Andre Agassi Had A Meth Moment In The 90s
Andre Agassi is out peddling a new memoir which means he has to drop a few bombs in our laps to get us to pay attention. You know, Mackenzie Phillips gave us the "I did my daddy" grenade and Stephanie Tanner shot us with an "I snorted meth at the Olsen's premiere" bullet. Well, Andre's big bombshell is that in 1997 he traded his tennis balls in for meth baggies. Cue the angry mob screaming, "STRIP OF ALL HIS SHINY TROPHIES DATED 1997!!!!"
In Andre's book called Open (yeah, I don't know either), he writes about how he became one with crystal meth while he was married to Brooke Shields. Andre tells People, "I can't speak to addiction, but a lot of people would say that if you're using anything as an escape, you have a problem." When he was asked if he was worried how his fans would feel about him being a meth head at one point, Andre answered, "I was worried for a moment, but not for long. ... I wore my heart on my sleeve and my emotions were always written on my face. I was actually excited about telling the world the whole story."
Excited about telling everyone he got hongray for meth? Who the hell does Andre think he is? Cristy from Intervention? Speaking of, last night they re-aired Cristy's Intervention episode and that shit had me kissing my Sharpie and clearing out my bathroom cabinet of all medications (No, I didn't do that). THIS IS METH:
Do you think Brooke has video of a nekkid-ass Andre Agassi throwing Ramen noodles across the room? Totally.
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That video proves that contraception is a human right and abortion needs to remain legal!
also, whoever said that Mondo should be murdered has obviously NEVER heard his sweet melodies...Cristy is the original!! she doesn't care what you think, she's gonna stick some tiny stickers on her face and do her quantum calculus at the rave whether you like it or not.
CRISTY!!!! The most entertaining thing I've ever seen on TV...has anyone seen cristy, and will someone PLEASE give her her own show?!?!?!? I've been waiting for years to see her return to the small screen.
I had no idea meth was so big in the 90s. I just learned about it in '01 and then did it for a couple of months along with a couple of million lines of E. Ahhh, the days of chemical discomfort...YAR! My nose has yet to forgive me for that one. EW, was he playing tennis high on meth then?!
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Who didn't do meth in the 90's? Get in line fucker!
"Fuck me running..."
Maybe that is the reason Brooke divorced him...she was the one who left him...I recall rumours of drug usage and infidelity on his part, but details where never revealed...they did not have gossip blogs back then...the internet was still in Pampers in '97. ha!
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Jack - OK! I will! I remember one time I had to use a friends dealer cuz mine well.....he got busted, anyway, this dude brings over a baggie of this shit that looks like peanut butter.
I was like "WTF is that shit!?!?"
He said "Crank"
I said "Adios dude, I aint doing that fucking shit."
M.E. - hahaha... go read my post on the Brit Murphy thread.... bathtub crank is the worst.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:20am.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:19am.
*swoon*
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Gotta know the history of your DROGAS man!
I'm glad I stopped using before speed became "dirty bathtub meth".
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:19am.
*swoon*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Brooke looks great in that pic. I'm glad she's not with him anymore. I always thought he was so gay. I have to agree with others - Why does he need to publicize this mess?
BTW, they both have the same eyebrows!
And who the hell was the yungin in here that asked if meth was around in 1997!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Seriously?
Meth has been around for decades. It's popularity began hightening in the 90's.
And back in the 90's meth was more commonly know as speed, because it wasn't made with as many shitty household cleaning products, it was straight amphetamine.
Any one remember Cross Tops? They used to be sold at gas stations, right next to the NoDoze?
Yes, 100% pure amphetamine.
When Andre has a tale about doıng lınes of coke off the ass cheeks of Tatum as John McEnroe looks on screamıng...
'You cannot be serıous!'
then maybe I wıll pıck up thıs book.
Otherwıse?
next!
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Submitted by dcgirl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:33pm.
DC is a very small town. Even if you have a seemingly non-important job, you're somehow in close contact with people who do. It's all about decorum here. Gabbing too much can lead to ugly things like impeachment hearings.
As can grabbing too much. You must be very decorous, then. My friend, a GW grad, used to say that DC has the charm of the north and the efficiency of the south. :)
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WOW. I missed this mess last night. Why is she wandering around, outside, naked? Seriously.
ugh. anything to sell a book.
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OH CRISSY! I could marry that girl. FUCKING HOTNESS!
Why do all celeb memoirs have the most chessy, dumb-ass names like "Unsweetined" and "Open"?!? Really, is that the best their ghostwriters could dream up?
As for Agassi and meth...he should be grateful he didn't develop an addiction and STFU. Most people who play around with that shit aren't so lucky.
Never watched 'Intervention' but that Christy girl is fuckin crazy with drugs and I hope she gets help.
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The war isn't working.
I loved this guy. I even had poster's of this shit on my wall at age 15 and would go to his matches at the Princess Resort in AZ. I had it BAD!
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Um, I don't care WHAT I'm on.
I'm not fighting someone while naked.
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I think the Ramen Noodles set her off...
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nobody is on it, until they are off it. who knows he may be making it up for the book.
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Sadness@ that video. That meth head does look like she has a hot bod tho. Ha!
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"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Um, I don't care WHAT I'm on.
I'm not fighting someone while naked.
What in the world is the woman in the clip on? Why is she so hostile? I have never seen anyone react like that to any type of drug -- so baffled. Unless she just has a horrible personality to begin with.
And why did I keep on thinking about Lindsay Lohan as I was watching this clip?
Are these people that fame hungry that they want others to know how fucked up they were?
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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:13pm.
Yup. Well, I presume you have a job based on yer credentials, not mere name-recognition.
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DC is a very small town. Even if you have a seemingly non-important job, you're somehow in close contact with people who do. It's all about decorum here. Gabbing too much can lead to ugly things like impeachment hearings.
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“An evening gown that shows a woman’s ankles as she walks is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” –Valentino
These two were never right for each other in the first place. Andre and Stef are soulmates.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Brooke Shields would drive anyone to meth.
So true. All of these tell all's and true confessions are seriously getting played out. Plus, they only work for the rich and famous. If I were to one day go to work and blurt out at a meeting everything I did my freshman year of college (or that few years of trying to find myself that I'd rather forget), I'd never work again.
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Exactly. I can't imagine all these fuckheads ran through their money. It has to be that they can't stand being irrelevant and out of the spotlight right? Are these people that fame hungry that they want others to know how fucked up they were. Doesn't Barbara Walters have enough money in the bank so we don't need to know that she was an unethical slut who fucked married senators? Same thing with Agassi. Can't he just be the mullett headed pre-Billy Cyrus later balding tennis player who divorced the beautiful Princeton educated actress for a butt fucking ugly female tennis star?
Submitted by dcgirl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:09pm.
All of these tell all's and true confessions are seriously getting played out. Plus, they only work for the rich and famous. If I were to one day go to work and blurt out at a meeting everything I did my freshman year of college (or that few years of trying to find myself that I'd rather forget), I'd never work again.
Yup. Well, I presume you have a job based on yer credentials, not mere name-recognition.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:57pm.
It's really sad when people prostitute themselves. Seriously, does he not have enough money to keep us all from needing to know his meth secret?
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So true. All of these tell all's and true confessions are seriously getting played out. Plus, they only work for the rich and famous. If I were to one day go to work and blurt out at a meeting everything I did my freshman year of college (or that few years of trying to find myself that I'd rather forget), I'd never work again.
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“An evening gown that shows a woman’s ankles as she walks is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” –Valentino
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:06pm.
hahahaha. Trick Q, right?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:03pm.
hahahaha. Trick Q, right?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:02pm.
Bottom line: does anyone really give a flying fuck?
That's true. When I saw the post, I said, Wait, they were married? I bet a pro tennis player of his stature has far more juicy stories about groupies and whatnot, but he can't reveal them due to endorsements and his being a fambly man now.
So I says to my wife with the watery eyes...Brooke?
I hope Cristy is not dead.
TRISTRAM you old cocksucker...How ya been?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Bottom line: does anyone really give a flying fuck?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by mzlee on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:58pm.
I went to high school with her...and that's not a metaphor.
Brooke or Cristy? I tried to watch the Intervention vid and got grossed out. My immediate reaction was both peeps were acting up for the camera, but I dunno.
So, was Brooke Shields a meth head?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:40pm.
Yes, they had crystal meth in the '90s.
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I invented crystal meth.
True Story.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
I went to high school with her...and that's not a metaphor.
It's really sad when people prostitute themselves. Seriously, does he not have enough money to keep us all from needing to know his meth secret?
And wow, this really brings back memories of when Brooke Shields eyebrows were actually close to her eyelids.
Did they even have meth back then?
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Long before people were cooking it up in their kids brownie pans, meth was available in prescription form and generously prescribed by doctors. Back then people called it speed. Is that name still around?
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An evening gown that shows a woman’s ankles as she walks is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” –Valentino
Submitted by snippy on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:19pm.
Exactly. Again, I don't know for sure, but I doubt Brooke Shields had some kind of drug problem that was the source of Agassi's unhappiness. People break up for different reasons. It isn't fair to blame her. It feels like that whenever couples break up it is the automatic reaction to blame the woman, but that's just not fair,
@putsomestankonit:Yes, they had crystal meth in the '90s.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:40pm.
Yes, they had crystal meth in the '90s.
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