Jon Is The New Kate
Hailey Glassman has been very quiet the past couple of weeks. I figured she devoured a shit load of weed which gave her a serious case of laryngitis and numb fingers making it nearly impossible for her to communicate to the media. Well, Hailey is back and she's queefing about how Jon constantly punches her emotions. Now that Jon has his nutsack back the cunt tables have turned.
Hailey tells The Insider in an interview airing tomorrow night, "He'll call me and take his anger out on me. He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, 'Why are you so mean to me? Sometimes he has trouble with the truth, and he will dance and dance around his lies. He's like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him. I don't want to leave him all alone. At the end of the day, I love him but I dislike him at times. When I love someone I would never hurt them."
Not only does Hailey face Jon's wrath (which sounds as threatening as an angry baby turtle), but she also has to put up with people hating on her, "I met Jon in a bubble. "I'd never seen the show. I had no idea. People judge me before they meet me. I get threats everyday. I get called a home wrecker and a fat whore. People will stare or point. It gets worse everyday."
So let's go over this, shall we? Jon Grosselin is emotionally abusive, constantly does the lie lie mambo, throws something called "mantrums," violates eyeballs by wearing nothing but douche rags and also has the body of a half-deflated hippo balloon? Why is exactly is Hailey screwing on him again? Oh yeah, fame is a serious drug.
And whenever someone calls Hailey a fat home wrecking whore, she should just pull a Sienna Miller and get revenge by fucking their man.
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STFU, all of you whores. Your fucking show got canceled...stop infiltrating our lives!!!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I don't mean to poke fun at those with mental disabilities, but he really does look a bit "special" in that photo.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
I've seen him in queens club the other weekend
what a pathetic piece of shit he is
it's like watching a sleezy dude who acts like he hit the lotto
to bad everyone in a club felt like ignoring his ass
so he just hung out with promoters and staff
actually some even left because of him ahahahaha
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I was like dooodooo and she walk like beep beep
mantrums...how clever.
like when he takes money from small children and such. he's a keeper....oops I mean queefer.
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
I want the faceplant photo!
This photo is hilarious though, he looks totally over it there. I see a 5150 hold in her future...
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"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"
Why anyone would find this bald tub of lard, meaning Jon of course, attractive is beyond me. He can't hold a job and lives off his kids. What a leech!
Maybe the rabid possum crawls off of Kate's head at night and is making crank calls to Hailey and calling her a fat whore (or misdialed and was trying to reach Jon).
She's just trying to play for sympathy with this people calling her a "fat whore" crap. If anyone could be called a fat whore, it would be Jon, not her. She's a meth brows whore. Next she'll say she didn't know he had eight kids.
This pic is too funny. She has an "insert body part here" laugh/mouth going on while he has a "where am I going to get the money to fund my Ed Hardy needs" look.
Maybe she can get a deal for a reality show with Kim "bigfoot" Kardasian after that "marriage" combusts.
"people call me a fat whore".
ahahahahahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh, Hailley, don't you have a potted plant to have kissy-kissy times with?
Also - "mantrum." I like that. But I bet you're gonna have your own "methdown" in 3...2...1...
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Bottom-feeder.
I wish I knew who these dumbasses were that are calling her Fat Whore!
Dammit, don't they fucking know her official insult name is METH BROWS?!?!??
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:20pm.
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Au contraire, mon frere. On second thought, I think you and Tristin have the right of it..I'm fairly sure that even Douches R' Us, wouldn't want to claim these two.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Ah, touché, NitWitty, touché.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:28pm.
The fact that they are consıdered an ıtem, relevant to be on any magazıne covers and thus news-worthy I fınd upsettıng.
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Co-signed.
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Oh, really? What if it were the cover of Douches R' Us?
I'm fairly certain they would be lauded as the "it" couple of the new millennium.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:28pm.
The fact that they are consıdered an ıtem, relevant to be on any magazıne covers and thus news-worthy I fınd upsettıng.
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Co-signed.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:40pm.
angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:23pm.
O, THAT's what these people are for!
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I waste nothing.
:D
xoxo
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And you have to hand it to the media. They certainly are avid recyclers!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:39pm.
I am so sick of this made-up bullshit.
Did John and Kate even know each other before the show?
Was the child army hired from an Asian orphanage?
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LOL! I could totally see that.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Grosslin thinks he's holding the reins, but Hailey has the whip.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
"has the body of a half-deflated hippo balloon" ahahahahahaaha ((falls off chair))
Coma Caca!!
Body language says it all.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Bitch please, queef me a fuckin river.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Here is a job for Jon Gosselin, but he needs a resume to even be considered.
Haaahaaahaaahaaa.
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ret/1436258213.html
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/ret/1440542099.html
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:39pm.
Mike - that link didn't work.
love me some bad ads - can you try again?
This should work:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/amputee-needed-for-halloween
Mike - that link didn't work.
love me some bad ads - can you try again?
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http://tinyurl.com/yfnaxor
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I'm sorry.. did you just say that something looked good on him?
I need a drink
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"SALT THE SNAIL"
I always was a firm believer in Kate having a good solid PMS driven reason to bitch douche's ears off, I would too, just because he always has this look like his one depressed braincell is about to ooze out of his nose.
This should be filed under "Bitch, please".
I am so sick of this made-up bullshit.
Did John and Kate even know each other before the show?
Was the child army hired from an Asian orphanage?
This whore obviously wants the spotlight at any cost, so no shocker there.
I will say, his plugs are looking good. He was starting to look like a felt-covered cue ball.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Time to go back to your first love Hailey - that potted plant. It'll treat you the right way, and then you can smoke it. Perfect!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
are we still talking about this trash?
and furthermore, is he really going to do a show with Octopussy??? someone please say that's a bad rumor
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I got nuthin'
I thought her daddy was the one who did Kate's tummy tuck?! Wonder if she was boning Jon then?
Either way of course she knew about the show.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Sounds like Hailey's agent has her laying the groundwork for future interview bookings after her inevitable break-up with Jon. "He was so abusive to me and he, like, totally drinks too much and get wasted all the time" Merry Christmas, Kate Gosselin.
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I am not a pussy.
Hailey, I'm going to do to you what you need to do to Jon when he begins whining, listen closely.... *whispers* Who gives a fuck! *turns away, continues polishing nails*
Bullshit. This is
P.R. stuff so he can do that Octomom show. Can't do that with a girlfriend, so they are pretending to break up.
WOW how much fun that relationship must be, and she LOVES him!!!
I actually thought they'd broken up a few weeks ago. Just goes to show how much attention I pay to the Gosselin threads.
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http://tiny.cc/cU21p
What is she thinking?
Does she really think the host of "Tool Academy" is going to come up to them on their next date and turn to Jon and say "You're just a tool"? The whole country says it day in and day out about him. That might be one of my mantras in yoga.
NO ONE cares about Hailey Glassman. I mean I'm so thankful to the person who took that picture of her passing out in a ficus or whatever the hell that was, but honestly, she's so irrelevant. The victim card isn't working Hailey, pick another one from you deck of crazy.
Well Hailey I have a piece of advice for you. Once he's done with you because you're too "old", he'll move onto another young piece and treat her like shit too. He'll always want revenge on the who de-nutted him but take it out on young dumb girls like yourself who don't have enough sense to stand up for themselves and get out.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:23pm.
O, THAT's what these people are for!
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I waste nothing.
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xoxo
All I have to say is that MK picks the best photos. She looks like a psychotic meth-head and Jon looks like he's in some douchey "safe place" in his mind.
Of course he's being a jerk to her. Dude is flat broke now and hanging around Hailey isn't going to bring in any new cash.
Mantrums? I wish these assholes would just go away.
Whatthafuckeva, Faceplant.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
See whores, this is why you make sure the bitch who ripped a dude's nut sack off swallowed that shit whole and sprayed some Agent Orange up in his (lack of) bidness so he can't grow another...Ain't no meaner bitch than some formerly emasculated douche nozzle who grow him another nut sack.
Naw Hailey, grow some claws and fangs...you know what to do wif'em cuz I just tol' yo azz...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jim on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:21pm.
they are not gone yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey ... who are you and what have you done to OUR JIM???
(Damn... I know I'll regret this......)
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
Plant-hugger.
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Love was a fire to warm fools.
The fact that they are consıdered an ıtem, relevant to be on any magazıne covers and thus news-worthy I fınd upsettıng.
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Lmao @ the tag "Meth faces"
fame is a helluv a D-R-U-G
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:16pm.
Pathetic. Makes my life and my decisions look fucking fantastic.
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O, THAT's what these people are for!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Quit whining you homewrecking, fat whore.
they are not gone yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!