Wednesday, October 28th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 27th!

When nurses are being trained to give happy endings, you know the recession is real. - ghettoprincess

Runners-up:

Octodad finally revealed! Submits DNA and recounts first date with Nadya Suleman. - Sandbitch

Fluffer School Brochure: Did you excel behind the bleachers instead of the classroom? Well, then this school has what you need. We will teach you such standards as the Dutch-rudder and more!
Now Enrolling! Call today! - urmomma

News at 11: Bruce Jenner caught cheating! - Hard.Hat

Source (Thanks Joe)

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Submitted by Btch_Plz on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:30am.

hard to laugh because the nursing student in the picture is obviously anorexic :(

SHE IS NOT HEALTHY I FEEL SADDOES

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 5:08pm.

Congrats ghettoprincess, Sandybeach, urmomma, and Hard.Hat. Very funny.

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Submitted by ghettoprincess on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:40am.

Raul Duke, I learned it by watching you.

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Submitted by ghettoprincess on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:39am.

Hey, I think I'm ghettoprincess.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:32am.

Congrats to the winners!
UrMomma, what's a Dutch-rudder?

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:19am.

Octodad, BRUCE JENNER, hhhhhhhhahahahaahahahahahahah!!!!!!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:12am.

Congratz Harzzzz.

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Submitted by starfishing on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:11am.

LOL, HARDHAT!

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Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 8:46am.

Congratulations, winners!
I really thought RichBitch would be a winner. I LOVED the Madonna freshening up comment! LOL!

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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 8:38am.

YAY ghettoprincess! and Sandbitch Hard.Hat, YAY!
*thanks MK :)*

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 8:36am.

Congrats ghettoprincess - good one!!!

Congrats to fellow hoes Sandbitch, urmomma & Hard.Hat! LOL!!!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 8:05am.

Congrats, horz! Ghettoprincess, you are the qween of the caption scene today!

Hats off to SandBitch,, Hard.Hat, and urmommmmmaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 8:04am.

Congrats ghettoprincess, Sandbitch, urmomma & Hard.Hat! LMFAO urmomma! I'm intrigued by the dutch-rudder!

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Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:45am.

Eh.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:42am.

Bahahaha urmomma! Funnay! Congrats. ghettoprincess, Sandy B ♥, Hard.Hat!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:17am.

congrats to all you funny little hookers!!!

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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 7:01am.

Congrats to all...excellent caption, ghettoprincess!

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:57am.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:45am.

All great submissions, I especially loved Fluffer School LMMFAO!! Good job, people!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:39am.

Congrats you funny sluts!!!!

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:36am.

SECONDDDD! I'll take it.

Thanks Nitty!~

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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:23am.

Congrats, ghettoprincess! WTG, Sandy♥! LOL, urmomma! Hahaha, Hard.Hat!!
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Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:21am.

what the hell is a dutch rudder??

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 1:46am.

First Shauna Sand, and now Larry King's wife is peddling a sex tape.

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Submitted by brodydallesho on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:19am.

"If only I were a real boy, so I could feel this random hospital visitor rub my anatomically incorrect genitalia", says a discarded doll from Mr. Geppetto's naked boy workshop.

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Submitted by Swallows on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:32pm.

Michael K enjoys his spare time earning an extra dollar or two donating his body to medical science . . .

Submitted by gnarlyone on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:50pm.

gwen stefani with her new costar in davey and goliath
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:33pm.

Lie to me, Pinocchio, lie!

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Submitted by jpbikeman on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:29pm.

Boy, do I feel like a dummy getting jerked around by Obama's new HealthCare Plan.

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Submitted by Oceannia420 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:45pm.

♪ Just take the GD picture before the dummy `` really pukes!!!

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Submitted by Oceannia420 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:44pm.

♪ Aren't you that dancing baby that was on my show years ago? Ya`` I moved onto nursing and you???

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Submitted by Soozie on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:09pm.

Uma will do anything to get her skinny ass back in the tabloids. But she a good Ho.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:26pm.

Bruce Jenner needs a handjob like Khloe needs a shave. I'm not really sure what that means but I like it.

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Submitted by DLucyAnn on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:49pm.

I always wondered what became of Max Headroom.

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Submitted by plethr on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:36pm.

This is the weirdest Shauna Sands sex video I've ever seen. Although, who knew installing a cathader would be so damn sexy!

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Submitted by CANADIANA on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:24am.

Corduroy Carla always makes sure she cleans the anatomically correct Turbo Fuck Buddy Dummy v.5 before mounting him after Shauna Sands has had her turn.

Submitted by studyinginCT on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:55pm.

This probably looks strange to everyone else, but I can tell you - this is exactly what happens in nursing school. The woman is performing a foley catheterization on the dummy. It's a simulation lab, and part of every nurse's education.

That said, cathing a dummy is one of the most awkward and unrealistic portions of our education.

The female dummies are even funnier, as they literally have bull's eyes on their urethras once you pull the labia back.

Submitted by ness1030 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:52pm.

Madonna and Baby Jesus - it's safe sex or nothing (hold that vom, Jesus).

Submitted by pickme on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:44pm.

After realizing she was nothing without Grey's Anatomy, Hagl went on a downward spiral involving lots and lots of hallucinogens

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Submitted by lodee99 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:32pm.

Michael Jackson's last bleaching.

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Submitted by Carmela on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:12pm.

The last thing I want to hear while gaping at this picture is a Donald Sutherland voice-over telling me how safe a Volvo is during a hand job.

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They are the little marks that use their influence, to help a sentence make more sense!

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Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:07pm.

The revengeful atmosphere of the room quickly turned to hysterics when Taylor Swift reached for Kanye's "trophy."

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Submitted by Christie Love on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:01pm.

ENOUGH OF THE FUCKING LONG SPAM SHIT! YOU THINK ANYBODY'S GONNA BUY YOUR GODDAM CRAP??????

FUCK YOU!!!!

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You're under arrest, sugar!

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Submitted by Sheryl Crone on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 5:55pm.

The Cadaver & Tenille

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Submitted by ReallyNow on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 5:14pm.

I can see why Disney decided to call Kate Gosselin to be the cartoon voice for this made-for-TV special. After all, they do try to make sure that the characters resemble the voice actor's features.

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