Waiting For La Toya
At the premiere of the new Michael Jackson movie This Is It in Los Angeles yesterday, this lady stood for hours with her eyes poppin' out and her perfect eyebrows waiting to pounce as soon as Detective La Toya hit the red carpet. Unfortunately, the woman's (and my) dreams were crushed into dust, because La Toya never graced the crowd with her glamour. La Toya refused to see the film, because she wants to keep a clear head to help her with the ongoing investigation to get to the bottom of EVERYTHING. And because La Toya said Michael would've never wanted his rehearsal footage to be made into a feature film. La Toya would know since I'm sure Michael communicated this to her using morse code.
Even though La Toya wasn't there, the premiere was still attended by a giant cast of characters. Some of these bitches would show up to the opening of a dick hole as long as cameras were there (I'm looking at you, Wonky).
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Ack! I realize that because JLove seems kind of desperate she might aim a little low, but Jaime Kennedy is approaching HIDEOUS territory. You can do better!
This is so superficial of me, especially considering I'm not gorgeous, but it bothers me inside when I see attractive girls with strikingly ugly guys. I have this acquaintance/quasi-friend who is pretty and she's been dating this guy for a few years (?) who has awful skin, a somewhat large nose, and scraggly long messy blonde hair. Ugh. Anyway, I'm always reminded of her when I see instances like this.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:42pm.
Wow, Anne Heche's son Homer looks like one unhappy little tyke. Poor kid smile, it's not that bad :)
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Maybe it is. *shudder*
His mom definitely had some mental issues. Hopefully she is better now.
I was there and it was damn windy that night!
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Oh, and by the way, I totally expect to get some rotten eggs thrown at me for defending Gaga.
(paints bullseye on forhead, resignedly)
OK, go ahead.
Uh. Ok. No-one I know uses that word in jest or otherwise. You know why? I don't befriend racists! Being "drunk" is not an excuse.
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:55pm.
For your information i met her she is sweet, funny and very outgoing. She is alot of fun. the picture i put up before my baby picture was me with her at hefz party summer in 2008. The picture i have now is with my lil girl alyssa.
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I don't doubt that you found Paris to be "sweet, funny and very outgoing." My friend worked with Paris behind the scenes, so she saw the woman in her true, real, off-camera state. Also, I think you and I are at opposite ends of the spectrum with respect to I.Q., experience, social experience and awareness, so our judgment and opinions will of course be totally different from each other on the topic of Paris Hilton.
*wanders off to a funnier thread*
HPH: You seem like a pretty nice girl at heart, so let me set you straight on some things. This is Dlisted and we love to make fun of celebrities. Not to their faces, mind you, but behind their backs. We were raised right. We especially love to rag on Paris Hilton. That's just the way it is here. I, personally, am a big fan of Lady Gaga. The Lady can actually sing and dance at the SAME TIME. However, I do not take it personally when everybody here makes a shameless mockery of her. Good luck to you and your sweet baby.
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:02pm.
Alot of people use both words.
It still doesn't make it right. If you seriously look up to Paris Hilton there is no hope for you.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Sorry whole life. Alot of people use both words.
because I like the name alyssa. Plus my cousin's name is alyssa and she is my best friend we been together our who life.
Paris Hilton es una puta de mierda! caRAJO!!!!!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:49pm.
i know from that video she was drunk and she was just joking didnt mean anything she said. i have friends who use the n word all the time. black people use it too guys say things like im a flying nigga. people call white people that. She is friends with alot of black people so she is far from prejudgement. And she was only trying to be funny with her friends.
Good Lord, nigga and nigger are used in totally different ways. And in my opinion either usage is wrong, no one should use them. You pea-brained troll.
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:56pm.
That was her big hit single. Washed down with some Rich Prosecco.
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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:56pm.
My friend worked for Paris for awhile as a make-up artist. She was at some fashion awards show, but her exit from the stage was cut from the televised program.
Stars are blind.
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So Paris is a "star"? Hmmmm.....
For your information i met her she is sweet, funny and very outgoing. She is alot of fun. the picture i put up before my baby picture was me with her at hefz party summer in 2008. The picture i have now is with my lil girl alyssa.
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:41pm.
Here is a picture of me with alyssa
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Honey, I'm worried about. I really am. All joking aside. How many of "you" are in your head?
You should step away from the computer now and study for school tomorrow.
this is the most random group of people at an "event"
HPH: Adorable baby! Really! How come you didn't name her Paris?
i know from that video she was drunk and she was just joking didnt mean anything she said. i have friends who use the n word all the time. black people use it too guys say things like im a flying nigga. people call white people that. She is friends with alot of black people so she is far from prejudgement. And she was only trying to be funny with her friends.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:56pm.
My friend worked for Paris for awhile as a make-up artist. She was at some fashion awards show, but her exit from the stage was cut from the televised program.
Stars are blind.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:36pm.
@ Sweet Babu
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Thank you for sharing those stories with us. I always thought she was just an indulged spoilt-rotten airhead, but now I know she is also a rude and obnoxious idiot.
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Yeh, my friend said that Paris is the one celebrity she's worked with who IRL is exactly how you'd think she'd be. Super dumb. But also really mean, which is an added bonus for us to mock, but not for the poor people who actually have to deal with her.
I can't stand celebs who are famous for no reason at all. Like being a socialite means you should be famous -- really?
Haha, thanks, Sweet Babu. I'm not shocked to hear that she's rude and dumb. I'm just in shock that she has fans because all she does is snort blow and spread the herp.
Here is a picture of me with alyssa
I cannot belıeve there are people here tryıng to vouch for Parıs Hılton's mental fortıtude!
That stupıd bıtch ıs lucky to even have a GED as ıt ıs!
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You didn't answer my question: using the n word and making fun of poor people...where does this fit into your "OMGZ PARIS IZ TEH BESTEST PERSON EVER" theory?
And I can't believe you consider shopping and signing autographs to be "work". Get a grip.
@ Sweet Babu
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Thank you for sharing those stories with us. I always thought she was just an indulged spoilt-rotten airhead, but now I know she is also a rude and obnoxious idiot.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:56pm.
More stories, please!
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My friend was checking into a Hilton hotel once with Paris & her entourage, & she said Paris was incredibly rude to the entire staff. She just waltzed in with a shitload of luggage, demanding that she get the best suite. The hotel was booked solid, and Paris threw a temper tantrum right there in the lobby, screaming that she was a Hilton, that she owned the hotel, blah blah blah. After the bimbo finally got her way, she began bossing bellhops around and then just laughed it all off before flouncing off down the hallway. My friend was so mortified by her behavior and said that was the last straw, so she quit the bitch right after that gig. She said Paris was the rudest & dumbest celeb she ever worked with. Like that's a big surprise, right?
Angel: You're welcome! I love sharing with like-minded dlisters. Of course, I'm sure my story made the troll stomp off in a huff to research Paris at award shows. Good lord, it's hard to believe that girls out there actually idolize that Hilton airhead.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:56pm.
More stories, please!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:04pm.
bye im leaving with my friends for awhile talk to you later bitches!
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I hope you're going to study grammar, writing and English before bedtime. Remember, it's a school night.
Sally Struthers called, said she wants her G.E.D back...
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Awesome story, Babu! Thanks:)
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@ M.E.
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LMAO at Paris' "penis nose"!!!
If you want to see Paris Hilton before her several plastic surgeries, go to :
plastic-surgery-makeovers.popsugar.com/112565
They have photos of Paris in 1998, 2001 and 2004 and you'll see the difference. Totally different person. She keeps doing her nose and eyes.
bye im leaving with my friends for awhile talk to you later bitches!
She took the test. If it wasnt for the people giving out her address she would have gotten her diaploma. She only graduated 4 months early.
You guys are gonna love this story. My friend worked for Paris for awhile as a make-up artist. She was at some fashion awards show, but her exit from the stage was cut from the televised program for the following:
Ok, so Paris comes out on stage & does her stupid speech & then it was time for her to leave. The dumb bitch couldn't figure out where she was supposed to exit the stage. For real. So she's doing her standard exaggerated "runway/show horse/posing" walk off the stage, but she was all confused. Paris would take several steps, stop, pose with hand on hip & then start walking again. It got so bad that the bitch was literally walking around in circles looking more & more confused and self-conscious, stopping every few seconds to pose & smile. My friend said it was so painful to watch because it went on forever, but she couldn't stop laughing at the dumb broad. Finally someone came out to walk Paris off the stage, but it's too bad they cut that portion from the final show because the world would have loved to see it. You just know that Paris' camp demanded it be cut.
Sorry for the long story, but the way my girlfriend re-enacted it was hysterical.
IG lol I was just going by ME's wiki info
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snowy, did Paris, a.k.a. I-have-a-serious-case-of-the-floppy-meat-wallet-Hilton even get her GED?
I can't speak for HPH. :)
HPH: Is that a picture of you kissing Paris?
HPH your spelling is disgraceful.
Did you get your GED like your idol?
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@hotherpesonparis:
When you say 'higher' - did they use coke or crack? Do tell.
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That wiki is incorrect about breaking school rules for reason having to leave.
its beacuse someone printed there address and they got a stalker at the waldorf astoria. so she was taken out of school four months before graduation and the family had to higher security.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:39pm.
@ angel_i
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I saw the hours-long "discussion" you had with that woman-hating guy on Jude Law thread. God bless you and your little daughter, Angel. ♥ ♥ ♥
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Aw! You're so sweet, little_rascal! Thank you:) ♥
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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
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Looks like somebody opened a vintage bottle of "Delusion" and took a big old swig..
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:18pm.
sweet babu - you forgot locking little doggies in closets and leaving for weeks at a time without providing them care, or leaving them food or water.
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No shit. I hate her most for this & can't believe she hasn't been arrested by now for hoarding animals. Remember when Paris showed off her kinkajou that she kept in her purse & then it mysteriously "disappeared" when animal rights groups protested that it was illegal to own one? She's such a cunt, and I hate using that word.
@ angel_i
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I saw the hours-long "discussion" you had with that woman-hating guy on Jude Law thread. God bless you and your little daughter, Angel. ♥ ♥ ♥
*joins thorny on bleachers*
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