Wednesday, October 28th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Lindsay Lohan got the quote for her new tattoo off of a Hot Topic t-shirt - Popbytes

This made my heart feel things - Towleroad

Megan Fox admits the obvious - Popoholic

Naomi from 90210 and Klutz touch lips - Popsugar

You know Jessica Simpson asked if henna tattoos come flavored - Just Jared

I really don't know shit about Miranda Kerr, but I've seen more of her body this week than my own. That might be a good thing. - Egotastic!

Heidi Montag has the perfect outfit for when she finally has to work the day shift on the ho stroll - Hollywood Tuna

This is going to hurt: ScarJo will attempt to act live in front of an audience - Lainey Gossip

No, Ronnie Wood, No, No, No, NOOOOOO - Holy Moly!

Satan must be nothing but a block of ice right now, because Pamela Anderson is actually covering her legs - Hollywood Rag

Lily Allen knows what life is about - I'm Not Obsessed

The most offensive thing about this is that Brody Jenner is wearing sweats with flip flops outside (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Colin Farrell is probably a daddy again - Celebitchy

Pfft. St. Angie is already slowly murdering Brad Pitt's hotness - ICYDK

Question of the Day: Do you know your celebrity camel toes? - Cityrag

Speaking of things you didn't need to witness today, here's Andy Dick topless - Socialite Life

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swampass's picture

Blohan, you need to STOP it now. You get less relevant and more annoying by the hour, not even the day anymore. I would eyeroll, but you broke my ability to do so a while back. CACK! Burned out stars don't twinkle; they just shrivel and become part of the asteroid belt. Take note.

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That tattoo is a joke. Let me tell you a little about 'stars'..... all of them are fucked up in one way or another. From child molesters to rapists to murderers to porn addicts to drug addicts ... There isn't enough money to prod me out into the glare of the media's headlights. I prefer to observe and report from the sidelines because, sooner or later 'out there', one begins to wholeheartedly believe one's PR. Pricks.

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Manimal5's picture

Lily Allen lives for the moment.

The last word on her arm is misspelled. It should be tweak . . .not twinkle. Oh, and she's not a star!

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Manimal5's picture

Singer-actress Lindsay Lohan has a fetish for tattoos and recently got the seventh one - another quote by Hollywood legend Marilyn Monroe - inked on her right wrist. It reads , "I restore myself when I'm alone"

I believe that Marilyn Monroe killed herself when she was alone. Maybe not such a great tattoo.

Ms. Caligula's picture

I should've known that filthy arm belonged to the Blohan. That bitch needs to lay off the self tanner & invest in lots of skin exfoliators. It would also help if she bathed every once in a while, but, you know, baby steps.

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Submitted by Snow White on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:03pm.
Lindsay's quote couldn't be more wrong. It's a Marilyn Monroe quote, the original WHOLE QUOTE is "I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle." She probably didn't have enough room...

MM's statement doesn't make much more sense. But it's good to see empty-brained actors were getting involved in politics back then, too.

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The tat quote is stupid, but the script is really good.

Lohan is an ass.

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Manimal5's picture

Lohan's tat should have ended with Twinkies...I love thoses things! Yodels are OK too!!

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Lindsay is a moron.

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Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:29pm.
*gagging* @ camel toes!! HOW uncomfortable they must be!

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Lindsay's quote couldn't be more wrong. It's a Marilyn Monroe quote, the original WHOLE QUOTE is "I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle." She probably didn't have enough room...

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sugar free's picture

is that tinkle instead of twinkle?

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angel_i's picture

Pfft. St. Angie's only gonna kill him for getting caught looking the fool in the out of doors.

Also, something tells me Lily LOVES her new cocaine habit.

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angel_i's picture

That tattoo is as old as Lindsay's face. Also it's misquoted.

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Caladonia's picture

I hate Lohan more everyday. I wish she'd fucking disappear already.

anony54321, I am a political ally of stars! I believe that the Constitution should protect their right to twinkle!

MizRo's picture

Albatross: totally. "Are" not "is". That's a lack of education and Marilyn Monroe syndrome.

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LiLo's tattoo is gramatically wrong. What a moron.

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idiots: thank you love! Private is most appreciated, in today's TMI mde. She is gorgeous and he's handsome - I wish them much happiness and the baby health.

Re: Bloho's tat - this is how they'll identify her decomposing body!!

cuntygolightly's picture

what the fuck happened to brody jenner? what's with all that bloat?

NovaNightly's picture

STARS?!?!

Should say...

"Trainwrecks...all we ask for is our right to wreck"

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Hekki's picture

At least it's spelled correctly.

MtlMama's picture

Can't Lohan just go twinkle in private like everyone else???

Make her go away! Her self-entitlement is getting to me.

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anony54321's picture

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anony54321's picture

1. the saying is stupid. stars do not have a right to twinkle. they simply do. it should say stars, all we ask is to twinkle.

2. what is up with pregnant pam? and does she EVER see her kids?

3. st angie couldn't care less about dangerous motorcycles. bitch rides them with no helmet regularly. course, she's got a deal with god to live forever....

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idiots drive me loco's picture

Mizro, his current GF gave birth about 3 weeks ago, according to reports. She's a Polish actress. Seems both parties want to keep it somewhat private. Good for both of them. She's quite striking, and I always thought Colin was gorgeous, and he seems like a good dad to his other kid.

I have nothing to add about Lohan, except that horrific tat will no doubt help identify her as the person who held up a strip club somewhere outside of Vegas.

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Centaurious's picture

"Stars, all we ask for is our right to wrinkle."

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

SpiceDong's picture

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MizRo's picture

Idiots: I know he has a child with a former gf, and now he has a child with his present one, right?

SpiceDong's picture

that tattoo on Lohan is quite old...It was profiled years ago for no other reason that this quote was uttered by Marilyn Monroe at some point. And we know how Lohan is with all things Marilyn...I just wished she followed MM's example and at least looked presentable whenever she needs to go out in public regardless of heavy booze and drug usage...This ink is not news...perhaps people just started noticing that fugly thing again.

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idiots drive me loco's picture

Colin is a dad, according to Polish news sources. If Celebitchy bothered to do a bit of research, she would've found that it has been referenced in actual newspapers as well as more tabloidy-type papers. Superexpress is like the Daily Mail-some gossip, and a lot of "human interest" stories like how I dropped 20kg or how I survived (insert tragety here). I fail to see how the fucking Star is more credible than Polish newspapers other than the fact she can't read it.

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MizRo's picture

*gagging* @ camel toes!! HOW uncomfortable they must be!

Reeter's picture

I am just no good at guessing Blind Items or camel toes.

squeezy's picture

Blohan has had that tat for a hot minute. The better to identify her when she's found dead in a hotel room.
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Snarkley's picture

We'll call you when we need yet another trashed-out slut with tattooed forearms. Thanks, but no thanks, Popeye.

Pamela's picture

Lindsay Blohans whole problem is that her mother told her her whole life how wonderful and perfect she was and never punished her or told her to knock off the shit when she was acting like an asshole. Now she lives so far in that delusional world she cant see a way out.

She is only fooling herself because everyone knows bitch hasnt twinkled since parent trap. Its actually very very sad.

MizRo's picture

*Standing next to KD* *shouting* "Lohan-free! Lohan-free!"

What is this world coming to? Heidi, Blohan, Fox, Chestica, Allen, Dick, etc... the paucity of relevant people in our society is alarming.

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Submitted by sophie_003 on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:12pm.

I couldve sworn that Lohan tattoo is old...

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Yeah, I think it's from earlier this year.

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Submitted by sophie_003 on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:12pm.
I couldve sworn that Lohan tattoo is old...

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You sure you're not confusing it with Megan Fucks' "gilded butterfly" bullshit?

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KD's picture

I hate it when people go off and start talking about their "rights". Her right to "twinkle" is interfering with my right to live my life Lohan free.

kubanita's picture

So uglyyyyy

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kanderso's picture

Give me a fucking break, Lohan. This is more of this b.s. you know her mother feeds her all the time - "oh, you're just sooooo special and you're just sooooo talented and people don't understaaaaannndd yooooooouuuu!!!" Blah, blah, blah.

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MizRo's picture

I was just going to scream the same thing, moomarse! She is delusional, simply delusional: the entire Lohan clan is.

sophie_003's picture

I couldve sworn that Lohan tattoo is old...

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