Friday, October 30th 2009

Did Mickey Rourke Pass Out In A Coke Mountain Again?

Mickey Rourke is one brave bitch for hitting the streets of Hollywood covered in white powder. If one of the Lohans spotted him, they would've thrown him on a spoon, cooked him up and then poured him into a pipe.

Here's Loki's soulmate stumbling out of some club last night in costume as a stale powdered funnel cake channeling Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights. Or maybe he decided to go as a sober Mickey Rourke. I too turn zombie white when I haven't a drop of the sweet nectar on my tongue for more than 24 hours.

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Sadly... THIS is an improvement from punched and yanked look he is usually going for..

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Bwhahahahahahaha! The title and picture alone are hilarious.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 10:24pm.

*looks at Mickey, looks at TV*

Its fucking uncanny. And sessy. And possibly against some copyright protection law.

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starfishing's picture

HAHAHAHA!COKEMOUNTAIN!!!!

Centaurious's picture

@Bo:This old greaser
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Centaurious's picture

He looks like James Woods in "Casino."

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

madonnabeso's picture

what the hell is he?

squeezy's picture

He looks so much better covered in an inch of stage makeup.
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Submitted by mansmanu on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:39pm.
Funny how there is no more powder around the nostrils on the pictures.
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Hekki's picture

He really is insane.

Solaera's picture

Huh. I was going to guess he was going for Tony Montana from Scarface but I don't think Tony had a mustache.

paris herpes's picture

Hohan would be all up on that shit with a titanium straw...aw, come on ya know she has one of those!

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I thought "Dead" Sonny Bono too.

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crazyinjapan's picture

What IS that costume supposed to be? I fell into a bag of Hostess powdered sugar doughnuts? Mmmmm. Powdered sugar doughnuts and chocolate milk...

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AAACCCK!! Sonny has risen from the grave.

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Hautie's picture

Mickey is one crazy f*cker.

And I bet there is really no explanation of why he decided to go out looking like a reject from "Dangerous Liaison's".

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Thumbnail 1, at first i thought there was peen slip.

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drcocks's picture

This is so sad, he uses to be one hot piece back in the day. He was on the edge with a hint of danger about him. Not he just seems to have a hint of BO.

madam s.'s picture

He looks far hotter than usual.

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little_rascal's picture

The guy that's hugging Mr.Rourke looks like that conman club-owner Chris Paciello.

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Why So Delirious?

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carefreea's picture

What is he attempting to be though? That's what I wanna know.

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CantStandBitches's picture

why not powder your hands?

why leave them hanging

lol @ the lohan reference. Touche'

Auntie Mame's picture

It is always Halloween for Mickey. This is just another normal day for him.

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DeeDee's picture

Pablo Escobar meets "The Crow."

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:21am.
He probably just fell over Hohan ın the bathroom.
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M.E.'s picture

That makes me uncomfortable and I'm totally weirded out that when I first saw that I thought it was Heath Ledger.

*hides*

iHeartHaters's picture

What's the sweet nectar? Abuelita?

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He is a mess...he needs to hook up with wino!
YES! This is my best plan ever!

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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He probably just fell over Hohan ın the bathroom.

Hey, mounds happen!

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Is that the Ghost of Sonny Bono? *Sonny rolls over in grave into the roots of a tree* ************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson http://www.aquaescorts.com/

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NitWitty on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:17am.
W.T.F. Oddly enough, he's working this shit proper. Hahaha

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blah_blah's picture

i'm in love with the 'sugar bowl' looking over his shoulder! Hotness!!

iHeartHaters's picture

Bwahahahahaaa Provy! Damn, you beat me to the punch!

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Snarkley's picture

He looks more like a dried out dog turd.

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W.T.F. Oddly enough, he's working this shit proper. Hahaha
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Provolone's picture

white face is racist

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