Thursday, October 29th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess


Which divorcée hasn’t had a date with a man in months, because she digs the ladies? The housewife introduced her girl as ‘a friend,’ but now that things are over, she’s on the prowl for a new gal to keep her company. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

She By Sheree of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? On tonight's reunion (cliiiiiip above), Heree (on purpose typo) says that she's strictly dickly and denies that she has ever clit wrestled with her homegirl Tania. Uh. Huh.

This past weekend this C list cable reality star who had his own show spoke at an event addressing tattoos, taboos and Jews but he did talk a bit about his TV show a bit as well. As an admittedly non-practicing Jew he was asked if he had any Jewish tattoos. His reply? “I have a dollar sign on my hand.” Some in the audience laughed, most did not. Know your audience dude. He recognized how reality TV had changed his life financially for the better and that it opened many doors for him, but he also spent considerable time complaining about the show. He did not enjoy it and never wanted to do subsequent season(s) but was tied to obligations in his contract. He complained about how the producers wanted to make each episode about death. He felt less like an artist and more like he was playing psychiatrist to the customers. He seemed very bitter about the experience. (CDAN)

One of the dudes from Miami Ink?

This pop diva has caught the acting bug. While she has barely any acting experience, she’s been begging the producers of this highly anticipated biopic for a role. No, she doesn’t want to play the star. She wants to play her famous offspring. She has already made several phone calls to the producers, and has impressed them with her dead-on impressions. She’s also been promising to “ugly down” and use her real name in the film’s credits. In short, she’s willing to do almost anything for a piece of the fame once enjoyed by the characters of the film. (Blind Gossip)

Lady CaCa who has already completed the uglifying process. Yes, it was too easy and I just had to snatch it.

Which celebrity mom and network TV star with a teenage daughter just walked in to find her underage little girl doing a line with one of her adult co-stars? Not Teri Hatcher. (BuzzFoto)

If only Patricia Heaton had a teenage daughter!

Posted by: Michael K


stake_spike's picture

#3 has to be Lady Gaga, she sang about wanting to be a film star or something.

Although it could really be any of those egomaniacs. If Gwen could play Jean Harlow (yeah right) then even someone like Britney "Crossroads" Spears has a chance.

that miami ink guy is probably amir, i think that what he's called. i'm pretty sure he's jewisch but i dont know if he has a dollar sign tattooed on his body...

i don't know why people take this as offensive, the moment you can laugh about a difficult topic (not in a mean way of course) is when you can deal with it properly.

some of my friends work with retarded children and also grown ups, and they are the ones who make the "meanest" jokes about it, but it's because they take them as individuals and not as retards, it's like making a joke about a normal friend. they really respect them as a person, unlike many other people

missy's picture

So I come back to dlisted and I get offers to buy ed hardy shirts?????? PSSH!
_____________________________________________

Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Campbell2009's picture

Welcome to Shopping →→→ http://www.dudemalls.com

Best quality, Best reputation , Best services

With our advanced manufacturing, production lines and well-organized sales networks, we can provide many products, such as apparel, shoes, caps, handbags, etc.
Our goal is "the best quality, best reputation and best services". Your satisfaction is our main pursue. You can find the best products from us, meeting your different needs.

HOT SELL Product Brand is below:
Nike Air Jordan(1-25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air Max/AF1/Dunk: $32
Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-shirt:
Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35
Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/ Timbland……Shoe :$35
True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……Jeans:$30
New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13
Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani ……sunglass : $15
Nike shoes: 32 $, True Religion jeans: 30 $, Ed Hardy, t-shirts: 12 $, NFL Jersey: 20 $, Boots UGG: 50 $

http://www.dudemalls.com/productlist.asp?id=s18 (JORDAN SHOES)

http://www.dudemalls.com/productlist.asp?id=s22 (ED HARDY)

http://www.dudemalls.com/productlist.asp?id=s69 (Handbag)

http://www.dudemalls.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (TSHIRTS)

http://www.dudemalls.com/productlist.asp?id=s76 (Jacket)

http://www.dudemalls.com/productlist.asp?id=s77 (Hoody_m)

http://www.dudemalls.com/productlist.asp?id=s1 (NHL Jersey)

http://www.dudemalls.com/productlist.asp?id=s3 (NBA Jersey)

http://dudemalls.com/productlist.asp?id=n316 (Photoshop CS4)

snowpiece's picture

AMI IS SO FREAKING HOT!!!!

****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

SMiTTy's picture

Its not the dude from Miami ink.I remember when he was tattooing an Army vet he had a reference to being in the Israeli army when he was 18.
**You sound like your from London**

Bree's picture

#2 is Jesse James from West coast Choppers. He even got the tattoo ON the show. It's on his palm and it says "Pay up sucker."

See: http://blog.secondinitial.com/archives/2004/04/pay_up_ucker.html

Could the last be Heather Locklear? I checked online and her daughter was born in 1997....and
perhaps that's why Ashlee is gone. Blind item doesn't specify male co-star.

He by Heree - well, she is kinda hard looking

#2 is Jesse James. I met him a few years before his reality show and his does have a dollar sign tatooed on the palm of his hand which also says pay up sucka

don't know the rest but #4 is scandalous

mbar's picture

I don't blame the Miami Ink guy. That would be annoying as FUCK to have a bunch of whiny white trash coming into your shop telling you their whole life story every day.

peanutbutterNcrack's picture

I definitely see a resemblance between gaga and minelli.

______________________________________________
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life- Brooke shields

CanadianAngie's picture

Pay up sucka!
~
~
~
Its Jesse James!
~
~
~

peanutbutterNcrack's picture

I don't think it's insulting...it's just that there are alot of people who dislike them for it. It's like people who hate on people who are good-looking, or some other thing that they envy a person/group of people for. If I were a Jew, I'd be damn proud of it...though I must say, I've met quite a few Jews in college who were not priviledged, so I guess it is just a stereotype...like saying that black people are criminals. It's all individual, it depends on your upringing and surrounding. Though the history behind the rich jew stereotype is quite interesting; its due to the fact that the types of jobs they were allowed to have Europe back in the day were pretty limited...

_________________________________________
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life- Brooke shields

shandiRW's picture

as far as heree, her and her "fwiend" tania, there is some kind of tension there, wheather it is sexual, or a competition thing, jealousy, maybe? and who cares if she's into girls. maybe tania is crushing on her.

***********************************
"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Pop Diva = Katy Perry?

/\
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

Centaurious's picture

Why is it so hugely insulting that most Jews have a ton of money?

Shit, that's a compliment to me!

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

peanutbutterNcrack's picture

I don't think he was disparaging Jews, simply laughing @ the stereotypes about them. Jews are known for good humour , esp sarcasm.

________________________________________
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life- Brooke shields

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 8:59pm.
Wow, just now made the connection that Liza Minnelli is Judy Garland's daughter.
----------------------

Ahahahaha no worries! I'm sure even Liza misses that connection herself every time she hits the bottle.

==========================
Bottom-feeder.

Bossy's picture

Wow, just now made the connection that Liza Minnelli is Judy Garland's daughter. I always thought she was just some semi-crazy entertainer from out of the blue. Then again, I'm on the younger side and the Liza era was over before I was a teenager and paid attention to that stuff. Thanks plecostomus.

Yeah I agree.

inkgrabber promo code

for the second one it was def. Ami James. He had a lecture in DC on Sunday about tattoos and taboos.

louise_brooks's picture

I don't think it's Ami James. He was in the Israeli army. I doubt he would disparage Jews.

super-ette, I hope it's not Vanessa's little girl. She's only 8 years old!! Her two older daughters are 22 and 24, which is not "underage." Her other child is a boy who is 17 or 18. So, no, not Vanessa Williams!!! I would have said Terri Hatcher because she has a beautiful 13 year old, but she got a bye!! I have no idea who it is!!

peanutbutterNcrack's picture

1) Kate (+eight)
2)Ami James , he's Israeli

_______________________________________

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life- Brooke shields

paris herpes's picture

these blind items really show the downfall of Western civilization as we know it, don't they?

"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK

Zonko's picture

Jimmy cracked corn

and i don't give a fuck.

nicole977's picture

The first is DEFINITELY Jesse James... Come on people - he has a dollar sign tattoo on his hand - pay up sucka!!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

@ tojo & S&F...

thank you!

OT: i'm guessing they're all Rue Mcclanahan!

-----------------------------
Thank You, joe shmoe! My wife loved the French translation you helped me with... she said she cried. Thank you again!

Hotmami's picture

#1 is definitely that Ari dude from Miami Ink. I believe he's Jewish.

***********************************************
What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.

zomay's picture

#2=who cares!! Why is that a BLIND? This person was speaking in front of a live audience!

Oh man, anything can be passed off as a blind these days.

1&2. No idea, we don't get US reality shows much here.
3.Xtina?
4.Heather Locklear?

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:03pm.

is it just me(and my lack of celebrity knowledge) or does anyone else never have the slightest idea for guessing on these things?
-----------------------------------------------

When all else fails, just guess that its a Golden Girl, even if they're dead.

tojo's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:03pm.
is it just me(and my lack of celebrity knowledge) or does anyone else never have the slightest idea for guessing on these things?
=======================================
I'm pretty much clueless...

================================================
the end...

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

wait a second... wait just a goddamn second!

to quote a great man...

FFRRRRIIISSSTT!!!

OT: i don't know who #4 is, but... what did she expect?

-----------------------------
Thank You, joe shmoe! My wife loved the French translation you helped me with... she said she cried. Thank you again!

super-ette's picture

The last one could be Vanessa Williams.....

Plecostomus's picture

1.) I would like this to be Possum Head.

3.) Lady GAG-uh it is. She wants to play Liza Minnelli in the Judy Garland biopic. Silly ho, David Gest already has dibs on that role.

===============================

Bottom-feeder.

suckandfuck's picture

HE BY HEREE. I CO SIGN IT.

mike's picture

#3 is definitely Lady Gaga. Have you ever seen her as "Orly Taitz"? She kills.

putsomestankonit's picture

Amni(sp?) James for number 2

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

is it just me(and my lack of celebrity knowledge) or does anyone else never have the slightest idea for guessing on these things?

-----------------------------
Thank You, joe shmoe! My wife loved the French translation you helped me with... she said she cried. Thank you again!