Jodie Marsh On Katie Price
England's finest rose Jodie Marsh put down her fancy tea cup, patted the ends of her mouth with a crisp white napkin and commented on Katie Price's life to the esteemed magazine Zoo (via Metro). And since Jodie is a refined lady who curtsies when she pees, she was as polite as polite can be when speaking about Harvey's mother. It's like Queen Elizabeth herself spoke these words:
"What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that's all she does. She doesn't jump. She doesn't do fuck all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts. I started horse riding again recently and I haven't ridden since I was 14. So I've got on it after 17 years, and it's a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps."
Jodie is talking about actual horses, right? Of the SJP variety? Because I was pretty entertained thinking about Katie Price dressing up a dick in satin and parading it around the room while puckering up her lips. Although, she probably does that with Roxanne.
Jodie didn't end there, she crossed her ankles and demurely placed her hands in her lap before going on about Katie's skills on the fuck mattress, “She's not good in bed – she doesn't know what she's doing. She's as cold as ice, she's got hardly any friends and she's thick as shit! I think anyone who wants to be with Jordan is a bit weird in the first place."
You know, I wasn't sure until I read this interview with Jodie, but now I can say with confidence that we have found this generation's Emily Post!
P.S - Real talk. I think Jodie is just a bit jealous because Roxanne didn't let her lick on his tuck.
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I swear Megan Fox looks more and more like Katie Price aka jordan as time goes on. does anyone else see this?
Haha Plecto... thank the heavens!
Where is Harvey lately? And the other children? Does that whore ever take care of her children anymore?
I cannot believe the Queen of England gave this filthy strumpet an AWARD!!!!!! *grrrr*
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:03pm.
Marsh is just a sad case of attention whore; she doesn't have children, right?
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Bottom-feeder.
@paris herpes: ITA.
I loathe Jordan, aka Katie Price with every fiber of my being for oh so many reasons...
Marsh is just a sad case of attention whore; she doesn't have children, right?
Their mother's are soooooooooo proud!
They're both the biggest twats I've ever seen and heard. OMG, and I thought the U.S. had brain dead celebs, these two are just AWFUL. They make Posh look like a member of MENSA!
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:02pm.
I saw Katie on Graham Norton the other night, and she was self-absorbed, clueless, and proud of her ignorance. She was on the show with Jo Marsh and Jackie Collins, so her Sarah Palin-ness really stood out.
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I watched that episode on YouTube, and loved that Graham paired the 3 of them together. Jo is so fucking funny and Jackie is so damn classy -- what perfect foils for Katie! I thought she was really bitchy with that comment about imagining that the other 2 had really furry muffs. WTF?! Bitch lives for always putting everyone else down. I think she's bipolar or has some kind of mental problem.
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ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. that is all.
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They can bitch about each other all they want to,
but I've never seen either one of them wearing lucite platforms. Case closed.
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I am convinced they are both trannies with excellent tuck skills. Looks at thier midsections, there is no waist, no room for female reproductive organs, obviously males with those six packs. Those tupperware bowls they have jammed under their chest skin is ridiculous. Those dont look anything like boobs.
I saw Katie on Graham Norton the other night, and she was self-absorbed, clueless, and proud of her ignorance. She was on the show with Jo Marsh and Jackie Collins, so her Sarah Palin-ness really stood out.
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At least Jodie Marsh is people-colored...not that not found in nature oompa-loompa orange like Jordan.
Well, if that ain't the whore calling the hooker a ho I don't know what is.
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Like either of these whores have ridden a horse on it's back.
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so based on horse ridding skills we determine sex skills?
well it is obvious that neither of these ??? WHores??? had really ridding a horse other than a photos shoot if you ride a horse for 3 hours and your are not used to it I swear from my own experience I had a black and blue thighs for a week and after horse ridding trust me no sexy times nothing is unsexier that your genitals getting bumped and bruised
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I resent the slut on the left's remark about dressage involving nothing more than posing on the back of a horse. But, then again, I shouldn't expect either one of them to know their ass from their armpit...
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I wish both these tramps would disappear.
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Submitted by starfishing on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:01am.
if they got married and did a reality show they'd make more money. they should just sleep together and get over it!
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if they got married and did a reality show they'd make more money. they should just sleep together and get over it!
Ummm...Ewww.
Jodie's ok. I'd pick her over Jordan any day.
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I love Jodie Marsh!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:41am.
I'd like to see both of these skanks in a rasslin' match with Tonya Harding.
GOOD CALL!!! I'd pay five bux to watch that!
I'd like to see both of these skanks in a rasslin' match with Tonya Harding.
Hmmm...Dumb and Dumber....though I'd be hard pressed to tell ya who's who.
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Coma Caca!!
I'll take what Jodie is wearing, in a 6XXXL with extra room in the crotch, please.
yeah, well, I spy something a lot grosser than these two skanks.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:07am.
It's as if Joan Crawford and Bette Davis were reborn in a pig sty
LOL! Exactly.
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Both are fucking nasty. Just why should we care about these two dried up whores?
For those of you who want to know who Jodie Marsh is, she shagged Katie Price's EX b/f before the sheets were dry! They hate each other. Katie is everything Jodie would like to be. ( ???? )
The problem with Jodie is she's slightly smelly in the arm-pitt region, so nobody goes near her anymore!
What I can't get here is why Michael is even writing about Jodie Marsh she's soooo over here, don't take her over there you'll regret it !! LOL
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I'd let Jodie Marsh and her weave pound me til the cows came home! You know she boasts at least a seven-incher. A fat one, too.
It's as if Joan Crawford and Bette Davis were reborn in a pig sty.
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Bottom-feeder.
Get Shauna Sands in there and have one big bitch-slapping whore fight.
nuclear disaster meets open sewer line
I don't understand why people wear clothing that is too small for them, it creates bulges and it's not at all flattering. Judy Marsh is obviously not fat but did she need to vanity size herself into an XXS instead of just an S or goodness forbid, an M? No one is looking at her tags and she wouldn't have her hips and butt cut in half.
Gross.
That is all...
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I can't take Jodi seriously until she her skin is a bright day-glow orange.
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They probably would have looked just fine in their natural states. Now they just look fake.
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Um, yeah, the first thing I wonder when I see these two is how well they ride horses.
I guess I should've closed my eyes when U drove me 2 the place
Where your horses run free
Cuz I felt a little ill when I saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me
Believe it or not, I started 2 worry
I wondered if I had enough class
But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And U say - "Baby, have U got enough gas?"
Oh yeah!