Tuesday, October 27th 2009

You Wear It Like Grace Jones

If all the members of Duran Duran formed a circle jerk around all of Grace Jones' album covers, their cumulative cum shot would look just like this! Here's the cover of Alien Princess RiRi's new album called Rated R.

P.S. - I always knew that RiRi was a member of the Illuminati and now this confirms it.

VIA Popeater

Posted by: Michael K


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from the way she is dressed it looks like the only reason things got out of hand with chris and he kicked her ass is because she forgot the safe word! or maybe he just did it for fun i would of! the only thing this pic is missing is her gag ball!

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rhianna ought to go back to Caribbean music. it suites her more and i think she'd be safer there.

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Pet Llama Jimothy:

between her and beyonce i can't decide who's the best at trying so hard. but at least rhianna wears it a little better. beyonce on the other hand looks like a ghetto robot whenever she tries to go trendy.

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who does this chick think she is fooling? the eye of horus and the left eye only showing??? is it just a new trend all these rappers and pop stars are doing? seek knowledge. most of these songs are about mind control- sweet dreams by beyawnce, disturbia, umbrella. they are perpetuating exactly what "they" want us to be- a mindless robot. notice all the connections to the film metropolis in these music videos, present and past. it's the humanization of robots and the dehumanization of humans into homo evolutus. all the knowledge is out there. you just have to seek it.

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Submitted by Vanitas on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:49pm.

Fuck thats a hole lot of creepy :O And I though pseudoccultmedia gave me chills..
So do you/people really believe that?and is there like a religion for those that believe it too?
Shit I shouldnt have missed that show on suday on discovery about the eye on the dollar bill and conspiracy theory

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Hos who wanna take wife beaters back after they got their faces busted can't play with Ms. Grace Jones make-up. Sorry, RiRi, but you're not worthy.

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chippychazoo - yep, Lady Gaga is totally Illuminati controlled. Did you see that fucked up VMA performance where she basically reenacted a Satanic human sacrifice?

I'm so happy you mentioned Illuminati, MK!

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Oh great...there's that stupid angular "R" up in the corner. RiRi has a logo now.

*runs to Hot Topic for t-shirt*

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The govenor is one of them. ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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Submitted by dcgirl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:11pm. I'd say it's time for the governor to call in the National Guard

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Submitted by Vanitas on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:14pm.

...Some people believe that the annunaki live on this planet and they are coming back.
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Well, duh, they obviously took over Hollyweird a long time ago. Now, they're multiplying there in droves and don't try very hard to hide their true non-human forms. I'd say it's time for the governor to call in the National Guard but damn that probably won't work either!

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awful! get an original idea bitch.

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Is Rı-ho-ho grabbıng her head because someone uppercut her ass agaın?!

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Plecostomus:Another masterpiece. Thanx a lot.
¡LOL!

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There is only one Grace Jones. RiRi tries too hard and just comes off looking weird.

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She's good at trying too hard. I give her that.

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original putas:

yah...maybe that's it...

OR Rhianna is an alien descendent from the annunaki repitilian race and this is a sign that they are close to enslaving the human race.

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For a long time, I designed album packaging for a living. So when I look at something like this, I
cut Rhianna a lot of slack, because she's not really in control. The graphic designer who did this is putting A LOT of their emotional, psychic, and spiritual energy into the mix. Believe it or not, the whole S&M thing could be coming more from the designer than anyone else. Every designer brings to a project an ENERGY that permeates everything. The other thing is she has the same designer for all her current projects, because thats how the music business structures it. Of course she has a say - but its complicated. She chooses from what shes presented with. Even if she micromanages she still wont get what she insists on. She still has to get it through someone-the designer. By the time the designer has his/her input a whole lot has been added.

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WHY WON'T YOU HUMANS LET THE ANNUNAKI BE GREAT?!??!

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Vanitas's picture

Some of it is explained at www.zeitgeistmovie.com

The first part of the the first movie.

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Vanitas's picture

I wrote that really quickly, so sorry about the typos.

It gets really deep into it and I can't explain everything on here, but yah, that's like the cole's notes version.

oh yah - so the illuminati. So APPARENTLY the illuminati are blue blooded people, people directly descended from the annunnaki since apparently some of them stayed on our earth. They say that people like jay z, george bush, queen elizabeth are blue blooded - annunnaki descendents.

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AH...ya I see it now.

Okay, so about the reptilians. they are called the annunaki. they came here on the planet nibiru. Apparently nibiru enters our solar system every 2100 years (can't remember the exact number). Anyways, the planet is coming in 2012.

Everytime it comes it causes mass destruction. Our own planet was formed when it smashed into a planet (can't remember the name), thus creating earth, the moon and the astroid belt. When it comes into our solar system is causes polar shift, great floods and so forth. (Because of the gravitational pull that it has on our planet when it enters our solar system.)

Some people believe that the annunaki live on this planet and they are coming back. IF we survive the polar shift, then we may have the annunaki to deal with. Apparently we are going to survive the polar shift and life as we know it will enter a new era. (this goes back to astrology and the mayan calendar). Apparently we are in the pieces age right now (the age of fish and why religions have to do with fish) and now we about to enter the age of aquarius - water.

It all goes back to the beliefs of the first human civilazation - the sumerians. They worshipped repitilian like gods that created human kind. Apparently we used to be sasquatches and the aliens thought our women were hot so they had sex with them and thus creating humans. (mixing their dna with ours) some people say this explains why we went from monkeys to learning mathematics, algricuture, law and basic civilazation.

You can look it up on youtube by searching for annannaki, nibiru 2012 etc.

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putsomestankonit on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:58pm.
@Zomay, so are these reptilian rulers from space supposedly the "Elders"?
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@Zomay, so are these reptilian rulers from space supposedly the "Elders"?

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bwah ha ha ha! dumbass

I can't believe someone mentioned David Icke on dlisted. He's a legend!

"Submitted by Honky on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:21pm.

That Illuminati reference seemed random here...

Does MK mean she's making a pyramid w/her eye @the top? or she's mindcontrolled?"

Yes Rhianna is covering one eye which is a reference to the all seeing eye. (which is a masonic and illuminati symbol that appears on dollar bills)

The albulm cover is also black and white which is symbolic of duality and is a masonic symbol. It is used in masonic halls on their black and white chequered floors. In regards to mind control, certain songs are said to contain lyrics that trigger certain states in mind control victims. The song 'umbrella' is an example. The word is repeated over and over. An umbrella is an image used in MK-ultra mind control which was a CIA program.

Look at lady Gaga's stuff too, there is tons of black and white, covering one eye and her lightning bolts, very symbolic as is her rumoured hermaphroditism. Britney has it going on too, many references to shattered minds and multiple personalities her videos.

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Her shitty pop music does not match this ambitious cover of a cover of a cover done a zillion times before. Talentless attention whore!

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Yeah, I had to *facepalm* myself over this bullshit too, RiRi.

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i despise her possibly more than any 'singer' out there right now (except, perhaps, gaga) -- please don't sully my duran boys by associating them with this insipid twit in any way!

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This is a document that brought the motherfuckin' ruckus on the internets a few years ago:

http://people.tamu.edu/~nickdolan/documents/Revelations_of_the_Insider.p...

About the Illuminati... cutting through that Reptilian/Icke bullshit.

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Siouxie and Grace have already been there, you talentless cunt.

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Submitted by starsky on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:10pm.
Do not EVER EVER attempt to jack the style of the original and true diva Grace Jones
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Amen

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My assignment for the day is to use the phrase *cumulative cum shot*

Whatever's picture

She is copying what has already been done a million times before. YAWN!

madonnabeso's picture

rihanna is trying too hard with this whole rock thing.
i understand people grow and change but this metamorphosis is a FORCE
metamaFORCEosis!
LOL!

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Submitted by Vanitas on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:17pm.
alright, well maybe I didn't work that correctly. What I want to know is what confirms it?

"I always knew that RiRi was a member of the Illuminati and now this confirms it."

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:14pm.

the pyramid looking thing that is shape like a R. that's their sign

But she looks aight on the cover

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E.A.P. on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:08pm.

Sounds very "Church of Scientology".
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Yep, well L Ron was a gatherer of previous thought up shit! He took from the Hindus, he took from Zen theory, he took from magic books, he took from alien stories, he took from Jesus. He took from alot of shit that was already out there. The man was a writer turned founder of a cult. Brilliant.

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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:08pm.

Sounds very "Church of Scientology".

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Talentless vapid chanteuse- Do not EVER EVER attempt to jack the style of the original and true diva Grace Jones

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Some people believe that there is a race of beings from another planet that came here to live like 'kings'. To control humans through materialism and a money system that is completely controlled by these beings. Some people even believe that humans were created many moons ago as a slave being. These beings from another planet are said to be in control of the big business music industy, TV, movies; anything that is bought on a massive scale. As well as any other big business like oil, war, and drug companies.

I have heard that some people believe that some of the alien beings are not good but some are good. Like us humans.

My thoughts on this is simple. If humans are being used to satisfy the selfish ego of an alien culture, it is time for them to pack their shit and get the fuck off our planet.

If this is all a science fiction story for geeks in their basement to jack off to, then we need to fucking cut the bullshit right now.

Either way, we humans can't focus on these things or we go mad.

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ooooh my eye! I'm telling the cops.

What?? This isn't a caption this?

Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:43pm.

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Ta. It's the whacko-jacko-lantern :)

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This trick needs to stop copying Grace Jones.

Do none of these popstars comes up with their own schtick? Where has all the originality gone?!?!

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So basically the Illuminati are a bunch of reptiles that wear S&M clothes in the media?

I'm clueless when it comes to these conspiracy theories. I've heard about the triangle business and that Joe Camel and Bouncy are involved. And the whole thing about the colors black, white and red in the media. But I'm not sure what it all signifies or what kind of evil it all alludes to.

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Now that some of you mention it, she does have that bland face devoid of personality... TMZ gets her all the time and it looks like she doesn't have a thought in her head. Oh, well...

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Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:40pm.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:30pm.

RiRi looks like she could use a couple of Exedrins for that headache.

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LOL...totally. It's like her music is giving her a headache TOO!!

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Yeah...and that I don't get it. I don't get who she's supposed to be. She's like an empty shell...I could buy the schtick if there was a personality to go along with it but she's all Stepfordy, it's weird.
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She's trying to be mysterious, b/c I don't think she really knows how to react in public to what happened, so she just doesn't talk and wears really flaky clothing.