Teresa Giudice Is Not Right
Here's The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa and Jacqueline with their brand new baby friends, Audriana and Nicholas, in this week's InTouch Weekly. No, those babies are not wearing Halloween costumes. This is their real-life-wear. Okay, Nicholas' "Ode to Brad Pitt" ensemble isn't that bad, but Audriana looks like an Anne Geddes photo shoot.
According to Teresa, I'm alone in my opinions on her baby styling skills. Teresa said, "They’re girlie-girls. They all love clothes and fashion. Everyone loves the way I dress my kids and asks where I buy the clothes. When we go shopping, they know what they like. We like Stage Left in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey, and Neiman Marcus. I’ve noticed that a lot of celebrities dress their kids very plain and simple. The baby that they say has style is Tom Cruise’s daughter, Suri, but that’s not really my style. I’m a little hipper. The producers say the way I dress the girls reminds them of Kimora Lee Simmons’ daughters."
The producers or a bunch of liars, because the way she dresses her girls reminds me of a Bath & Body Works gift basket. Teresa's the one who should be wearing a giant shower puff on her head, so it will cover up her "Gorillas in the Mist" forehead.
It's so precious when people don't realize what dumbasses they are.
As for Jersey trash, I don't have a problem with it as long as it stays the fuck in New Jersey. It's amusing to laugh at these assholes from a distance.
Have you ever seen two more ugly looking pieces of Jersey Trash?
Those kids are effed.
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Submitted by pugzilla on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:16am.
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I know someone who totally Goths out their toddler.
I hope she grows up to be a complete yuppie.
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When I see mothers claim that all their daughters love dressing this way and are total girlie girls, one thing comes to mind --- Chastity/Chaz Bono. Rather than relishing all the public attention from being dressed up like a pretty pink princess and paraded around like a mini-me Cher, her dream was to dress like her dad instead. My evil dark heart hopes she ends up getting at least one Chaz in her brood.
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I really doubt all of her kids are girly-girls who go mad for ruffles. Sounds like she's the one who dresses them that way because she wants to show them off and have people say how adorable they are. I hope her daughters grow up to wear baggy pants and t-shirts with skulls on them.
This Teresa lady--if she has money, why doesn't she do something about that forehead? She could get it lasered back an inch or get electrolisis. I remember reading or hearing on TV before that Marilyn Monroe used to shave her hairline back--I can't really confirm that due to laziness. But if MM can do it, then Teresa Guidice is definitely not too good for it.
I really doubt all of her kids are girly-girls who go mad for ruffles. Sounds like she's the one who dresses them that way because she wants to show them off and have people say how adorable they are. I hope her daughters grow up to wear baggy pants and t-shirts with skulls on them.
Notice how low the little girl's cap is pulled so far down on her forehead. You can already tell the family's mighty Geico cavewoman genes have struck again.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:52pm.
I never knew there was such a thing as "Guido Trailor Trash".
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I do believe we could find Trailer Trash anywheres. Like, especially us;p
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Yowch!!!!!!!
You go, MK!!
fuck, I thought the kid on the left was a stuffed animal at first
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"The producers or a bunch of liars, because the way she dresses her girls reminds me of a Bath & Body Works gift basket."
I think I just fell in love with you.
This is the class from upper North Jersey?????? Maybe they should spend more time doing something, oh I don't know, like getting a clue, rather than dressing their kids to look like Christmas Ornaments, and the really cheap glittery kind at that. That little girl looks hideous, and by the way, knocking Suri Cruise, who always looks adorable is a real cheap shot coming from someone who can't pay their mortgage.
I know that little girl is all kinds of pissed off. Ugliest outfit ever.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Teresa in full action. Please note the use of 'Prositution whore' at 0:13.
Her beauty and charm is so evident.
I can never hate on Teresa.
She brought the phrase 'Prostitution WHORE!' into the national spotlight and for that, I am eternally grateful.
Trust me. Not ALL Italians look or act like these asswipes.
I never knew there was such a thing as "Guido Trailor Trash". You DO learn something new every day!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Whoever these ladies are they are pretty fug.
Submitted by SueCalico on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:59pm.
I'd bet that, at her wedding reception, one of these ladies + groom made their appearance though dry ice fog to the theme from "Rocky." On a platform that rose up out of the floor.
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LMFAO!
What lovely little angels! Gifts from God that, I'm quite sure, had nothing to do with Teresa being penetrated by her husband's juicy sausage.
Remind me again, please. Which of the girly girls is nicknamed Chaz?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:20pm.
I feel the Zen between Teresa's hairline and eyebrows, they want to become one...
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LOL! I feel it too!
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
I feel the Zen between Teresa's hairline and eyebrows, they want to become one...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:10pm.
all 4 look like shit
*gasp* Not you too!
The wife on the right has some HELLA GNAR knockers!!
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How precious those little angels are. Gits from God, in no way created via penetration by a juicy or greasy sausage like Teresa's husband has.
Remind me again, please. Which of their girly, girls are nicknamed, "Chaz"?
Um, Rita Hayworth (Mexican; holla!) may have had a hairline, but she was talented and beautiful, okay? WTF?!?!
M.K., I don't know where to begin with you. Your post was perfect, through and through!
Rita Hayworth's name was Margarita Cansino at birth. Her heritage was not Italian but Spanish & Irish, but she had exactly the same hairline as this Italian broad:
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What a difference a hairline makes! Must've been super-painful back then.
that boy's smile is the cutest
that little girl is adorable but UGH that outfit...poor thing
There is nothing hip about what her kids wear. And how is that baby's personality even developed at that stage? I wish she'd just have a boy so she wouldn't feel the need to keep procreating to please her husband.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Why is it that guidos can't tell that they look like guidos?
And bitch, people are asking you where you get her clothes to that they can laugh at you for spending so much money to look like cheap trash! BITCH, PLEASE!
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Why has this not been filed under "Photoshop Awards"?
poor kids look like those creepy Marie Osmond dolls. The moms look like tranny gorillas.
According to Teresa, I'm alone in my opinions on her baby styling skills.
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No, MK. Not alone. She dresses that kid like a granny with cataracts might.
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
The baby boy is adorable. I love how he is looking in a completely different direction.
bath and body & shower puff! LMAO!
"No offense, but that "style" is totally typical of the Italian-Americans I know who have money. I know three wealthy families from the tri-state area and the moms dress the babies that way (the older kids want no part of that fuckery). They also pierce the girls' ears at birth and let the boys' hair grow long.
Their homes all look the same, too. Lots of wrought iron and mahogany and marble and beading. Everything is fancy."
This. I grew up in NJ and lived there until 4 years ago. This is *so* stereotypical Northern NJ Italian American. I'd bet that, at her wedding reception, one of these ladies + groom made their appearance though dry ice fog to the theme from "Rocky." On a platform that rose up out of the floor.
That show is lame but that baby is adorable and I love the cute hat.
It's so retro they dress their babies as Mae West and Jimmy Cagney.
It's so pathetic they have no fucking idea.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I'm kind of hoping the baby puked on it five minutes later. That's what kids do---puke on stuff. Not that they shouldn't have nice clothes, but this poor kid looks like a taffeta cupcake!
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I was like dooodooo and she walk like beep beep
Looks like old Kim Z wig dipped itself in pile of shit and decided to swallow Teresas head
and that table skirt she's wearing is totally from Pier1 Christmas collection
Anyone seen new Mama Manzo pix...she looks fab!
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I was like dooodooo and she walk like beep beep
When is there going to be a mud wrestling tournament with all of the Real Housewives? First Round: Atlanta vs. OC then NJ vs. NYC. Finals Atlanta vs. NJ. I think Atlanta could bring the trophy home. Awesome!
Errrrrr you think it ever ocurred to Teresa that the producers are encouraging her to make her kid look like a fat cabbage patch doll in a Bobby Trendy salon? This is horror!
"i'm a little hipper"
hahahhahahahhahaha! delusional.
What's up with this new trend? All I see is babies with big poofs on their heads when I go out into public. Why do people think it's cute to stick a ginormous plastic flower on top of a kid's head?
I saw Danielle was at Stop and Shop the other week for fund raising. I wonder what for.
Who the fuck are these no-forehead female gorillas and why are they dressing their spawn in costumes???
No offense, but that "style" is totally typical of the Italian-Americans I know who have money. I know three wealthy families from the tri-state area and the moms dress the babies that way (the older kids want no part of that fuckery). They also pierce the girls' ears at birth and let the boys' hair grow long.
Their homes all look the same, too. Lots of wrought iron and mahogany and marble and beading. Everything is fancy.