Tuesday, October 27th 2009
Samantha Burke Does Not Want You To Think She's A Baby Pimp
Samantha Burke sold off the first pictures of her baby with Jude Law to Hello! Magazine for$300,000. This had a lot of whores (including yours truly) screaming about how she's selling out her baby so she can roll around in wads of cash. Well, Samantha bounced on her website to set the record straight:
I can confirm that after months of constant requests from the media, I decided to share pictures of myself and Sophia with Hello! Magazine. Both Sophia and I were compensated for the photographs, and will donate a portion of the compensation to the Ronald McDonald House to assist with the completion of their new facility in Pensacola, FL. The majority of the compensation, paid to Sophia, will be placed in trust for her secondary education and well-being. I’m thrilled with the pictures of Sophia and pleased to announce that she is healthy, happy and deeply loved.
SAMMY STOP! Putting a quarter in those plastic boxes in front of the McDonald's cash register does not count!
But if Samantha is telling the whole truth, it makes sense why Baby Sophia has a "THIS BITCH" face. Working for free doesn't exactly inspire a smile.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 3:04am.
Shorty: I've missed you! I need to get to bed now though...have a job interview tomorrow AM. Let's catch up soon though! If you still have my #, just call me. :)
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You don't need any sleep to be able to get down on your knees and suck, do you?
Submitted by pussywhipper on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:45am.
Hey guys: if you don't want to make babies with a one-night stand, use a damn condom! Its not rocket science!
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But pussywhipper, the women on DListed are saying that wearing a condom doesn't matter. That men should just get a vasectomy (maybe women should get steralized) or not have sex, because condoms have a 2 percent chance of failing and the man is then at the mercy of the decisions made by the woman. Later.
Just an observation here.....but if you say that you're "pro-choice", doesn't that mean you support a woman's right to do what she wants with her body in regards to pregnancy? What I'm hearing from the gentleman here is that "I will be there to hold your hand if our sexual relations end up in an unwanted pregnancy if you choose to have an abortion and help you through the onset of depression afterwards, but if you don't choose the same thing I want (if you want to keep the baby), I'm outtie". Wouldn't you be more "pro-abortion" than "pro-choice" then? The only truly 100% safe thing is abstinence, which I recall reading in one of your posts earlier, something along the lines of "then just don't have sex". I think it's a pretty simple solution.
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Yes, I am pro choice. A woman can choose to have an abortion or to give birth. Then, she can choose to keep that baby or give it up for adoption.
And do you really think people are going to practice abstinence? LOL. Men wear condoms to avoid getting women pregnant. However, if a pregnancy happens even though a guy wears a condom, and the woman then CHOOSES to have the baby and CHOOSES to keep the baby, he should not be held financially and legally responsible if he doesn't want to be. End of story.
Ha Ha Ha , Jude law is soooo pissed about Samantha earning money off him. Here's what he said to her and what SHE said to him LOL
I.MUU http://bit.ly/5E0CT
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:14am.
Sounds effective to me. Then again, the pull out method doesn't seem to work too well. I've done the research.
hahaha. True. "The Modified Rhythm Method."
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Love was a fire to warm fools.
Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:24am.
Holy crap! Sorry. Sounds like an excellent reason to me. Hope you're doing ok now.
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Love was a fire to warm fools.
BTW, don't you DARE gain ONE extra pound during pregnancy~ your face MUST LOOK LIKE you were never even pregnant, or NO $300,000, Bitch! Seriously, you need to diet while pregnant. No, we DO NOT care about your baby; we only care about how you'll look on our cover.
One of my favorite rappers with 6 kids is (yeah, right), wait, I gotta go look up that asshat's name after I find a place to set down my bong... oh yeah, wait, I got it~ Li'l Wayne.
That motherfucker has like 6 kids with 4 different women. That's SOOOO Mesican!
Jude, you and yer white whore ain't got nuttin on the Mesicans! Keep tryin, though, 'cause we needs us sum more white babies... "passin to the left..."
Let's be honest, she would not have been with this child IF Jude had resisted. But Jude from a psychology point of view has low-self esteem, especially recently due to his loss of hair. Therefore, he will sleep with anyone (UNPROTECTED) to secure his "youth." Samantha didn't need to do much to be considered a gold-digger. It wasn't a big plan, she had a baby by Jude Law, not George Clooney. Now, if she got pregnant by GC, her pimp game would have been on POINT!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 4:02pm.
The only question I wanna hear this skank answer is if she would have kept the babeh if it WEREN'T Jude Law's.
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This gold digger isn't fooling anybody. If she had gotten pregnant by an out of work actor/waiter/7-11 night manager she would have gotten an abortion. The hag is doing the Child Support stroll.
Hey guys: if you don't want to make babies with a one-night stand, use a damn condom! Its not rocket science!
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
I know I am probably one of few here, but I too got an abortion. Why? Because I was drugged and raped by a man I was dating simultaneously by him and his brother and woke up naked and blind folded. I was scared and had no choice after making the police report and having to make that aweful decisions. And I still deal with the traumatic psychological issues of doing it. But for some men, it should just be easy as 1 2 3 right? Bullshit. Yes there are women out there that base their self worth on getting pregnant by a prized possesion and spends the rest of her life ruining her baby daddy's relationships, but that blame falls on him for getting a dumb whore pregnant by fucking without a condom. Birth control fails for both men AND women but my personal stance and my opinion is women, protect yourself, Dont have sex with most of these loser men who know if they tap that ass without protection they get the freedom of calling you a whore and walking away. Men, stop fucking on everything that looks good because you might just knock up the woman that has the intention of making you miserable!
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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!
The DListed Night Crew:
THE Champagne room...the bar, the pole dancing...the hot tub...sexy times... Ahahhhhh
...only 2 friggin years ago...are ANY OF YOU still around???
Jude Law is the loser here... keep your pants on Jude if you can't take responsibility for having unprotected sex with a stranger!
and what a beautiful little girl she is.
I'm glad the mom is getting some just reserves... he needs to be held accountable! whatever he thinks of the woman, this baby is as much his as hers, and as much his baby as any of his other babies...
step up man!
Sky, isn't it funny that NO ONE knows what we're talking about, yet we've both been here for years?!?! Night Crew anyone? Anyone?
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Sky, I've got you on my FB~ you're MINE NOW BABY!
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Promise? *squirms in seat* lol
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Sky, I've got you on my FB~ you're MINE NOW BABY!
***Submitted by Shorty on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 3:31am.
Yepper Sky, adding you to my FB tonight! Where's Slutts, DeeDee, NitWitty, DV8trix, Running With Scissors
, Sporky, Marissia, Twisted Sister, missy, xxyxz...the NIGHT CREW?!?!
I'd like to regroup the NC, if the bitches are willing!
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Add me on FB and let's chat...(or Yahoo). Hurry up though, because I really need to go to bed! :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Yepper Sky, adding you to my FB tonight! Where's Slutts, DeeDee, NitWitty, DV8trix, Running With Scissors, Sporky, Marissia, Twisted Sister, missy, xxyxz...the NIGHT CREW?!?!
I'd like to regroup the NC, if the bitches are willing!
Shorty: I sent you an email via your old email account (not sure if you still use it).
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Commenting to this story: My sister-in-law won a MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR law settlement and was awarded multi-millions of dollars which were sent to her bank accounts. She SPENT said MILLIONS in about 7 years. She now lives in a trailer house. I'm NOT joking. Just because you have access to millions of dollars does NOT mean you'll be a millionaire for life. I hope Jude Law's kids see the money.
Shorty: Add me on FB if you remember my name. Nice to see you, sweets!
I'm off to bed...nite nite. :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Yes~I'm not trying to hide my original persona of Petite, D-Batteries. I've been gone from here for over two years and I like to visit here from time to time. I mostly hang out on Huffington Post now. I prefer to debate politics, but I like a good sexual debate now & then, so I venture to DListed.
Sky~I'll contact you on FB.
Submitted by Shorty on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:58am.
angel_i, I hope yer not referring to me, 'cause I know you. I've been gone for 2 years from here, hoping to get away from the crazy!
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Ummm...I'm SO confused at this point but I know I did not refer to you. HAI! I'm a runnin off to bed tho - I'm going to be VERY angry with myself in 4 hours as it is:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Shorty: I've missed you! I need to get to bed now though...have a job interview tomorrow AM. Let's catch up soon though! If you still have my #, just call me. :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
The baby looks like the Godfather!
OT: I think Shorty's avatar kinda gives her original nom de plume away.
angel_i, I hope yer not referring to me, 'cause I know you. I've been gone for 2 years from here, hoping to get away from the crazy!
***Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:53am.
@Skybitch...yeah, bless the poor soul I friended first by accident;p***
LOL
*turning FB IM on*
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Sky~ my gosh gurl, it's been ages! Probably no one here knows who I am, so that makes my request even more fun! Is your kitchen remodel done? IS IT WONDERFUL?!?! I've thought about you for two years Sky...we really need to meet!
@Skybitch...yeah, bless the poor soul I friended first by accident;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
***Submitted by Shorty on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:48am.
Hey Sky, ya wanna talk old times?
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You know where to find me. :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Hey Sky, ya wanna talk old times?
***Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:44am.
Got it!
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Really? I don't have a pending request. :(
Shorty: Good, yourself?
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
***Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:35am.
No, boo hoo! Who's stealing mah identitY!?!
I have LCT....? That's it so far...
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Ah, shit! Then who did I just add?
OK, hurry up...this post will self-destruct in 3 minutes. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Find me!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Got it!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Sky Bitch! How you doin'???
Ruh Roh. I don't think that's me!
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:35am.
***Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:32am.
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Found and added you on FB. :)
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
@Centaurious: I just wanted to take a minute to apologize cuz I din't realize what a swing I took down there...I really was just letting my fists fly for a second there. SoR-RaY! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
***Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:32am.
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Found and added you on FB. :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:29am.
angel_i: Are you friends w/Mrs. K? If so, I think I found you
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No, boo hoo! Who's stealing mah identitY!?!
I have LCT....? That's it so far...
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Were you playing games, like women usually do?
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What an amazingly rational statement!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Just an observation here.....but if you say that you're "pro-choice", doesn't that mean you support a woman's right to do what she wants with her body in regards to pregnancy? What I'm hearing from the gentleman here is that "I will be there to hold your hand if our sexual relations end up in an unwanted pregnancy if you choose to have an abortion and help you through the onset of depression afterwards, but if you don't choose the same thing I want (if you want to keep the baby), I'm outtie". Wouldn't you be more "pro-abortion" than "pro-choice" then? The only truly 100% safe thing is abstinence, which I recall reading in one of your posts earlier, something along the lines of "then just don't have sex". I think it's a pretty simple solution.
angel_i: Are you friends w/Mrs. K? If so, I think I found you.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:23am.
***Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:19am.
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YES! I am Angel Eye and I look like Jodie Marsh and my profile states that I'm a shameless whore:)
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Can't find you :(
Are you friends w/TV on there?
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Not yet:( I just got there. HOW CUM NO ONE CAN FIND ME!?!? Is there a way I can make it easier? it's a pseudonym and I'm ONLY joining for DListed so I don't care about giving out all the info here...it would be better if peeps could find me...
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
***Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:19am.
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YES! I am Angel Eye and I look like Jodie Marsh and my profile states that I'm a shameless whore:)
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Can't find you :(
Are you friends w/TV on there?
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:03am.
Side note: angel_i & Lory: Are you guys on facebook?
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YES! I am Angel Eye and I look like Jodie Marsh and my profile states that I'm a shameless whore:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
PS. Now I'm working REALLY hard to not be TOTALLY offended.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Rest easy, Frybread. MK is n absolute genius and already came up with the PERFECT solution to your dilemma
http://dlisted.com/node/34537
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by Frybread on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:04am.
Read carefully. I meant for him to take it. I never called him or wrote or anything. In fact, he called me once just to remind me he din't care. When I referred to my situation I told you about all the things/people I had in place to care for myself. Fuck him. The only thing that makes me sad is when my daughter asks - no matter what I say, she understands: He didn't want you.
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And what you tell your daughter is partially dishonest. You're correct that her father might not have wanted her, but you should have told her that YOU CHOSE TO GIVE BIRTH TO HER knowing that her father didn't want to have a child. The choice is yours. He's not totally the bad guy here.
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You're jumping to conclusions here. I tell her what happened. I don't bad talk her daddy EVER. I tell her: We didn't mean to make a baby but we did. He thought that since we didn't mean to do that, we shouldn't continue - and *I* thought that since there was a baby inside me, I should have it. We didn't agree and so I went away and had the baby by myself. That's it. That's what I've told her.
But she's a girl - so her PERSONAL reaction is totally irrational, of course.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.