Friday, October 30th 2009
Glamberace Fierce
The cover for Glamberace's single "For your EnterTAINTment" isn't going to transport you to a planet where glittery unicorns ejaculate rainbows (aka Planet Cornify) like his album portrait, but it might make your fuck hole inhale until it goes blue. That's a compliment. I think. And is it just me or does Glamberace's finger joo-ree look like mini dick-cuffs for a chain gang bang? Tommy Girl will order a dozen!
Listen to Glamberace's song below and tell me if it's about getting gay raped in an S&M disco club. Or not.
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I actually liked Adam on AI and was looking forward to his album, but this is awful :( Those of you who compared it to Britney were spot on.
I Luv the song. Although I still have problems with him not loosing some lbs and doing the glam bit!
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Who knows what it's about? That fucking didgerre-doo in the background makes it impossible to hear the lyrics!
I had so much hope for Adam--that he'll put in something new in this pop mess. I was wrong.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97HXJS7ayc
I'm getting horny...hot ass sausage S&M action. I can think of a couple things I'd like shim to do with those shackled bratwurst fingers....
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I ain't listening to any of that shit voluntarily.
That's awful on every level. This guy seems to have some singing chops but he's getting bad career and artistic advice.
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Bring on the Night
YAY! It's the twink replacement for Britney that I've been PRAYING for! See how I do that? I'm so amazing:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the SAME TEAM!?
The beginning of the song sounds somewhat like Britney Spears If You Seek Amy I think. Or some Britney song.
a little brittney, a little riri, a little caca, and a whole lotta nothin'
They'll make him lose the jewelry when he gets a job washing cars next year.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Fuck this glittery douche barf. Justin
Furstenfeld is the only manliner man who creams my jeans (yeah TMI, oh well, TGIF hotsluts!):
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UGH, I can't stand the motherfucker!
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I really expected him to play down the gay, glam and dance and go for the 80s brooding rocker who spits. Glad he has done the exact reverse with a vengeance!
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:54pm.
Sluttsville, I can only assume that sparkle (IRL a heavyset divorced grandmother) regularly trawls every blog in existence so it can defend Glamberace against any imagined insults.
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hahahaha dementa, insinuating that MK may be in the closet, is like saying that Amy Winehouse may have experimented with drugs.
Sluttsville, I can only assume that sparkle (IRL a heavyset divorced grandmother) regularly trawls every blog in existence so it can defend Glamberace against any imagined insults.
I once dated someone who had cocktail frank fingers and he too wailed like Sam Harris. What a weird coincidence.
Not bad, but nothing special. I can totally hear Britney singing this. LOL
Whatever, I still like him.
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“You're very eloquent when I'm drunk." -Brian Kinney
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Submitted by sparkle on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:32pm.
"Listen to Glamberace's song below and tell me if it's about getting gay raped in an S&M disco club."
Michael K. are you wishing that would happen to you? Are you in the closet maybe?
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sparkle....MK came out of the closet before he began preschool.
"Listen to Glamberace's song below and tell me if it's about getting gay raped in an S&M disco club."
Michael K. are you wishing that would happen to you? Are you in the closet maybe? Weird that you would think about it when listening to it it never crossed my mind. Your mental imagery matches who you are... disgustingly vile.
Cannot stand this poser. What a fame whore.
typical American Idol radio pop with a new outfit
nothing new to see here folks, move along
It's sad when they have to fucking Photoshop-shave the fat from your fucking fingers. MOO! Somebody please show this fat joke how to throw up after meals. Christ.
Why does he keep showing his ugly stumpy old ladyfingers?
Dude is a total douche, I can't believe he's being compared to the late & great Freddy Mercury.
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"Hey I went to college once, but all they found were rats in my head!"- 'This is hardcore' by Pulp
Backbeats courtesy of a $42 Casio keyboard. Cod this kind of "music" is such a dime a dozen. Worthless tripe.
i refuse to turn my sound on...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I couldn't get past the 1:10 mark, my fake teeth started to hurt.
Am I being too judgmental and not giving him a chance?
Hmmm...
To make certain I went ahead and jumped over to the Center of Internet Putridity (perezhilton.com) and sure enough Perez likes it.
So yeah, sorry Glambert. FAIL! :o
All those beats can't hide the fact that he sucks at singing.
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Douchechill!
OMG! wwHORIBBLE! sorry...
I was able to listen to exactly 3 seconds of that. I don't mind dance music, but the beat on this song makes me feel like blood is going to come pouring out of my ears! Anxiety-inducing!!
he IS stumpy everywhere no matter what accessories he wears. Even with all his problems and his career in the tank, Boy George did it better and is still a far better singer than this kid will ever be. That first single is a big let down after all the hype. Not diggin' that song AT ALL.
cannot wait for this screechy diva's 15 minutes to be Fucking done. He's not appreciative-he called his fans fat and sweaty, and he's from all accounts, a fucking primadonna. Oh, and he wore a jacket with fucking swastika's on it during the lenght of the AI tour. When called out on it, his twitter comment was, gotta love the Germans. Fucking asshole!
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
Crappy song, but I like the new cover. But yeah, it does make his fingers look a bit stumpy
Bad artwork
and bad single
song is terrible and he sounds horrible.
Never heard him sing until now, so I can't understand what the fuzz is about with this fat drag queen with caterpillar eyebrows.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Makes his fingers look stumpy.
I honestly believed that was Katie Holmes at first site, although that bot could never be that hot and sexy. Glambert is though.
With him, finger banging = shaving parmesan.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I wont even bother to listen to it...I can't get past his over-makeup'd glam goddess face. Ugh!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
I won't be listening cuz the pics are bad enough. This kid is just TOO much for me to take. Sensory overload. Bleh
Cheers to Adam Lambert, you hot sexy charmer you!
He thinks he is this decades' Boy George. Seen it! Heavy makeup, thick arched brows, lots of lipstick. Boring.
Fuck everyone. I like this.
Team Glambert 4Life!
FACE! HE GIVES FACE!! BEAUTY!!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
ha ha Jack sowwy! MK had reported on it
and it sounds like GM and WHAM TO ME, it's my opinion and Imma stick to it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
FAIL
SNOWY YOU BITCH HE DOESN'T SOUND ANYTHING LIKE FUCKING WHAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!?????????
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 1:02pm.
OMG! So right! This is a Shitney beat if I ever heard one, but with Glambert singing.
*stabbs out eardrums*
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This. Totally this. Comes nowhere close to GM or Wham! Not even in general vibe. This song owes nothing to anything except for the current shit on the radio, the same producers/djs ripping each other off, and a proven formula for selling music today.
The boy is no "WHAM"....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
ALame!
This song hurts babies and feelings.
This is pretty lame... there's only soo much square wave rave synth i can take. Unfortunately, the producers of this record went for cheese.. Richard Cheese that is.