The Gayelle Romance That Could've Been
Way before St. Angie was healing the world with her divine vagina and sucking the youth out of Brad Pitt, she had a "phone fling" with none other than Rosie O'Donnell. Once you've talked your genitals off of the ledge, read on......
On Howard Stern's show (via Popeater) the other day, Rosie O not only confirmed that she's no longer munching on Kelli Carpenter's carpet, but she also briefly talked about the phone time she spent with St. Angie. Rosie said, "We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through. I was a little afraid of her. She's scary in a sexual kind of way."
What a missed opportunity for all of us. To think, we could have had Rosielina instead of Brangelina. Which means instead of crazed Brangaloonies terrorizing our lives, we would be dodging flannel-wearing, saw dust-farting Rosielinaloonies. And honestly, I'd rather be bitched out by a big butchie with a flat top. It kind of gives me the tingles, actually.
And for those you saying that St. Angie would never lick on Rosie's ham muffin, might I remind you of an elderly turtle named Billy Bob Thornton?


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Prov.> A 16 year old is considered to be a child still.
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chica robotica> No worries, lady. :) I don't mind. Convo is open to all and any.
Vern> I've read that a lot of people w. gluten issues also are allergic to dairy. I know I cut drinking milk out of my diet years ago b/c I would get stomach cramps. I can still tolerate cheese, yogurt, and butter, though.
The dr. also mentioned that it's probably better just not to eat grains, anyway, unless they are organic, b/c of the pesticides sprayed on them and also b/c they sit in grain silos and can grow mold and whatnot.
Sonah22> Oh I am a fat FIEND (save for the animal fat). I love cheese and use olive oil all the time. None of that fat-free crap for me.
Prov.> A 16 year old is considered to be a child still (and rightfully so. Have you talked to any 16 year olds lately? They are children.), so it's statutory rape if a 20 year old has sex w. him/her.
I've never thought Angelina was good-looking. She comes off as very hard, in her persona and in the face.
Rosie's got her Stick O' Butter eatin face on
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:46pm.
TeriAnn on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:11pm.
Angelinas fucking hot, I'd do her. It doesn't get any better than Jolie. Even Rosie wouldn't do chinny. Megan Fox also wants Angelina, step in line bitch.
- Well, I have the SOLUTION for you TeriAnn, next time you roast a chicken, save the carcass, boil it for stock first, stick it in the freezer, about a month later take it out, glue a photo, one of the thousands covering your basement walls, glue it on the carcass, strap on a dildo and PRESTO VOILA!, you're fucking Skeletina!
It doesn't get any better, does it?
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Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:24pm.
TITS, when a 16 year old girl has sex with an adult male it is called STATUTORY RAPE!!!
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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
You ppl. with the allergies...try adding fat to your diet--Olive/coconut oil, meat fat, butter...and cut out carbs while you're at it. This might help. The low fat thing is such a myth.
Back to Gothalina...I don't think she should be blamed for sleeping with a man at 16--that's called child molestation, and obviously the woman has boundary issues that are a result of a loss of sexual innocence at an early age. I have friends like her-always dating dudes who are taken, super "hot," into anything "kinky" as a way of asserting their identities. It's not completely their fault. And it's not my fault for not wanting to be friends with them either! This woman is cray cray, but you have to feel sorry for her also. I mean, she's totally nuts, heads a child army and has obviously never had enough therapy. It's sad. Brad is still a dumbass, however.
She and Rosie would have been hilarious. I don't know why she didn't do it-it would have been greater tabloid fodder than Brangelina, hands down!
Is that James Haven in drag?
Why does Jolie's face look like it's made out of Silly Putty?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
ahahahahaah! rosielinalonies..ahahaha
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gotDAMN, MK, you sure know how to pick the pics!
Rosie is flat out delusional.
This was hilarious, MK.
Thank You Chica Robota,
Sorry if I speel it wrong, new laptop
Now I don't feel like such a freak! I'd love to talk to the poor pea, tap water person. It might make me feel normal!
Yes, I saw typos, but they cracked me up so I left them. Sorry Bossy.
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You know Rosie is wistfully thinking of what she might have had.
Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:24pm.
TITS, when a 16 year old girl has sex with an adult male it is called STATUTORY RAPE!!!
Yea, she didn't know what she was doing.
On a side not i think its ridiculous that the word 'rape' is used when a 20-something or whatever has consensual sex with a 16 yr old.
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Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:24pm.
TITS, when a 16 year old girl has sex with an adult male it is called STATUTORY RAPE!!!
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Your statutory rape (!!!) is my Saturday Night.
TITS, when a 16 year old girl has sex with an adult male it is called STATUTORY RAPE!!!
Oh please you know Rosie was just trying to arrange a date so she could eat Angie...no not in that way you dirty minded people...I mean EAT...as in rotisseried, brushed with butter & herbs....served with extra helpings of mac & cheese, potatoes & gravy, biscuits & ending with Angies head frozen on a platter for dessert!!!!
PLease Angelina...dont accept Rosie's calls...don't believe her when she says she wants to meet with you to discuss ending World Hunger!!!!!
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Latest about the brother fucker - she also slept with her mothers boyfriend when she was 16.
real nice piece of work this one is.
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Angelina looks oddly like "Red Dwarf" character Kryten in that photo:
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Submitted by Vern on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 4:21pm.
Oh, this was about allergies! I knew someone who had to eliminate everything from his diet (save pears and peas which supposedly have the least allergic reaction?) and then gradually add everything back in... only to find he was allergic to the tap water? Horrific. Good luck, all. Food allergies are the WORST.
I aın't gon' lıe...
I'd lıck on Angıe's steeltrap tundercat wıth her entıre brood ın tow just to say I dıd ıt.
And Brad can watch!
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I actually only logged on to say Angie was only interested because she thought Rosie had babehs hidden in her fat.
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Anonmouse, little rascal,
It sure sounds like gluten which would be celiac disease, but
Dairy can also cause the congestion, etc. (an actual allergy, not just lactose intolerance)
Eggs, peanuts, (actually any legumes) can also be a problem. Usually on an elimination diet you stick to chicken breasts and rice (boring, yes) and then gradually add things to see what causes you to react, but if you are vegetarian or have grain issues, potatoes might be better to use. Some people are not meant to be vegetarians if they can't tolerate soy, grains, etc.
Also, your water might be a problem, where I live they treat the water with mega chlorine like additives, we have to use a filter and they don't reccomend using humidifiers. But it can cause people a lot of problems.
I hope you figure out what is bothering you. Oh, and the grass thing might also be caused by the pesticides and fertiliezers used to grow it.
I keep finding new things I can't tolerate any more-the latest is Peppers and citrus.
Red pepper sauce is yummy and delish on spaghetti squash if you can have it.
They also make pasta from potatoes and quinoa which are very good, check out the gluten-free section of your health food store.
Quinoa is easy to cook.
Sorry Dlisters, I'll stop now.
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Jolie is skinny cause she is 6 feet tall and a drug user. I am still amazed her social workers approved her to adopt with her herion use history. She shoud sue her plastic surgeon though. She looks like she is made of cling wrap. TIIIIIIIGHT!
'Scary in a sexual kind of way' that's a fucking good compliment right there.
I want that to be written on my mysppace profile and on my grave as well.
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Anonymouse73, Mizro> Don't mean to jump into your conversation but is this about being raw!? In addition to what you've written (thread or glass noodles, spiralized squash), I'll add in -- sea kelp noodles! It takes some acid to get soft and is available online or sometimes cheaper at Korean markets.
TeriAnn on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:11pm.
Angelinas fucking hot, I'd do her. It doesn't get any better than Jolie. Even Rosie wouldn't do chinny. Megan Fox also wants Angelina, step in line bitch.
- Well, I have the SOLUTION for you TeriAnn, next time you roast a chicken, save the carcass, boil it for stock first, stick it in the freezer, about a month later take it out, glue a photo, one of the thousands covering your basement walls, glue it on the carcass, strap on a dildo and PRESTO VOILA!, you're fucking Skeletina!
It doesn't get any better, does it?
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That is one of the ugliest bodies I've ever seen. I'm assuming she has some native american ancestry because of that body type (skinny legs, no ass or hips, and a wide upper half with big triangular breasts) is very common with native american women. I used to work at an aboriginal mental health center, and it was something I noticed very frequently.
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I'm already holding my bossums...no fancy pick-up lines needed.
Mizro> I have some of that at home...I have made it w. olive oil, garlic, and parm cheese, but haven't gotten the guts yet to use speg. sauce on it...it just doesn't sound good to me for some reason.
Little_Rascal> I'm the same. I try to use only personal care items w.out chemicals and all that. But I was still having all those issues. The dr. didn't even do any testing on me...she said I should try an elimination diet instead b/c she didn't want to poke me w. needles unnecessarily. I like that she's willing to think outside the box. She basically told me that we have effed up the ecosystem by planting grasses everywhere, that we originally didn't eat that stuff and that's why people have the allergies...b/c it's EVERYWHERE and in EVERYTHING.
On topic: I sort of believe this. I also believe that Angelina is scary.
When Angelina isn't carefully dictating which photos of her are to be used in the media, she looks anything but attractive. Not to mention, pre nose job, she looked pretty fucking homely.
Again, I give you bag of bones:
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090309/293.jolie.ange...
She's certainly more facially beautiful than Aniston, but I bet more men right now would rather fuck someone who looks like this in candids versus what Angelina has morphed into. She is merely a shadow of what she once was. Not to mention, she is straigh up and down, no hips. Contrast that with Aniston's hot bod.
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Great picture of Rosie. Angelina would fuck an old dried turd if she thought it would give her attention.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:11pm.
O christ, when i hear her talk about him it sounds like a fucking 12 year old talking about their stuffed animal. "He's so amaaaaaaaaaazzing"! Now this chump has to cozy up to the assholes in the media so his vapid wife can get jobs....but she DOESN'T want to be famous, or so she says. *eyeroll*
What I wouldn't give to hear mid 90's Howard rip on the now Hamptons Howie. Its funny how he makes fun of Imus for marrying a golddigger, how fucking clueless is this guy. Beth hO used to date athletes, models and theater fags before howard, and none of them looked like a pelican w/ a wig.
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WTF with the Megan Fox mother pic?
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
" Shiny, shiny candles." Rosie is not that awful looking - just fat. At this point she looks more pleasant than Angie if she would just close her damn mouth.
DoDo: I've been thinking that for sometime. Angie's "hotness" has been a mere media construct after her tomb raider days.
Anonymouse: OMG! OMG! I have the same symptoms but I never thought they were related. I'm getting a food allergy test done stat.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:09pm.
Santa Maria!
Angie looks like an evil 70yo vieja in that photo.
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"Hear me, D-Listers! No longer am I the Saint Angie you once knew! I am fire - and life incarnate! Now and forever - I am - Abuelita Jolie!!!!"
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Bottom-feeder.
Provy: I'll take your word for it, but the thing that turned me off Beth O was this interview where she blew so much sunshine up Howard's ass, I was embarassed for her. She was groveling and scraping and saying how wonderful he is and on and on and on. She basically flattered him into marrying her, because I don't think he ever intended to marry again. His massive ego got the better of him.
However, I bow to her golddigging skills. Well-played, Beth.
Santa Maria!
Angie looks like an evil 70yo vieja in that photo.
She is beat and busted but this makes her look even more so. Not sexy!!!
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Beth Ostrosky is a huge cunt!! Her and her equine face are the yoko ono of comedy. Fuck her and her red-carpet appearences with her habitual BENT NECK and BENT KNEE poses. NEIGGGGH NEIIGGGGH!! Now that wig-wearing Stern is married to her, he sucks the dick of Tyra Banks and Rosies to appease his Hamptonite cunt friends. Fuck that JCPenny/Ames "model" wife of yours.
He puts no money into his show and keeps every possible penny. He's fucked over the fans with tired FAKE phony phone calls, Jay Leno rants and PC humor. Not to mention the pathetic lies he tells about Beth hO.
Keep mailing it in Hamptons Howie, too bad that 500 million can't buy you a better wig or golddigging cunt!!
And don't donate to North Shore Animal League, Beth Cuntrosky's perferred charity where her barren womb and life holds up dogs like their children, they use 35 cents of every 1$ you donate to pay their 'executives' and to throw parties for vapid hamptonite cunts.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:22pm.
I wonder what happened between Rosie and Madonna, they were BFF's, inseperable.
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Vadge was just a dyke-tease. Remember before Rosie, her ex-BFF was Sandra Bernhard? Vadge was just doin' it for shits n' giggles.
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I cant imagine the visual
*gags*
Brad > Rosie
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Thank you for your response! I don't have a weight problem, I am around 100 lbs. But whatever you're describing, I have it also! I always have a bloated stomach like I'm pregnant, I hate it. And my nose drips all the time, and I have skin on my face and scalp that is always itchy and irritated although I only use organic products with no chemicals/preservatives/parabens. My joints and bones hurt also. And I'm a health food addict, and still have all those problems. :-(
It's official--the word for the day is "Rosielinaloonies." I'm cryin' over here!
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Anony73: I use spaghetti squash instead of pasta; it's a veggie, has a similar texture to angelhair pasta and it is fresh and delicious and easy to prepare!
Beaker's Bitch: she did - I remember her and Bernhard - it didn't end happily - they don't speak anymore BECAUSE OF INGRID!!
Ingrid did well with her relationship to Bernhard and Madonna: she's a club owner in Fla and LA, if I remeber correctly... Her club is/was Liquid or something like that. *muah* I had forgotten all that!
Mizro> Thanks! Although w. me it's not really a good thing as I tend to be thin to begin w. I'm actually really hoping to put some weight back on b/c my clothing is falling off me! I have no ass! I have always had an ass! I <3 my ass. :(
I do miss pasta, but you can also use bean threads (Sai Fun) to replace speghetti. Looks gross, but tastes aight. I'm also a vegetarian so my options are pretty limited.
little rascal> My dr. told me that I'm allergic to grasses/grains (wheat, rye, rice, barley, corn, and oats. She said it's not the gluten, though, and that when I buy a house someday, I should not have a lawn.) She, apparently, has the same issue and that's how she knew when I described the symtoms I was having (GERD, itchy/blotchy skin, post nasal drip/sinus irritation, stomach bloat, etc). I even figured out that my joint pain was also caused by the allergy bc it only comes back if I slip up....googled it and lo and behold, food allergies can cause joint pain.
I need to come up w. a food plan, though, cause I am ALWAYS hungry now & I'm tired of losing weight!