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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:11am.

LOLOLOLOL awesome play-by-play!!! Thanks for the translation! :o)

UG I just wanna brush the fuck out of Shitney's hair/weave. I'm sorta excited to see her new video today. WTF is wrong with me??!! *slaps self silly*

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

about "Ukrainian video"
Let me just say upfront that this has nothing do with Ukraine or Russia
so from what Im guessing two chicks were rubbing each other on a bench ..possibly having sex and obv were drinkin too
Older couple and guy who's shooting the video who also sounds old obv decided to something about it and record them drinking and rubbing
Meemaw is obv very patriotic about whatever town this is and basically tells them that they should look at themselves and what kinda trash they are
Chick with black hair basically slurring in broken Russian curses and sounds very drunk and confused
Basically she's trying to tell them to go fucking away and mind their bussiness
but meemaw is yellng how total trash they are and how they ruin this town etc etp
basically repeating same crap
Then meemaw hits her and basically says this is what you need...some beating
where's your parents etc etc
then a girl smacks her and finds blood on her fingers
and yelling freaking out that meemaw hit her and there's blood on her fingers and meemaw " This is my blood on your fingers and for the rest of ur life u will know that you had my blood on your hands" In this very crazy way lol
Her husband and older dude who's shooting it are very confused and some try to break it off
That blonde chick got beaten and starts yellng someone call cops they are attacking us and after girl with black hair busts older chicks nose again
she yells eww nasty I got your blood on my hands
and older guy finally wakes up and trying to call cops
while old meemaw still trying to tell that girl how for the rest of a life she will remember her blood on her hands......

Even tho all of them are speaking in Russian with a very bad accent
I'm guessing this is either Estonians or Latvians
Also can be Uzbekistan or Moldova
Nothing to do with Ukraine ...people don't have accents or speak Russian this way in Ukraine lol
Also meemaw sounds drunk and hardcore Christian homophobe
lol

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I was like dooodooo and she walk like beep beep

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is it just me or does the Ukrainian hipster have a case of the juliette lewis?

Signing a contract with the devil? And the devil looks preeetty content.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 4:08pm.

"Ukraınıan women are hot. I have yet to see an ugly one."

Ukrainian men are hot too. The best sex I've ever had was with a Ukrainian guy (I know, TMI, but it's the truth!)

I wish the friggin' Nazi's didn't ruin the image of the swastika. It's an ancient symbol, used by many cultures, throughout history.

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@tristram:Are you going to the Third World, then? Want to go to the OP thread, so we needn't be on topic?

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"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:34pm.

Are you going to the Third World, then? Want to go to the OP thread, so we needn't be on topic?

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@tristram:That's her younger sister, Pennsylvania. Ha!

You're not well? Da piggy flu?
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I have yellow fever, rheumatic fever, hepatitis, plague, malaria, and parasites!

I got a bunch of Third World immunizations last week and have been so ill ever since...should be okay by next week.

How are you! I'm glad to see you here, as always.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:18pm.
Of the HErSHEy kind, I would have to assume.

That's her younger sister, Pennsylvania.

You're not well? Da piggy flu?

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@manimal5: thought it said...case of the squirts...oh well.
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Of the HErSHEy kind, I would have to assume.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Taylor Swift does have a case of the squints

I thought it said...case of the squirts...oh well.

Dakota Fanning is the next Kirsten Dunst.

Family Guy rules.

Ben Stiller is an asshole in interviews, but I'll always love him in Something About Mary and Dodgeball. Stupid, teenage boy humor, he is good at that as long as he takes a damn break from thinking he's the shit.

He's an admitted bipolar, though, so maybe he's insufferable only some of the time? Hmmmm.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Hi Angel_i! I just wanted to say hello, I'm not feeling well and going to bed soon...

Happy belated b-day, I hope it was a great one:)

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:16pm.

sorry, got distracted staring at a blinking clock. my power went out today for no reason, and i haven't reset them... i'm actually wondering.. "why bother"

wait... aren't you a b-day girl?!... happy happy if i'm right!

OT: surprising... Peaches Geldof is dumb?.. who would've thunk it

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Thank You, joe shmoe! My wife loved the French translation you helped me with... she said she cried. Thank you again!

No one gives a shit about the talentless Shitters around these part. BUT. She gives us a damn good laugh over that ratty weave and the 'dog bitten' look around her saggy mouth. Thanks Shitters!!! You asshole.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

jesus fucking christ, miley is a joke now, who clearly has been the victim of billy ray's incest since she was younger than noah.

and noah now gets it.

there is just no other explanation.

unless its the mom, which is not inconcievable.

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Actually looking at that picture of RZ and Dakota makes me think of a before and after in reverse.

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@PH did you ever see The Ben Stiller Show? It may be very dated but it's still funny as hell. Ask Charlie Manson? Brilliant! But yeah his films do suck, except for The Cable Guy. But he directed it and had a cameo so it was good. Oh and Flirting With Disaster was good too.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 6:48pm.

i like Family Guy
still to this day... just sayin'
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ME too! It's in my top 5, fersure.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 6:43pm.

@Mike, what do you mean by "when Family Guy was good?" That show has always sucked it.

no, no, no - when it originally aired from '99-01, it was great (the second and third seasons especially).

@Mike, what do you mean by "when Family Guy was good?" That show has always sucked it.

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at the end is the girl in the denim skirt looking for her teeth?

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Hekki,

I totally agree. I think that Dakota girl has the creepiest, fakest energy. She's even a cheerleader, which I find revolting. (My apologies to any Dlisted ex or present-day cheerleaders).

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Dakota Fanning has everyone fooled. But her creepy little fake innocent schtick doesn't fool me. She's the kid parents always want to invite to the sleepover because she's so wholesome. But all the kids know she's the one bringing the cigarettes to smoke in the basement and teaching how to give blowjobs.

Holy hell!! Those two old fuckers were like pit bulls! LMFAO... Meemaw packs a fuckin punch! and has stamina!
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team memaw & pepaw

seriously, hipsters of any nationality should be automatically bludgeoned - they are horrible creatures by nature

The "chick" in the black dress in the Ukranian video is a dude right? He's the couple's son and they're sick of his tranny ways?

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Sophia Monk's costume reminds me of the part in "Mean Girls" where Lilo's character says "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."

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Ukraınıan women are hot. I have yet to see an ugly one.

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I'm sorry but that little baby crab is ADORABLE!!!
And the cheerleading doggie, too:)

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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 3:58pm.

I know it hurts not knowing.I love it when she fall on her own over her attempt to do a theatrical kick she must have seen on some Asian movie or something,that was hilarious.

Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 3:55pm.

Nice ring, Brit Brit!

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Trudat. I also realized that the rest of her could do well to step up to the new millenium, at least.

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Ahhaha MizRo, DeeDee, and Dgrin,

I know it! We need a translation ASAP! I can't believe we wouldn't have a single damn Ukranian Dlister anywhere to help us out here.

The scrawny girl is hilarious... I've never seen someone so weak and apathetic and uncoordinated. She seriously needs to take a multivitamin or something.

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Nice ring, Brit Brit!

on the contrary MK..it is the Chupacabra who should run like crazee from Dakota "Blood Lust" Fanning....

Run Chupa Run

Run as though there were a 50 percent off sale of Armani size zero...run Chupa, run for your little Chupa life.

There will be countless others to terrify soon enough little Chupa

A-Rod's vision is going; that why he's with Kate.

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Jude Law needs to keep his dick in his pants. (Fuckingclassy)

oh please tell me someone can translate the fighting video,I need to know what they're fighting about it must be over some shitty nothing.

MeMaw is HARD CORE!

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

I can't be the only one thinking this raisin uses her mind to fug up the younger stars out of jealousy. Look at what she did to the Olsen twins.

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Thanks MizRo! I plan on having a great year! (for a change;p)

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Rachel Zoe's chest looks like a jerky treat for a dog.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

angel_i: happy birthday! May the following year bring health and happiness!

Ciao all, hopefully someone will be able to translate the Ukrainian quiet-fight!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

RZ and Dakota fanning! It's the apocalypse! Watch out for zombies (or RZ) wanting your BRAAAAINS.
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