Levi Will
Here's a quick update on Levi Johnston's dick flashing situation. His manger Tank tells TMZ that Levi is getting his peen ready for its close-up, because it will be smiling for Playgirl's cameras: "Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."
Tank went on to say that Levi will take all his panties off for Playgirl on November 16th. That happens to be the same day his kid's memaw, Sarah Palin, appears on Oprah for the first time.
You don't have to worry about jizzing up your monitor, because Playgirl plans to put out a special print edition (they are currently online only) of Levi's spread just in time for Christmas.
Levi can finally stop with the teasing. For the past couple of weeks he's been farting about how he may or may not bring the dick to the party. One minute, the tip is peeking out and the next minute, it's nestling back in his pants. Seriously, it felt like the longest first date EVER.
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I don't want to look at his face let alone his dick.
yeah, don't care
I just hope his "wang" is bigger than Todd Palin's :)
I would never want to see his dick. EVER.
However, I do like the fact that he's milking this Sarah Palin shit for all it's worth. He's a smart man.
I'll look when his peen pics are posted online (two minutes after they're published).
I'm a lot more interested in all the "bad shit" he claims to know about his former-future-mother-in-law, the unemployed Alaskan famewhore. He'll get a book deal for that shit soon. Playgirl money won't last long.
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He looks the sort of douchebag I would bang in high school...with a condem preferably tho. That smug look on his face is the reason why I went to college. To avoid losers like him.
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
I hate the smug look on his face.
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Douchechill!
this is a classic example of why one should keep his/her butt in school...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Poor Kid, he doesn't realize that the media while encouraging him to do this, are laughing at him at the same time.
What's even funnier is I bet Palin doesn't even give a good damn about it and it will just be further publicity for her and her book.
I'm uninterested in his pictorial or her book. But I can see now that the media blitzkrieg, will not stop until they put this woman in the White House.
Which seems to be where all this crap is going.
Fuck that stupid roach and his peen. No one will give a fuck a year from now. Attention whore troll is an attention whore.
oh shit look at his arm, he has his name tattood there, just like Jesus on his neck!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
It's funny to me that even a handful (LOL) of people would give a crap about seeing this idiot's peen. Get back to me when Sarah Palin is ready to flash the goods.
OK - so he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's easy on the eyes. I'll take a look at his peen just because I can!! Something tells me this guy is going to end up more famous than Memaw Palin.
All the girls in Alaska will show up at his yard.
He hopes.
Sterilization.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
The thought that these snowbillies were "this close" to being in the White House is amazing to me! Ima look at his weiner though.
TexNDoc
Didja see we are both weiners today in CT?
.....we're no strangers to love.....
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:41am.
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I wonder ıf Levı's management relayed that PlayGırl was maınly for homosexual men and not the audıence he ıs after...
or ıs thıs all part of the master plan to pıss off Mama Palın even more?
If so, maybe he ıs smarter than we gıve hım credıt for, shower or grower!
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TEE - Playgirl is usually soft to semi hard.
Not sure if this question has been asked. But are playgirl pics with hard-ons or are they limpy? Too lazy to google.
ha ha TD you are right!
It's the End of Times!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Jill-The-Ripper:
ALL of the above!
I am here untıl the mıddle of November!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:50am
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Would you like Apple Green, Process Green, Emerald Green, Medium Green, Dark Green, or the always-fun fluorescent green? It smells the best.
When is Playgirl going to release "Even we're sick of him now. Forgettaboutit."
BTW, isn't Nov 16 the day Fluffy is served for dinner?
crazyinjapan: have a great time on your date
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
No desire to see the fishin' tackle.
*pictures a half-dead, soggy worm*
Yeah, no.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
crazyinjapan
Go Git Yers Girl!!
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Jill-The-Ripper:
FedEx me some paınt chıps cuz I have not had anythıng green here sınce I landed!
Damn shame sınce I thought even babıes smoked ıt here!!
Well slap my face and color me colored!
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Good luck crazyinjapan!!
usually i'm all about seeing what you're working with, but this dude is such a douche that i just don't care...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:47am.
I'd look at his penis, you betcha! ;)
Speaking of penises, I got myself a real live date today, y'all! Maybe I'll git me some. Gotta go and get ready. Wish me luck!
Good Luck! and I do hope you get some.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:40am.
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Nope, just inhaling a lot of paint fumes.
I envisioned you typing away on some odd keyboard in a far away land.
I guess that explains the "i".
:)
I'd look at his penis, you betcha! ;)
Speaking of penises, I got myself a real live date today, y'all! Maybe I'll git me some. Gotta go and get ready. Wish me luck!
Yuck, this is so disgusting I wanna take a steam bath everytime I see his oily smile. That bastard is even making me feel bad about that bitch Palin. Unacceptable!
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Wow, his publicist is so articulate.
This dude is seriously dumb as a rock. As much as I can't stand Palin, I've no interest in anything he has to say about her.
Maybe Santa will bring me a copy of the mag!
Hahahah Sally!! *muah* babe - and huge congrats on your Caption win!! EXCELLENT!
NoAnjl, my love - good to see you too, my raspberry crisp.
I'm out guys: must clean my house and get ready for tomorrow.
*Big love*
Miz
Check your e-mail dear!
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I thought this was a post about Levi's shwang.
Doesn't it look like he has "short arms syndrome" ala Matthew McConagheyeyeye?
Triston: of course they are nice - you're like delicious dark Belgian chocolate to them!
I have to go love, but please email me and keep me posted on your journey - any thing that I can do to help you, let me know! *muah*
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Migraine Sally:
Where were you when I need a slut ınterventıon?
I'm quası-marrıed here and I came to be a full on slut.
I need a heaux resuscıtatıon!
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Does he have his NAME tattooed on his forearm? Like, in case he forgets it?
Well, hell - Jesus Luz does, too - but Levi's is easier for him to read.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Of course, I'll look at his man root. I always look at 'em. Thinks those of you that say you won't look are big fat liars too.
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