of her and the kid but break off the romance with the mommy.
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Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 2:57pm
Kate Gosselin, not Kate Moss. Heidi wishes.
the world needs at least ONE shot of geri's GINGER MINGE.
get one now, paps!
The trick is on them; we don't like them any more than we do Yawn and Hate.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Only asshole attention whoring douchebags would dress up for Halloween as... asshole attention whoring douchebags. Can't we just be done with these 2 pieces of trash?
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I forgot about herpes simplex I and II. Must be hard for two fame whores not to be photographed for awhile. But of course two fame whores would dress up as two other fame whores who are currently capturing the paparazzis attention.
Spencer looks more like Joey McIntyre from NKOTB than he does Jon Gosselin.
Yeah, I know about NKOTB. I have sisters and they were also on my show a few times.
"Hang tough....."
Mercy and David look happy and healthy, looking forward to MIB III, Heidi Klum looks great and Mel Gibson now knows he's a fool, I hope his ex finds happiness.
Spencer is a douchebag, but after seeing how nice Heidi is to that little kid on the Hills, I kinda like her.
They should of just went as themselves!
They are living halloween costumes.
Ahhhaaahaaaa.
i keep tell yall about talkin shit bout my macy grey! lolol
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Submitted by drcocks on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 2:55pm.
Damn, did anyone look at the photos of Heidi Klum? She is smoking hot. Those are fantastic photos. I might consider going lesbo for her.
For. Real. Even without makeup she is insanely hot.
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That loooooooong tongue!!! Interesting.
he looks like a gargoyle.
Just when I thought we perhaps had seen the end of Speidi (since they haven't been around in a bit) and I was about to celebrate...YOU GO & DO THIS, MK! WHY!
i actually thought that was Jenny McCarthy with some dude other than Jim Carey.
the Jon Grosselin costume is horrible. I thought he was going as Patrick Dempsey in "Can't Buy Me Love." I'm convinced that is actually his costume!
Submitted by drcocks on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 2:55pm.
Damn, did anyone look at the photos of Heidi Klum? She is smoking hot. Those are fantastic photos. I might consider going lesbo for her.
For. Real. Even without makeup she is insanely hot.
wtf spencer?
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 2:54pm.
kate moss? heidi looks nothing like her. she looks more like a less extraordinary version of Malgosia Bela.
Damn, did anyone look at the photos of Heidi Klum? She is smoking hot. Those are fantastic photos. I might consider going lesbo for her.
Heidi is a dead ringer for Kate.
As much as I hate to praise Madonna I love that unlike Joile's kids, hers aren't shown playing with knives and guns. She may be an ubercunt but at least she seems to be responsible in that sense. I mean they come from war zones let's go ahead and teach them guns are okay?
i love Willy Smith and Tommy. bring on the third MIB.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
I hate these two douchebags but this pic gave me a giggle. Now I hate them even more for making me forget how much I can't stand them for a few seconds.
I hate to say it, but I think Twit and Twat might make better parents than the real Jon and Kate Fake 8. Now, who is that Sandra Buttock person and why should we care?
America's Most Irrelevant Couple dress as America's Most Irrelevant Couple
The jon gosselin costume sucks. Why is there shoulder-pads? And the hair is all wrong, looks more like Blagoyovich. Should be more 'plug' like.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 2:24pm.
If you wanted to go as worthless famewhores, you could have gone as yourselves. ::cough:: glass houses baby ::cough::
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EXACTLY! I hate Jon & Kate but would LOVE to see them dress up as these two douches...oh the irony!!! lol...
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I know Jack, it's kinda scary!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Okay, I can't stand these two fuckin' twats, but even I laughed at that pic!
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I am lmao at these two idots dressed as the gosselins. She looks JUST like her!!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
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Don't let that whore get your Braveheart money mel!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Ok Twit & Twat do suck but that's a hella funny costume!!
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Submitted by Kandykane on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 2:25pm.
Ha fucking Ha on Mel Gibson
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WORD! that was AWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEESOME! I hope his wife doesn't take him back
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I heard from a co-worker that Kate wigs sold out this Halloween season.
I don't know who Brandon is, but he is FOINE!
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Ha fucking Ha on Mel Gibson. The drunken jew hater is gettin his. Dumb old man for thinking some semi-hot Russian piece wants him for HIM!!!! Assholes X2.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
If you wanted to go as worthless famewhores, you could have gone as yourselves. ::cough:: glass houses baby ::cough::
Oh, not these two barnyard pigs again.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Heidi does look like Possum, Spencer looks douchier than ever.
the pics of Vadge's kids in Malawi are cute!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown