COUGAR ALERT!
17-year-old Taylor Lautner took 19-year-old Taylor Swift (couple name: TATAS) out for steaks at Ruth's Chris in Los Angeles. My issue of BOP (Fuck, I'm old and crotchety) has expired, so I'm not sure how long these two have been holding hands and kissing ON THE CHEEK ONLY. We're watching you, Swifty! If your hand heads for the "off-limits petting zoo", Chris Hansen is going to tap you on the shoulder.
Some of your asses might think it's a little weird sharing the same name as your fuck buddy (or in Taylor's case, her steak-eating buddy), but it's not. My name is as common as a leaky titty, so I'm speaking from experience. It's not like you ever call your full-time ho by their government name anyway. You usually address them with: "Yeah You" or "Whip It Out."
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she's got a case of WASP face, bad. and ditto to whoever said teen years are dog years, when i was 19 i didn't even know any 17 y.o. boys.
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And that t-shirt she's wearing is REALLY cougar alert.
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They're cute and it's better then looking at Blohan and SamRo, Kardashians and whoever, Paris and whoever, Nicole and Madden, Angie and Brad, Tommygirl and Stick figure, shall I go on?
"Yeah You" or "Whip It Out". LOL
That boy pings high on my gaydar, especially when he speaks. He'll be out within 10 years, then he can drop the beard act.
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Why can't either of them keep their eyes open?
Looks like shes stooping to Joe Jonas's level by dating someone who looks like someone they could be related (facial features & the squinty eyes).
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So if they have sex does that mean female Taylor could be charged with statutory rape? I wouldn't be caught dead with a 17 year old either at 19. Unless he has a great personality and large wang. He looks kinda skinny tho. I can't see his hands so I can't tell if he has a large one either.
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Back when I was 19 I wouldn't be caught dead with a 17 year old. When you are a teen a couple years difference matter, it's like dog years.
My last boyfriend was 9 years younger. I got my daguhter out of that relationship, so it was all worth it.
He is waaaaaay hotter than RPatts, however, he does have Gay Face for days..
As for dating someone with the same name, the first girl i ever had sex with had my name (Jennifer).. She was hot, and i didn't say her name, so it was ok..
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Taylor Swifts' eye/mouth area reminds me of a little mouse hunched over nibbling cheese.
They don't have much chemistry, based on these pics. I thought he was so cute in Twilight, and told both my girls that he was much more appealing than RPattz...I think that still holds true, though his face looks unfortunate in these pics.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:44pm.
Lautner only has his learner's permit so he needed an adult in the car.
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Ooooooohhhhhhhh SNAP!
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Bottom-feeder.
He is a hot lil youngen Get him taylor!!
Lautner only has his learner's permit so he needed an adult in the car.
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Jude Law needs to keep his dick in his pants. (Fuckingclassy)
cutie patooties.
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same here PSL and my ex husband was 4 years younger.
they are immature at any age, LOL
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
my bf is almost 3 years younger than me- makes no difference at all.
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And oh yeah, having a boyfriend younger than you is just weird. Then again, I've always been attracted to older men.
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Does she ever close her mouth? Or are her teefs too big?....
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Age of consent being 18 is just fucking ridiculous, I'm sorry.
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Awww hot cute they are. Of course they are getting it on, who didn't have sex by 17??? He's a cutie too, way too young for me but I'd hit it if I was 17...again...
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:16am.
Ehm... are you people blind? The boy is absolutely stunning, head to toes. And yes, there will probably a catfight and there will be broken nails and hurt feelings.
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have you ever heard of the term "personal taste"?
I think he is cute, but stunning is not a word I would use to describe him.
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When I saw Twilight I got the strongest gay vibe from him.....
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Adorable couple. Can't hate.
I've had the most success with "whip it out."
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he always looks like a blind person to me
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when did Taylor Swift turn into the queen of beards Renee Zellweger? If she sucks on a lemon or two (cause lets face it, that's all she'll be sucking on) put on 60 pounds she'd have her down to a tee. I think I just found myself a Halloween costume.
They're adorable! Smart girl, I'd fuck him too lol
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How do you date a guy with the same name as you? That would be so confusing, unless you are a narcissist and love hearing your own name.
good for Taylor Swift...you go, mini-Cougar!
...this kid is far better looking than that pasty Pattinson guy with the sunken face.
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Cute couple but how much will any kids of them squint? Did Leanne Rimes give birth to these two?
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:38am.
Oh, urmomma!
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
To me, they kind of look like they could be related. But I think they are cute together. I doubt they will be getting married or anything. They are so young yet.
I am such a child, because I am LOVING this couple! I think they look so cute and I really like her she is so cute and normal. and he is just yummy, so yay. Shoot me now please!
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Oh, urmomma!
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I think he is cute, but he is a baby. They both look like sweet kids. She is fully clothed and he is in Twilight. So, I am good with both of 'em.
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by Classof1997 on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:30am.
Jacob Black is hot. Were I not a 31 year old, happily married mama of 2, I'd hit it.
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You can when he turns legal. It's not exclusively reserved for the Vadges and Demis of the world.
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Bottom-feeder.
Just one more year and I can legally drool over this hot fuck.
Jacob Black is hot. Were I not a 31 year old, happily married mama of 2, I'd hit it.
ughh it's Zack and Vanessa all over again when will this tomgirl charade end? on the other hand he-Taylor looks like he belongs infront of the belami cameras,he totally has a thick bush,lean but long beautiful sparkle clean dickie.
Funny thing my gaydar is off with him and Kellan Kutz, but is On with Pattison, at least as a bisexual, I think people is unfair with Taylor L. because he obtained a role, they tried to take that away from him because he was scrawny, he gets buff, then people only recognize him for that.
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:16am.
Ehm... are you people blind?
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No, but this squinty couple sure look it.
But I keed, I keed. Lautner's got a hot bod but his narcissism and impending famewhoring are off-putting. Swift, well, she can thank KANYE for her newfound-and-non-lasting relevance. She's about as interesting as stale hemorrhoid cream.
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Bottom-feeder.
He is hot, but jailbait for me! AND the guy is physically incredible - he does all his own stunts.
Taylor and Taylor make a really cute couple but they won't last - I just hope they enjoy and respect each other for whatever time they have together.