Joe Jackson Is Always Thinking About Those Dollars
Here's Joe Jackson practicing his money counting skills, because he's going to be doing a lot of that once the giant bags of cash start rolling in. In an interview with Extra, loving father Joe Jackson said that his son is worth more money dead than he is alive. Doesn't that just make you want to punch yourself in the throat to keep from heaving?
When Joe realized that his constant inner monologue jumped out of his mouth, he tried to save it by saying he'd rather his son was alive. When talking about the new Michael Jackson movie This Is It, Joe queefed, "He's worth more dead than when he was alive. I'd rather have him alive. When he was living, they didn't show this."
Joe went on to say that whenever he hears a Michael Jackson song he starts to get a little teary-eyed, but no one will ever see him cry, "When I'm off to myself and I start thinking about things that we went through."
OH JOE! Keep that pimp game up. We all know Joe gets weepy, because the sound of the cash register in his head is just so moving and beautiful. And Joe doesn't ever have to worry about anyone seeing him cry. It's physically impossible for the tears to come out of his eye holes since gigantic dollar signs are always in the way.
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Could someone shut him up already?
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What a reprehensible piece of shit; someone needs to bitch slap mr. "pimp" right across the face. That family is so fucked up it's unbelievable. Dad is abusive & possible incestor; he thinks he's a captain of industry, mom is a doormat, michael is a pedophilic deadbeat drug addicted freak, janet keeps her marriages hidden & balloons up & down weight wise, other brothers are deadbeats as well (most have declared bankruptcy in the past year) & several have been married to the same woman. Then there's latoya. I don't have room here to list how fucked up detective latoya is.
All in all, if they all disappeared overnight, I wouldn't shed a tear.
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SMH
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what a horrible father. who talks about their recently deceased son like that?? piece of shit needs to crawl back under the bridge from which he came and keep out of the spotlight.
what a revolting shit.
my sister died at a very young age in 1898 and we can barely talk aoubt it. his lack of true grief tell us everything we neee to know.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
One just has to hope that, at 80, Joe has simply gone off his rocker. The estate is probably hoping that Joe drops dead - and soon. He has really shown his true colors thanks to the permanent stream of verbal diarrhea that pours forth from his trap.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Green Is Good
Randy is Joe's youngest son.
The things we went through? Really? How about the things you put your children through, you fucking human piece of beef jerky?
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Fucking shameless scumbag.
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I honestly think the man has dementia.
Perhaps he should be locked up in the
Alzheimer ward. For his own safety, of
course.
This melting bulldog's asshole just needs to go away.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
"He's worth more dead than when he was alive. I'd rather have him alive. When he was living, they didn't show this."
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What? That last sentence couldn't have been: when he was living, I had my son here with me...?
O yeah, it COULDN'T possibly be that! Becuz when your son was alive, he wanted nothing to do with your money grubbing ass.
♥ Threadkilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the SAME TEAM!?
ugggghh...poor michael..
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
Karma please take care of his ass
ASAP
and he smells like the number one suspect to me
"He's worth more dead than alive"
there goes a motive
That ıs one shameless muthafucka but he wıll probably outlıve them all!
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"He's worth more dead than when he was alive. I'd rather have him alive."
This asshole is the epitome of evil.
Unbelievably disgusting. And if there was any, ANY doubt before about the source of all of Michael Jackson's various troubles and neuroses, they have been totally dispelled by this little interview. I hope there's a special ring in hell just waiting for Joe Jackson.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:28pm.
Oops...
How did I end up on Joe Jackson post?????
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It doesn't matter now. NOW you belong to Joe Jackson, and his pimp hand is strong.
Be brave, little_rascal.
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Bottom-feeder.
@ Plecostomus
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Meow.......
Oops...
I thought it was an Open Post. People were talking about dry cleaners. How did I end up on Joe Jackson post?????
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:23pm.
People, wash your cashmere sweaters in COLD water with a little Woolite in it.
After swooshing it around gently in the soapy water, rinse it thoroughly, put it into a big towel and SQUEEZE OUT all excess water. Repeat with a new dry towel (I jump a little on it to get all the moisture out). Then spread it on a big dry towel on a flat surface and let it dry. Perfection!
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I'm sure Joe Jackson will appreciate those tips, lil_rascal.
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Bottom-feeder.
People, wash your cashmere sweaters in COLD water with a little Woolite in it.
After swooshing it around gently in the soapy water, rinse it thoroughly, put it into a big towel and SQUEEZE OUT all excess water. Repeat with a new dry towel (I jump a little on it to get all the moisture out). Then spread it on a big dry towel on a flat surface and let it dry. Perfection!
disembowelment would be too kind for this jackal
"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
Danzig
Present Joe with a heap of dead Ho's and he'll pimp 'em out to necrophiliacs fer sure.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
joe's stache = jermaine's do!
Pappy Joe Scumbag is handling the GRIEVING for his YOUNGEST SON well, isn't he?
Useless, greedy fucker. DIE.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:22pm.
Some life your kid lived in the aftermath of being raised by you, Joe. He may have had the wealth of the world but he was irreparably broken and emotionally buckled by you.
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Amen to that. He's reprehensible.
On a side note, saw the movie last night and it was absolutely fantastic. Great not just for fans but anyone just generally interested in music/dance/production from scratch will love it.
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:55pm.
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No doubt that you are right. Old school rules, baby!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
urmomma, could be. I am very old school. I know the O'Jays version from back in the early 1970's. I am sure others have covered and/or sampled it.
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Everybody Loves a Clown, So Why Don't You?
Do you think he draws on that mustache?
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:44pm.
that we went through
yeah, must have been real tough on you. hurt your hand from beating him up did you?
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Now, technically when you a pimp, it's just learnin' 'em.
TEAM MISS JACKSON!
*If your nasty*
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
http://www.yeahoyeah.com/mjvideo.aspx?id=2348
Anti-semitic lyrics? I don't get that. Why are people saying that?
It's from a tribute video for MJ singing an a capella version of his song "They Don't Care About Us" (from the movie.)
You're a first-class dick, Joe-bba the Hut.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
that we went through
yeah, must have been real tough on you. hurt your hand from beating him up did you?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
http://tinyurl.com/yfnaxor
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*kicks jack back and throws Hooked On Phonics at his fool head*
FROM YOUR BAD SIDE SO YOU CAN'T SEE IT COMING, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
TEAM MRS. JACK!
FORTY INCH SLIP!!!! LMFAO!
TEAM MRS. JACK!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:28pm.
What ISprainedMyVulva said....
IT'S UvUla, ASS-N-THE-HAT!!!!!!!!!!!
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AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I didn't even notice that!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHA!!!
OnT: This Is It grossed $6.6 million on its first full day of theatrical release. Paranormal Activity, produced on a budget of less than $15,000.00, has so far grossed $65.1 million.
Choke on that, you flat-faced buzzard.
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Bottom-feeder.
He deserves a real good swift kick in the nuts.
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JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥ Where the fuck have you been!!!!
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"Take that with a silo of sarcasm" MK 10/21/09
"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!"
coming to work with a hangover is not cool!
oh..not OP yet. sorry
JOE you piece of shit.
Coma Caca!!
Forty inch slip there Joe?!?!
I don't think do. Methinks the old peepaw brainz of yours just didn't THINK before spewing your fucking greediness.
Someone please take a hit out on this vile piece of shit.
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:35pm.
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Bullet Boys?
Man. I love them. HOT! I have their CD.
*wonders if I should have admitted that*
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
*hands box of kleenex and visine to ur(MY)momma*
*kicks UvUla in the VulVa*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Joe should have upped the ante a bit with "MJ dead is more popular than Jesus."
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Jude Law needs to keep his dick in his pants. (Fuckingclassy)
mk, you said it perfectly.
only one thing to add...can he give it a rest blaming the public for not appreciating his son while he was alive? he's just trying to guilt the public into buying more stuff to fill out his bank account.
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cuz this is thriller, thriller night and I can thrill
you more than any ghost would dare to try ~mj
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:32pm.
*shudders* I fucking HATED that movie... I was a little kid when I watched it and my Mom would give me the side eye whenever the kid would get beat... like "that'll be you if you keep up your bullshit"...
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I literally have tears in my eyes laughing at your ass! You have ruined my eye-makeup! Are you happy??!! It stings, mascara stings.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Jesus wept. This man should be shot, buried, dug up and shot again to be on the safe side.If my son (god forbid) had died earlier this year I would not be in a fit state to leave the house, much less count his money. How do people like him sleep? Evne punching myself in the throat does not prevent giant heaves. Horrible man.
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