Save Fuzzy
When Miley Cyrus broke up with Twitter, hundreds of cities flooded from the gallons of tears coming out of the eyes of tweens everywhere. The world hasn't been the same. Tragic. And now the life of an innocent cat named Fuzzy may also end in tragedy. That's if you believe this website/Twitter account claiming that if Miley doesn't make a triumphant return to Twitter, Fuzzy will be chopped, sauteed and devoured. Yes, some loontardian is threatening to kill their cat over Miley Cyrus. I'll let them explain:
The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!The idea is very simple. I've set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal. I do not consider myself a cruel person and I do love my cat. Fuzzy will receive quick and swift death and I'll try to minimize his suffering.
Let me clarify: This is NOT a prank or a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it's part of our culture. I'm not asking for money or any other benefit. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling or giving him away. If Miley doesn't tweet again, this WILL happen, and I'm as serious as a heart attack.
I'm sure the average Miley superfan regularly cooks possums in their backyard on a barbecue made from a Piggly Wiggly shopping cart, but something in the milk ain't clean about this. This smells like viral marketing (which probably smells a lot like braised cat). I mean, first of all, some say the soon-to-be pussy eater is a tween chick, but the website makes it sound like the threats are coming from a dude. And I doubt a Miley fan would create a website using anything other than Angelfire. Hmmm....
This might be Balloon Boy 2: SAVE FUZZY! Seriously, Fuzzy is probably hiding in a cardboard box in the attic. This is what happens when Richard Heene and Billy Ray Cyrus join forces.
However, if this isn't a hoax or a stunt, the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN.
VIA Ocean Up
As much as I love animals, I would kill one if Miley returns to Twitter because I'm fed up with all the sites talking about her latest tweets
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Find the fucktard and kill him.
Then shut the world down.
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The fucktard didn't bother to hide his site's WHOIS information. Google it up.
He's from Scottsdale, AZ.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 8:26pm.
Nikitainthesection on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 8:22pm.
The Brangeloonies need to step up their game, because Miley's fans is slowly getting #1 on the fucking loonie fans list.
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I agree.
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Nikitainthesection on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 8:22pm.
The Brangeloonies need to step up their game, because Miley's fans is slowly getting #1 on the fucking loonie fans list.
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I agree.
The Brangeloonies need to step up their game, because Miley's fans is slowly getting #1 on the fucking loonie fans list.
Edit: I corrected some grammatical errors.
Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 8:20am.
Betcha it's Mark McLeod...Miley's number 1 fan!
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Hahaha!!
Submitted by cabbagehead on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 8:13am.
jackass should just kill himself and have someone cook his ass up.
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This is just the step after the cat is dead. lol
this isn't funny in the least. animal cruelty is nothing to joke about and nothing gets me more angry. how stupid are people? some stupid 16 year old won't come back to twatter so you're gonna pull this stunt? jesus, people need to get it together. and the person who is doing this needs to be shot.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
She should have sacrified herself rather than the cat. And I agree on Bellaella ...Cook miley instead.
I am pretty sure its illegal to make threats of animal abuse online like that. It is not funny at all.
The website is registered to a domain in Scottsdale Arizona. I have submitted a report of suspicious activity to the Scottsdale PD...
omg...this can't be real...i love my 2 kitties (and rabbit and turtle) and i can't even fathom someone doing this--especially one who says 'i love my cat.'
what a psycho. she's the one who needs to be killed swiftly.
I was just watching How To Be A Serial Killer and even the guy in that movie is against killing animals. I think the line was something like Psychopaths kill animals, real serial killers kill people.
BULLSHIT!
It's a stuffed cat! Look at the 3 pics on the site(head cut out and 2 pics under pics of Fuzzy).
Always same squinty, shut eyed look, unless the cat has no eyes...
It's official. Miley Cyrus is the devil.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the SAME TEAM!?
Even if this is a joke, it's not funny. Sick fuck needs help.
I imagined you saying "SHUT IT DOWN" in Gordon Ramsay's voice.. you sounded so butch MK :D
Miley was voted the NUMBER ONE WORST influence on tweens and teens, by - get this - tweens and teens.
#2 Spears
#3 the Lohans
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I love ya baby! I reported that cunt too.
TO WHOMEVER CONCOCTED THIS WICKED HALLOWEEN JOKE OR SICK PRANK OR PSYCHOTIC PLAN TO KILL AN INNOCENT SWEET KITTY OVER DESTINY HOPE "MILEY" CYRUS: I JUST REPORTED YOU TO PETA AND OTHERS ONLINE REPORTED YOU TO LAWENFORCEMENT@TWITTER!
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE THREATENED TO COOK YOU IF VIN DIESEL NEVER DID ANOTHER FILM?
SO WHY SHOULD AN INNOCENT CAT BE KILLED AND COOKED AND EATEN OVER ANYONE, LET ALONE MISS PARTY IN THE USA! WHAT A MESS!
AND BTW: I'M NO KANYE WEST, I NEVER USE CAPS LOCK BUT I AM MAD!!!!!!!
Un-FUCKING-believeable
The world is coming to a end
Submitted by newsmediaimages on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:41pm.
It's worked! The pussy saved the day Milly phones up Biz to get her Twitter account back, perez H comes to the rescue! Read it here
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WHy would we wish to stain our eyeballs with that pig slop?
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Bottom-feeder.
Haha! This is sooo funny! You've got to see the recipe section! Somebody here said it was a take off of Rachel Ray's recipe. Funnny!
See what too much of Miley drives one to? Cuckoo land! So I say, ban Miley, get her off air and all media space before we all turn cuckoo and cook our cats!
It's ALL Miley's fault. Cook her instead!
Haha! This is sooo funny! You've got to see the recipe section! Somebody here said it was a take off of Rachel Ray's recipe. Funnny!
See what too much of Miley drives one to? Cuckoo land! So I say, ban Miley, get her off air and all media space before we all turn cuckoo and cook our cats!
It's ALL Miley's fault. Cook her instead!
Thanks for the contact tips. I hope they yank the little cunt's account. Of is that an accunt?
You can email Twitter at
pr@twitter.com
and
lawenforcement@twitter.com
to let them know how you feel about this person using their site to find an audience for threatening/causing harm to an animal -- even if it is a "joke".
Submitted by Bo on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:40am.
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That is so sad, Bo. You have my sympathy. Losing a beloved pet is such a difficult thing to go through.
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" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
Somebody pulled this shit five years ago. They threatened to kill and eat a bunny rabbit if they weren't sent a certain amount of money in donations. Essentially, the bunny rabbit was being held at ransom.
Nice try, dumb ass. You don't have ingenious, new ideas. You're just a copy cat.
Here's that website: http://www.savetoby.com/
Can you say future stalker and serial killer here!?!?!?
What the fuck!?!?
What kind of a fucktard threatens the life of an innocent little kitty?
I'd like to hear what a certain white tiger has to say about this.
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Jude Law needs to keep his dick in his pants. (Fuckingclassy)
Maybe it would have worked if it was Sketti Cat....
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If it's a male writing that then he needs to cut off his own dick and cook it. if a it's a woman then u know what to do.
Coma Caca!!
Don't fuck with the kitty! Someone go in there and beat up Fuzzy's owner, and take that poor puss to an owner that isn't Britneycrazy.
Submitted by toni on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:37am.
who gives a shit about this underage skank, really, no one over 12 yrs old. I cant stand her buck tooth retard visage.
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the funny thing is i just saw on the elevator tv that in the top three Adult Contemporary songs, one is by Taylor and one by Miley, pathetic!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Bye Bye Fuzzy
People suck.
They need to grab this fucker up and give'm a right heavy talking to that includes fists for threatening kitties.
Don't fuck with kitties you assholes.
I'm sure it's been said but this person needs an asskicking of the highest order. It's not funny in the least. What's wrong with humanity ffs?
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
who gives a shit about this underage skank, really, no one over 12 yrs old. I cant stand her buck tooth retard visage.
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Grab a shotgun, aım, and pray for the best!
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I recommend throwing kittens at it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I dont know if this is a bad time to mention this but my kid might be in this weather balloon that just untethered from my compound. How the heck am I gonna get him down?
If they actually go ahead with this they should be shot.
This sucks. I hope this guy gets a huge dose of karma someday. Hey, maybe he will come back someday as someone's cat and get cooked for dinner. Ass!
I wish some one could sick PETA on this fucks ass.
I would personally like to kick this fucker in the balls.
I want to strangle this shit for brains!
For your information, my cat Lucy, who was diagnosed with feline/alzheimer's at the age of 15, died in my arms in August. I nursed her for four months before she gasped her last breath.
She was my angel and I miss her. Fuck this retard!