Wednesday, October 28th 2009
Salem Saberhagen Is Going To Get You For This, Jimmy
Melissa Joan Hart tried to zing Jimmy Kimmel hard last night, but her efforts failed when he threw right back in her face. Melissa laughed to keep from crying and that shit definitely left a bruise. I feel Melissa's pain, because my own family members do this to me on a daily basis. That's why God invented the bong.
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Why are some of you saying that she deserved it? He insulted her FIRST, she came back, and he burned her with a very unfair insulting comeback. He's so not funny, so not a man. I agree with the above comment, Jay Leno would have handled that so much better; he would have made his funny but been cool about it; esp that she is a young woman. That's what makes a good comedian: the ability to be witty without having to constantly insult.
Both those jokes were awkward and lame. Kimmel who cares about what you think? MJH is actually very 1996 and she should accept it anyway.
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whatever,she was just trying to be a smart mouthed bitch,and she got cut down by jimmy kimmel.ooh,sick burn...
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jimmy kimmel seems like a jerk... mjh seems dorky, but kind of sickeningly sweet...she looks great though!
melissa was unprofessional there. what does she expect. that was a good show.
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He's not the funniest comedian/whatever in the world, but it's like me with my Sandra Lee skills going up against a chef in the kitchen. He did her just like Kathie Griffin did the heckler on New Year's Eve with the dick-mouth-knocking come-back. Good times.
I didn't think either of them were funny or clever.
ouch!
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anyone notice how that dude totally gave her the once over during this?
umm, i am 43. and a couple months ago my son said, "mom? why do watch sabrina the teenage witch?" i said cause its funny, and i love salem, and sabrina is so cute.
and i do remember clarissa.
that was a mean dumb thing for him to say.
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Submitted by BettyisMyName on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 8:36pm.
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Kimmel has no class. Even if she made that comment about Farrah dying and stealing her People cover...who knows. Just because you can insult someone - doesn't mean you do. Class people class.
Well Jimmy is SO wrong about this one, sure it began in 1996...but it end in 2000... but I watched the reruns til like 2006? And that's not weird at all considering the fact that I'm 19.
TEAM HARVEY!
Anyways Poor Bitch.
He really did almost make her cry. He is not very funny btw.
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"BettyisMyName on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 8:36pm.
Well she is very 1996. She lost weight, so what. She tried to burn Jimmy and he would not have it - dish it, you shall be dished.
And let's not forget that she wanted Farah to delay her death so that she can get the cover of People.
When you can make comments like that about a woman dying of cancer I think a little joke about your expiration date is OK. Deal with it."
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You know, I was about ready to be pissed at Jimmy, but then you reminded me how much MJH truly sucks! I should have never forgotten how narcissistic and calculating she is-- thanks for reminding me....
Well she is very 1996. She lost weight, so what. She tried to burn Jimmy and he would not have it - dish it, you shall be dished.
And let's not forget that she wanted Farah to delay her death so that she can get the cover of People.
When you can make comments like that about a woman dying of cancer I think a little joke about your expiration date is OK. Deal with it.
Jimmy was a JERK! If someone like her made that joke about "So 1996", I would just laugh it off b/c it's not meant to be insulting. Can you blame her for wanting to get past Sabrina? At least David Letterman or Jay Leno would act like gentleman and let the "young woman" have the last word. You know Jimmy has a small dick so he has to have the last burn. Asshole.
Jimmy was right, but that was just mean for no reason.
Oh BURN!
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Damn Jimmy! Just took her best pitch to the upper deck.Nice.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:06pm.
DAMN! And can someone please tell me what the hell is going on with her mouth area? WTF happened to her upper lip? Where did it go? She looks like a granny with dentures when she smiles.
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She never had an upper lip. I remember it used to creep me out back in her Clarissa Days. She's stupid for not rolling with the punches with that witch joke. She could have just gone along with it and no one would have been hurt. Silly woman, you're a "celebrity" because of that show and Clarissa. Don't hate on it.
The fact that some dumb cooze who was over the moom (ha!) that Farrah Fawcett didn't croak before her People cover thought she could go head to head with Kimmel really says alot.
None of it is good.
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hahahahah Clarissa don't know nothing about wicked burns! LOL
I can't stand Jimmy K. but that was nice
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She needs to go!
She was asking for it.
Remember when her People Magazine cover came out a couple of months ago and she was worried Farrah Fawcett would die at the same time and steal her thunder? She's a legendary bitch.
Whenever I see this fucktard Jimmy Kimmel I recall two things: that gag when he was shirtless (UGH! What a chubby, small man!) and Sarah Silverman's gag with Matt Damon. That was a ball buster. Not a real fan of her, either. She's comely at best and not really funny. That said, I'd still throw Jimmy Kimmel under the bus anytime possible. America is better off with him toe-tagged.
Silly bitch got OWNED!
Ooooh.. That was very awkward.
Oh, SNAP! LOL
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FUCKING BURN!
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well the truth hurts. Who gave a shit about MJH since sabrina..? what Have she done since sabrina ?
Anyone?
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Not cool Jimmy. Not cool.
BURN! he totally got her. she was open. he's a late night host. it's kinda his job.
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She totally walked into that one.
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Who cares. Just watched Artie Lange on Fallon from last nite, he fucking killed. Especially when he hijacked Olivia Munns segment and the ping pong challenge.
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Ahahaha...she was standing there with her hand on her hip thinking she's all hot shit & uber-cool and then she gets owned....LOLOLOL. I cant say that I really care for Jimmy Kimmel but seeing people get it handed to them NEVER gets old for me.
She totally set herself up for that. Yeah, he was a jerk for taking it to it's inevitable conclusion, but bitches watching at home were thinking the exact same thing. He knew that shit, so he had to run with it....Thems the breaks when you try to cop a 'tude as a has-been...
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Kimmel can be such a douche.
I don't find him funny at all.
MJH's teasing didn't justify that sort of
response.
He's a prick (and that's being nice.)
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FUCK YES JIMMY.
she was trying to be a smart-ass but it backfired.
oh well.
LOL! I knew what he was going to say before he said it (because I would have said the same thing). She TOTALLY opened herself up for that one.
Kanye sez: OH SNAP!