Kate Gosselin Wants To Be A Movie Star
On last night's Q&A episode of Cunt & Cunt Plus Cunt, Kate Gosselin answered viewers' questions about all sorts of crap. One person asked Kate what she was planning to do with herself once her reality show ends. Kate said that she would love to see herself on a gigantic movie screen. Not since Paranormal Activity.....
Kate said, “My career goals, believe it or not…I’ve discovered that I’ve done enough years of TV that I feel like it’s a normal, natural, comfortable place. I would love to be in a movie at some point. I would love to be the voice of a cartoon character in a movie for my kids. I think that would be fun.”
The producers of the new Predators movie should pucker up to Kate, because who needs to spend all their dollars on CGI and rubber costumes when you've the real thing?
But seriously, we all know that Kate's possum head is the real actor here. And it seems that we're just about due for a Cujo remake. It's in the stars!
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wow not only is she pretty but she just looks so sweet and nice!
The way she is going, she will probably be able to star in an 8 episodes of INTERVENTION in about 10 years. Those kids are, and will continue to be a mess until one of those idiots decides to parent.
She should try televangelism-- she's supposed to be Christian, right? Those people seem to be on television ALL the freaking TIME. And she seems greedy, narcissistic and prone to lying. There ya go.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
This woman is beyond delusional. First she gets mad because cosmetic companies aren't breaking down her door to be their "face of beauty" (what do you think kept them from it, the possum 'do, her raging, grasping disposition or her general unattractiveness?) and now she wants to see her face on the silver screen? Bitch, please. People would run out of the theatres screaming. The only onscreen roles I could see her doing are the ones usually done by the likes of Patty Hearst or Paris Hilton, and probably not even those. Jesus H. Christ.
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Interesting. If I were she, my response would be something to the effect of "go live a nice, quiet, anonymous, normal life somewhere and be a regular, responsible mother to all these children that I've brought into the world and spend my time making them my first priority."
No?
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Submitted by OXA on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:34pm.
I think she would be a good candidate for "Nanny 911" and JoJo could come in and observe her behaviour then show her how to be a real parent.
Oooooh, excellent idea. Let's get Kunt on secret video and then have JoJo make her cry.
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Guess I'm just cranky today. And every day.
I love that picture of her. Makes me laugh. She is just such a wacked-out bitch.
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Guess I'm just cranky today. And every day.
I'd like to see her in a historical piece about the Hindenburg disaster.
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"a plot that is a perfect storm of cliche and contrivance" (R. Ebert on "Nights in Rodanthe")
I dunno. She was pretty tense on "The View". She wasn't comfortable in that arena at all. Can't imagine her acting tho she was good in the Leno piece.
This idiot should stick to scrubbing toilets.
for the kids...... ??? this bitch is delusional, and I don't see film offers in her future either.
She is like porn star famous.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Just say "No" to everything Gosselin.
I'm not quite sure how this happened but it all went from my not knowing anything about this family to knowing waaaaaay too much.
I can't see her in a movie unless it's straight to cable or DVD.
I think she would be a good candidate for "Nanny 911" and JoJo could come in and observe her behaviour then show her how to be a real parent.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, in the case of this photo of Kate, they all start with the letter "F".
On topic - She's delusional.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Actor? Really? I think Target is hiring seasonal help right now, she'd probably fuck up that job too.
Holy crap, have you read the comments section on radar?
Those freaks worship her. Its pathetic and sad.
I would love to be a oncologist. Or maybe even a marine biologist or Portugese teacher. Fun!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
She could act like she cares about her kids?
In the old days people wanted to be an ACTOR. Now they just want to be in a movie. Bette Davis would be pissed if she was still alive.
She could be in the sequel to The Human Centipede, but only as one of the middle or end segments.
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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."
she's so gross.
Hekki --
Throw in A-list crackheads, I mean, actors who design. Reality stars/actors who write (ESPECIALLY kiddie tales). Rappers who design "energy drinks..." And any of them who constantly blog/tweet.
Excellent photograph of the famewh**re herself. Go away Khate...just go away quietly into the night!
That picture captures the real Kate. She'd be perfect for Predators! There's your role Kate, you will be a natural.
MK, you find the BEST pictures.
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Hekki on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:48am
I will have to begrudgingly give Affleck credit for Gone Baby Gone.....
I love that movie.
RE: Actors who direct.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Awwwwww, her delusion is epic.
But LifeTime will put her in a flick, they hire anybody.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Why can't people who are famous for ONE thing just be happy with that? It's fucking UNGRATEFUL.
Heiresses who have to be recording artists. Models who have to act. Rock stars who have to act. Actors who have to direct. Directors who have to paint.
You idiots are paid millions to look pretty/tell people what to do/sing. But no, that's not good enough. You have to "prove" yourselves by diversifying. *eye roll*
Kate is redonkulous. Just raise your army Kate.
Please, not another Cujo movie. Does anyone remember a movie called Sssssss...about some dude that turns into a snake. That movie scared the shit out of me back in the early 70's. That would be a kick ass remake!
"Fuck me running..."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:08am.
HA! As if Reality TV will get any better in 10 years.
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Oh, I KNOW it will get worse...but at least these particular two should be (God willing) gone...they are, IMO, the absolute worst detritus of the bunch. Probably because they have no sense of humor about (or awareness of) their ridiculousness.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:15am.
Raul has made racist comments towards Indian persons before.
Now we can chalk Asians and the Children of Moses up alongside his other prejudices.
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Raul has made racist comments towards Indian persons before.
Now we can chalk Asians and the Children of Moses up alongside his other prejudices.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by GODNEY on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:10am.
Imagine a farmer checkin on his Kate-Hen and the egg is just full of dust
**************************************************** If we were both farmers and one day my rooster flew over to your farm and your donkey bit off his foot... what would we have? A foot of my cock in your ass!************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson http://www.aquaescorts.com/
Maybe she can star in a movie about deluded, talentless scumbags.
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She is such an arrogant & greedy bitch...She is going straight for the big, easy money, terrifingly enough she is an RN, why not actually go back to doing that, or becoming a nurse at your kids school or something?
Who wouldnt love to act or even better do voices for animated features? Its unfortunate that she she is saddled with 8 freakin kids because she has the pootential (typo, ha) to be a half decent golddigger.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:10am.
WTF ARE YOU YAMMERING ABOUT?
fuck if i know! you see what time it is?... i don't even know where i am!! heehee!
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"Young man crazy,
old man wise.
Some folks real,
some just jive."
Imagine a farmer checkin on his Kate-Hen and the egg is just full of dust.
thats what i gotta see.
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:04am.
Puh-leeze, Kate. Why can't we fast forward 10 years when we don't have to hear anymore about Cunt and Douche + 8 Screwed Up Kids?
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HA! As if Reality TV will get any better in 10 years.
Submitted by Basement Baby on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:04am.
shitload of children, 'eh?... hhhmmm... line up ladies!!... we're gonna make the "ESE is a Deadbeat Dad" show!!LOL!
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"Young man crazy,
old man wise.
Some folks real,
some just jive."
They let 'I cut myself in sex cos a cock up my shitter aint enough' HOlie do a couple of cartoons so theyd probably let Hitler in a disney movie or two.
In class we heard about doctors who used to stick nails through people tear glands into their brains. somebody should do that to this quack-sack.
Hopefully her peanut ovaries have stopped making the puss sacks she calls eggs
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
No. You need a shitload of children to set you apart from the crowd. There are tons of dumb bitches with that haircut and it's always been the official haircut of cunts, for YEARS before Kate got it - she just made it widely known.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Puh-leeze, Kate. Why can't we fast forward 10 years when we don't have to hear anymore about Cunt and Douche + 8 Screwed Up Kids?
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by RecessVillain on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:32am.
Hurry some one push her out of that hot air balloon
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How about I push her out, you can film it, bitch gets to be in a movie and everybody's happy??
How can she do a voice for a cartoon. What cartoon says UMMMM UMMMMM UMMMM UMMMMM. She is so full of herself. She wonders why Jon left her ugly ass.
Submitted by Basement Baby on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:00am.
I'm afraid birthing a baby isn't as easy - or as satisfying - as taking a shit, ESE.
can i just make my hair look like a retarded peacock and bitch and moan at EVERYTHING then?
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"Young man crazy,
old man wise.
Some folks real,
some just jive."
I'm afraid birthing a baby isn't as easy - or as satisfying - as taking a shit, ESE.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
OH LORD HELP US ALL. Please someone tell me she was kidding when she said she wanted to be a MOVIE STAR? ON THE BIG SCREEN? Just because the cameras have follower her around for 5 seasons does NOT make her an actress. She is so full of SHIT that I cant stand her. Her head is SO big that I dont get it. GO AWAY PLEASE. Clearly the ppl who like this crazy bitch are old social security swinging on the rocker. Just look at the people who post and defend her hard core on Radaronline. THEY are on there ALL DAY LONG yelling at people who say something bad about their fearless leader KATEZILLA. Little do they realize she is a huge hypocrite and a liar. TLC created a monster.