Shayne Lamas Is Jealous Of Shauna Sand's Beauty, Obviously
The Empress of Lucite is currently basking in the glory of her soon-to-be-released masterpiece sex tape, and look who has crawled out from under her trough to try to snatch away Shauna's spotlight. Shauna's ex-stepdaughter Shayne Lamas, who is currently whoring out her own reality show, felt the need to blast The Empress of Lucite in a statement to TMZ. Basically, Shayne pulled down her bloomers, squatted, and then shit all over a delicate rose. This is a crime against nature. Plug your nose, stroke your lucite and read what Shayne had to say:
"It's no shock that Shauna basically gave her seal of approval on the tape. She will probably try to get producing and directing credit as well. I hear it's pretty hardcore and she does all her own stunts too!
There has never really been much of a difference between Shauna and a blowup doll... Cheap, mostly plastic and a head full of air. She is pure trash."
Normally, being called "pure trash" is the highest of compliments, but I have a feeling Shayne didn't mean it that way. Shayne better watch her tongue, because fucking with Shauna is like fucking with GOD himself! One day, Shayne will wake up with her tongue attached to her asshole. And without a tongue she won't be able to eat deep-fried Twinkies or nibble on hard peen.
And just for record-keeping purposes, here's what Shayne's stunning mother looks like:
Shayne's cunty comments are funny since her mom Michele looks like a Shrinky Dink version of Shauna dipped in formaldehyde. Every scientist will confirm that Michele is definitely 100% potent trash. And that's a compliment.
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Poor Michele. It's bad when your eyes realize you're so fug they don't want to be seen with each other, let alone pointing in the same direction.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Submitted by VenusJupiter on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:49am.
Wow, you have so many ugly, ugly, ugly americans. So I ask me, do they have nothing in their heads as straw?????????????ß
Igitt
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Try again when you learn English.
And take a bath - whatever part of Europe you're from, I'm sure it's been awhile.
Wow, you have so many ugly, ugly, ugly americans. So I ask me, do they have nothing in their heads as straw?????????????ß
Igitt
SINCE this is a trash/ plastic post. always good to recycle.
damn with the faces of Lamas's ex's!! nastay.
Coma Caca!!
PLastic women should not get so close to stage lights...she's obviously melting
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:23pm.
"I have to wonder what these women see when they look in the mirror."
I thought vampires had no reflection.
Her mom looks like Janice from the Muppets, although just about every blonde with big injected lips does.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice_Through_the_Years
Damn! I laughed so hard when I saw Shayne's mom's face that I had an asthma attack. Lorenzo Lamas certainly has a type.
Step away from the scalpel!
I have to wonder what these women see when they look in the mirror.
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Submitted by i am a sloth on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:18am.
shauna's lips look like a swollen anus
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you know this?
how?
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:08am.
I watched her on The Bachelor, too, and I've only ever watched 2 seasons of that show -- the Andrew Firestone year and the one with Shayne Lamas. Who was the guy? I forget. And yes, she's prettier than that photo and kudos to the fact that she hasn't yet gotten implants... and, in fact, does not seem to feel she has to be anorexic thin like some other Hollywood people.
And I watch that Leave It To Lamas show... stupid, boring stuff and the only reason to watch is to see what's going on between Lorenzo & AJ. I don't think they've yet confirmed or denied AJ slept with Shauna Sand? But Lorenzo *really* dislikes his son.
Ugh, yes, and what SS has done to her lips with injections, Michele Smith has done with lip liner. She's definitely the low rent version.
They are both stupid.
Well.
They obviously bonded during Lorenzo and Shauna's years of married bliss.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Indeed, they're all probably sponsored by the CIA. Soon everyone will be so dumbed down that Paris Hilton's crotch-critters will engage in a world-takeover bid! We'll all have Lucite chips implanted and be forced to wear human-sized designer canine-outfits!
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:00am.
ha ha they were talking about the auction on tmz tv, about how no one was bidding on her dirty shoes
Angel, there are almost 500 angel eyes on FB,
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LOL! How many of them are dressed up as Jodie Marsh when she wore a belt as a shirt?;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Shauna is beauty, truth and goodness all wrapped up in a bikini. She is what the original Eve must have looked like.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Re:
There has never really been much of a difference between Shauna and a blowup doll... Cheap, mostly plastic and a head full of air. She is pure trash."
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WELL! I've heard many things said about Shauna, but this takes the cake! That does it - I will never, EVER speak to Shayne again! I mean...saying Shauna has a head full of air - she DOES NOT!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I get the feeling Michelle is so desperate for attention that she would shag her own son on primetime tv just for attention. No wonder the kids are so mucked up. How in the hell did Lorenzo and Michelle stay quiet long enough to concieve? Shayne seems to be trying to imitate Shauna. Loved the way she screamed that she had cleaned house all day for two whole hours! The girl is a natural beauty and a freaking genius~!
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
I still can't believe how being on a "reality" (what a joke) tv program encourages people to act out in the most ridiculous & idiotic manner; or, maybe it just gives a voice to really narcissistic & mentally sick people. If any of these "reality" stars acted that way in real life (because these series are NOT reality), they'd either get beaten to a pulp or they'd be dead in a ditch. Just goes to show that attention & publicity is a drug to some people; it makes them do & say things that they wouldn't otherwise.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Yikes! That Shayne trick has no room to speak in 10 years time she'll be looking like Shauna and in 20 she'll be looking like her mum.
The whole fam is one big ball of surgery and fake tan. Nasty.
OHhh MK is taking this personal. I like how he sticks up for his peeps :)
shauna's lips look like a swollen anus
lorenzo lamas has a "type"...plastic and fried...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I thought this Shayne bitch was that Heidi girl at first. But what the hell do I know? I don't watch reality fuckery. I think it's funny that these women think they look good.
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Don't you just wonder - what the hell is the matter with Lorenzo Lamas?? And furthermore - with all the plastic surgery Shauna Sands has had, why didn't she get that nose fixed, it's got a golf ball on the end of it, you forgot the nose Shauna.
Michele looks like she'd come out of the oven nicely after a few hours roasting at 325 in a tin foil tent....
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
You would need a hazmat suit to attend a family Thanksgiving dinner with these folks.
Hum. Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black.
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:45am.
I mean, what are those CIA-types doing all day?
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How do you know all this culture of famewhoring isn't some insidious CIA plot to get the populace more stupid than it already is?
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Bottom-feeder.
Well, maybe the word 'humanoid' is a more appropriate classification. But that doesn't change the fact that, IMHO, nowadays even most real human-beings are way too far off in the realm of slut-extremism.
I mean, what are those CIA-types doing all day?
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
MK really got that Shayne bitch for calling out how gross her mom is. Shayne has a very, very dim future ahead of her.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:30am.
I give up on human-beings
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Do these look halfway-human to you?
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Bottom-feeder.
I give up on human-beings. They're way too slutty for me.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
Fuck! Even I'm not drunk enough to put my lip liner on like that!
Jermajesty's Secret Service
Michele looks like total shit. She used to live out here in AZ, not sure if she still does. I used to work for a wholesale mortgage lender and one of our consultants was doing a loan for this woman. That is all I know about her. I don;t think she had much of a career at all, lived off of the child support from Lorenzo.
PSL
I think i would,
I would also like to get one with Yoda in it that says
Slap a bitch I must
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Is this real life?
If they start showing up in front of pap hot spots at the same time you know this feud is as phony as Spencer Heidi.
Paquita, have one made- it is simple.
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'Cause when I think of you, baby
Nothin' else seems to matter
'Cause when I think of you, baby
All I think about is our love
-Janet Jackson
Tristam, i once saw a Tshirt that said
"como se Llama" with a white llama on it.
Wish i could get it.
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Is this real life?
If i didn't have my halloween costume already, I would go as the Saint of Lucite.
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Is this real life?
well looking at her mother, I can totally see why Shayne would say Shauna is trash.
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'Cause when I think of you, baby
Nothin' else seems to matter
'Cause when I think of you, baby
All I think about is our love
-Janet Jackson
Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:41am.
Paquita Lamas... i like the sound of that....
Cómo se Lamas?
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:33am.
Battle of the attention whores.
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My son has this Xbox game called Loons - The Fight for Fame. Its a Looney Tunes game, it completely reminds me of all these dumbass attention whores.
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"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"
Paquita Lamas... i like the sound of that....
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Is this real life?
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:28am.
Step away from eBay! You have those on your watch list, don't you? LOL eBay alone is hard enough to detach from (I'm a TRS on three ID names) now you've got Shauna's shoe calling you back!
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"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:56am.
Shayne Lamas' mom looks like Janice, the guitar player from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
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Janice has the best quote from the Muppets:
"I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it IS artistic."
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
Battle of the attention whores.
I did laugh at her comments though -- funny stuff.
And yes, her mom is only higher on the totem pole because she abstains from lucite. But just barely.
Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:30am.
hahaha. You could be Mrs. LL the something--th.
Tristam, he was damn hot.
My dad saw him on a plane around that time. And I went screaming at him on how he didn't take him a picture or something. My dad in all seriousness said "And have him think I'm gay?" the way he said it was just too funny. Couldn't blame him.
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Is this real life?