Wednesday, October 28th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Lance Bass And His Sexy Dinner Date

Lance Bass is quickly gaining my full respect as a fellow slut whore. It seems that every time I turn around Lance is off dipping his peen in a new ink jar. Here's Lance giving us one of those "Yeah, I'm Getting This" looks while dining at Miami's Pacific Time Restaurant last night with some hot piece. Apparently, the two were "canoodling" in between bites of their fish entrees. There's a "two gays walk into a seafood restaurant" joke in there somewhere.

And I wish Lance would take just one minute out from passing the penis around to do a little shopping. Because that t-shirt could double as Jon Gosselin's weekend cum rag.

Posted by: Michael K


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NativeNYker's picture

Bass must have a big ass Mandingo dick or deepthroat really well cuz he sure does get himself some fine pieces of ass!

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Centaurious's picture

Are there any bars in NYC where you can still smoke cigarettes?

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Centaurious's picture

Is it possible this dude is faking gay to get in LB's wallet?

Ahhh...a friend of mine wants to know.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Tristram's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:14pm.
The Yankees sucked tonight...that is all.

Well, Lee was superb. He really mixed it up well. The whole secret with the Phils is to get into their relief (said as a Dodgers fan).

Mani, if you like baseball, check out latimes.com on the McCourts' (the owners') nasty divorce. OMFG it makes Celestia's divorce look sane.

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Love was a fire to warm fools.

Uncle Ashtray's picture

Where is everyone!!??

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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs

Manimal5's picture

The Yankees sucked tonight...that is all.

DiamondDawg's picture

Ugh. I'll have to come back for the reply. I just realized it's 11pm!

DiamondDawg's picture

Hi Horz!

Jazzfish - do you *live* in southeast Asia??

crazyinjapan's picture

Did Suck & Fuck drink all day and have the opposite effect of most people by becoming more eloquent and coherent before he passed out??? What's his secret?

cattitude's picture

hehehehehe
oh MK you make me smile
"Jon Gosselin's weekend cum rag" hehehehehhee

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Chirio's picture

Lil_Ras: ahahah yep.

Coma Caca!!

little_rascal's picture

Suck&Fuck is such a sweetheart, and he sounds so soft-spoken and very intelligent {when he's not screaming 'Seat on my face!'} :-)

jazzfish_77's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:58pm.

You are correct my friend. We do go to the other islands sometimes but it is really slow.
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I've known some people who have lived in Hawaii and they always seem happy when they can get somewhere else for a while. Just a change of scenery. That said, I'd love to come visit.

JustJack's picture

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:50pm.

Koko, I moved here from Cali about 15 years ago. It is nice but like Suck & Fuck says, the cost of living is crazy.
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I'd think you would go stir crazy sometimes just wanting to go to another place without a major air trip.
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You are correct my friend. We do go to the other islands sometimes but it is really slow.

jazzfish_77's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:50pm.

Koko, I moved here from Cali about 15 years ago. It is nice but like Suck & Fuck says, the cost of living is crazy.
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I'd think you would go stir crazy sometimes just wanting to go to another place without a major air trip.

kokoskitten's picture

alright i'm taking a break since i just heard the roomate leave, and i'm going to race into the kitchen but my drunk ass will be back in a little while...

jazzfish_77's picture

Good morning, Chirio.

JustJack's picture

Koko, I moved here from Cali about 15 years ago. It is nice but like Suck & Fuck says, the cost of living is crazy.

Chirio's picture

GoodMorning Jazzy!

Coma Caca!!

jazzfish_77's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:40pm.

@jazzfish77

where are you that it's morning...or are we being sarcastic ?
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Southeast Asia at the moment. Bright and early.

Chirio's picture

Night SuckandFuck! sweet wet dreams.

Coma Caca!!

suckandfuck's picture

I'm sorry about your living situations guys. I hope the kids move out soon Chirio. A washer on the patio sounds way too funky.

I hate it when I have to write a note to the dumb ugly fuck next door because it makes me look like a fucking nerd having to ask to keep it down after midnight when I know he's having a blast with whatever game he's watching.

KoKo shit is pricey, but its what you pay to live in such a great city! My best friend lives in New York and tells me that my apt. would be at least $2k if it were there. When the lease in his former apt was up (lived with 2 roomates) he thought about moving back to Jersey to save on rent but he found a great, mildly affordable place in the city and stuck with it. I don't blame him. Living in the city (especially in San Fransisco) must be a ton of fun.

I am off. I hope you guys have a great evening! Best of luck with your living situations.

Chirio's picture

Koko: Understand ya on the sitting in front of the computer. I party 3 times a wk. but I am very laid back. Have my wine or beer whenever. If I want a party I go out, not in. I pay around $250 for my hut/pad. pretty nice just for me. but again I am in the tropics.

Coma Caca!!

kokoskitten's picture

@jazzfish77

where are you that it's morning...or are we being sarcastic ?

kokoskitten's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:31pm.
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i still want some of that old lady stationary..."a special note"...ask the old windbag where she gets it...

jazzfish_77's picture

Good morning, what's going on?

kokoskitten's picture

i completely feel like i live in a college dorm and i graduated a good 9(10?) years ago...been there done that with all the parties and noise...not that i don't party but now it's sitting in front of the computer with a big ol' glass (constantly refilled) of wine...our fucking rent (of which i am contributing 0 and using savings at the moment) is $1400/mo. to live in the ghetto...

Chirio's picture

suck&fuck: I mean I am ok if they make noise but not the same shit over and over again. the washer is on the patio...so we kinda share the patio area, f*** bugs me. I'm sure they'll move out soon. young couple college kids..but again arrrgh. the gf is a bitch, when she sees me she gives me this stupid ass face. the guy is alright.

Coma Caca!!

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:27pm.

some people think they are the only people who live in the planet arrrgh.
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This is the kind of shit that terrifies me to move out. I'll have to move out eventually since the rent is beyond what I should be able to afford but my neighbors (with the rare exception of the one to my left) are so quiet, they might as well be dead.

Chirio's picture

The tropics are great.
I live in Costa Rica so it's nice. lalalala.

Coma Caca!!

Chirio's picture

talk about people who live near by, the next door neighbors do laundry every fucking day!!!When I work from home 3 or twice a wk, they always do the same shit. and they put the f***music up. some people think they are the only people who live in the planet arrrgh. I hope they move out soon.

Coma Caca!!

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:19pm.

I almost got shanked for saying this before but I live in Hawaii.
*ducks*
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OH GOD I HATE YOU. Hawaii seems like a really great place to live but costing of living must be incredibly high.

kokoskitten's picture

@justjack

have you always lived in hawaii ?? what's your story??

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:19pm.

@suckandfuck
none of us (foolishly but i have bad credit) signed a lease so even though we have lived here longer he acts like he is the primary tenant...i mean it's been basically spelled out that "we don't like you we want you to move out" but he doesn't give a fuck because he will not find a better deal and he's that dumb that he will live with people he knows hate him...it would probably take months to get him out...we live on one side of the top floor, he lives on the other with the kitchen seperating plus we have the backyard access so i guess i can deal
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Doesn't not signing a lease make it that much easier to move out?! Motherfucker sounds like he is on some roid rage. I hope he pops a few back zits to calm down.

Sweet Babu's picture

Koko: You're roommate sounds like he should live alone. What kind of person walks into a married couple's bedroom to demand who took his protein crap? He sounds like a college student. Hopefully you and Mr. Koko move soon. In the meantime, do you think your roomie would get beligerent if you asked him to slam cupboards, etc. more quietly and not walk into your bedroom?

Breakdown: You gotta do what you gotta do to get some of the good shit. It's out there -- just please be careful and don't get busted!

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:19pm.

East Asia: Hawaii?
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YES. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT!!

kokoskitten's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:11pm.
koko, didnt you AHole roomate call out Mr. koko for some idiotic reason?
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good memory...yeah that was a couple weeks ago when they stepped outside to "be men" i remember it was lame whatever it was about but i haven't spoken to him/been avoiding since...

@suckandfuck
none of us (foolishly but i have bad credit) signed a lease so even though we have lived here longer he acts like he is the primary tenant...i mean it's been basically spelled out that "we don't like you we want you to move out" but he doesn't give a fuck because he will not find a better deal and he's that dumb that he will live with people he knows hate him...it would probably take months to get him out...we live on one side of the top floor, he lives on the other with the kitchen seperating plus we have the backyard access so i guess i can deal

JustJack's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:17pm.
I almost got shanked for saying this before but I live in Hawaii.
*ducks*

Tristram's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:17pm.

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:14pm.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
IT'S ONLY 2:30 IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS.
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OH I'M SORRY
THAT PUTS YOU IN..........

ASIA?!?!?!?

East Asia: Hawaii?

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Love was a fire to warm fools.

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:12pm.

Gotta do a few big windows tomorrow in fluorescent paint, but will wear an old bra.
Gnight slutz!
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STAY HOT JILL. GOOD NIGHT!

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:14pm.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
IT'S ONLY 2:30 IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS.
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OH I'M SORRY
THAT PUTS YOU IN..........

ASIA?!?!?!?

JustJack's picture

Gnight Jill, wear the red striped bra, just add neon colors to it.

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:13pm.

if i didn't live in san fucking francisco there wouldn't need to be a roomate...need to move soon...suck and fuck sublet out here !!!! this is every gay guy's paradise!!!!!!!!!!!
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NOT MINE.

I hope you move soon. Living with people you can't stand is no good. HOME IS YOUR SANCTUARY.

JustJack's picture

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
IT'S ONLY 2:30 IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS.

kokoskitten's picture

if i didn't live in san fucking francisco there wouldn't need to be a roomate...need to move soon...suck and fuck sublet out here !!!! this is every gay guy's paradise!!!!!!!!!!!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Koko he sounds like my neighbor, next he will falsely accuse you of stealing a cottage cheese container full of change.
JJack, I like the B&B coconut lime verbena.
Gonna head for bed, hopefully my son will bring me back a souvenier Pens cup.
Gotta do a few big windows tomorrow in fluorescent paint, but will wear an old bra.
Gnight slutz!

JustJack's picture

koko, didnt you AHole roomate call out Mr. koko for some idiotic reason?

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:08pm.

i hate (ok highly dislike) my roomate...
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You can hate em. But why do you live with someone you hate?

JJACK WHY ARE YOU STILL AT WORK FOR THAT MATTER? OH FUCK I AM TALKING TO ALL WOMEN.