Tuesday, October 27th 2009
What In The Glitter Lube Hell......
Paging Nina Flowers! Paging Nina Flowers! Please report to the front to grab your look back from Glamberace. Apparently, this is really the cover for Glamberace's debut album "For Your Entertainment." I mean, we know Glamberace farts glitter and cums rainbows, but this is really on a whole new level. This looks pretty much like my cholita cousin's airbrushed t-shirt of Madonna's first album. It's like THIS PICTURE as seen through the eyes of Lisa Frank. I can't. But I will.
With all that being said, Glamberace is the prettiest tranny unicorn on Venus. Not quite "Bill Kaulitz" pretty, but almost.
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We're still on Glamberace's cover?!?
Well, okay - he shore has a purty mouf.
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This CD cover has pretty much isolated any straight man from purchasing the album...ever. Genius marketing strategy (not).
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it looks a little like Elvis........
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
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She’s kicking out the windows in your car
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Snideychick sez:
If Gary Numan (circa 1980) and Pink had a love child it would look like this.
Don't tear the shrink-wrap with too much excitement. The glitter farting My Little Ponies will cut you in half trying to run loose shaking all that shaved chest hair off their manes.
Besides the obvious there is no way in hell is face is that flawless! Just google him to see his proactiv BEFORE face! LMAO! He looks like a pepparoni pizza!
Holy shit !
Its the official Hermaphrodite poster !
how much putty did it take to fill in the craters ?
and what the hell happened to his neck, or are his shoulders not his either ?
I saw this on Idolator and I commented with: "Is this coming out on Jerrica Benton's label Starlight Music?"
Dude looks like Pizzazz from Jem.
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Lisa Frank kicks the fucking ass of this piece of shit trash joke "album cover".
I know my name is Lisa but I can't stand the look of Lisa Frank. Shutter. The cd cover is better than anything Lisa Frank would put out.
I fucking LOVE IT.
awesome! ♥
go Adam!
Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:42am.
They should have kept the craters in his face, though. It matches the space theme.
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Oh snap, that was cold!! But totally true and awesome.
BTW your avie is giving me dry heaves so good job on that.
I wonder how long it took them to Photoshop out all 45 of his extraneous chins. They should have kept the craters in his face, though. It matches the space theme.
Kaulitz is hotter
bret michaels would be proud.
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Bill looks pretty with no make-up and no extensive photoshop.Adam on the other hand.....
He's pretty. And growing on me:)
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I thought it was PInk!!!!
Why do these talent show contest hacks get so much media coverage? I have never heard an AI contestant's song (NO! Kelly Clarkson but the bitch in the cubicle next to me plays it so it's not voluntary) and cannot imagine I will in the future.
I'd rather see this frosted twinkie though if it means I don't have to see that creepy old ass looking gray/white haired guy tyler or taylor.. what the fuckishis name - who was all over the place not long ago. He had thick sausage legs stuffed into faded Wrangler looking jeans and often wore a sport coat I think.. at least in pictures I had seen. This is at least funny.
This cd cover looks like a fucking Trapper Keeper I used to have, actually.
I've loved Adam from the minute I first saw him on Idol. I've seen his makeup done up so many different ways on the internet, he's got so many "looks". He's a good looking guy but this cover is just not doing it for me. I hope the music speaks for itself. All I can say is thank god for Itunes.
This tickles the same part of me that My Little Ponies used to tickle when I was a kid.
BTW the reason that the three magical wolves are not visible, is that they've taken their abode in Glambert's Fountain of Eternal Electric Youth-hair
to prepare for a battle with RPatz's mystical unicorns.
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OMG he sparkles!
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is he topless too???
LMAO
I love how testosterone just oozes out of his non-existent pores.
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Wow, he has the smoothest skin I've ever seen!
*chokes*
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . and this thing has a penis? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Maybe she is born with it,
maybe is maybelline
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This really needs to go on one of those "weirdest album cover" blogs. xD
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
jesus I thought it was Pink...
The lady's a dude!!!
but this is really on a whole new level. This looks pretty much like my cholita cousin's airbrushed t-shirt of Madonna's first album.
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I think it's really funny that Madonna's thirty year old album cover looks better than both this AND RiRi's. Ha!
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
For Your Entertainment.
RIVETING title! Just riveting.
Or does it mean "Laugh at me" ....?
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Those pics he took for Details had me orgasming for days....I am soooo buying his album.
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do you think that's a framed degree over her bed?
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well his complexion has sure cleared-up beautifully ! /
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:41pm.
Nah, haven't been online. Is MK bidding on it? *logs into eBay*
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Haven't read any of this, all I can say is Boy George is jealous.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:39pm.
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"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"
If it didn't say "Adam Lambert" across the top, you'd think it was some glossy handed to you on the Strip of Vegas for "Sugar Dolls" or "Baby Land" or something.
Remember this? :
http://www.freewebs.com/lacheynick/DETAILS_04_2004_NickLachey.jpg
Boy these two would make SOME duo.
looks very amateur
the fonts alone look downloaded straight from the internet
and the airbrushing is totally out of control
1. shitty fonts? check
2. shitty mug? check
3. ugly blue hair? check
4. stolen desktop wallpaper from mac os x leopard? check
he's hottttttttttttttttttttt.. he's affeminate and manly at the same time
Haha! That's why RiRi has a headache. He's a bad boy! LOLOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
I like Adam and I think he is gorgeous.
*hides*
That looks like a white boy Nina Flowers.
LOL! He looks like the Bottom to RiRi's Top. Ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.